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  1. A week ago was the five-year anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer #1. I went through the commentary gallery and made a few edits, as well as the "making of" section. Sometimes I think it would be fun to write more strips, and then I remember how much of a burden they were.

  2. It's the third anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer! Character profiles have been updated, plus a new feature has been added to the site!

  3. Today, the 10th of May, is the second anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer!

  4. More valuable than gold, more useful than the wheel, and tastier than chocolate, it's Cartoon and Conquer #52.

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    3. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      No intro for Cartoon and Conquer #53?

    4. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Didn't you read the above?

  5. The last hope for civilization, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #51.

  6. The ultimate conclusion to an infinite loop, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #50.

    1. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      There's no conclusion to an infinite loop of stories and comics.

    2. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Not only is it the conclusion to an infinite loop, it's also the answer when you divide by 0.

  7. Featuring the first fictional people to have been offered a Nobel Prize, it's Cartoon and Conquer #49.

    1. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      Only great scientific discoveries deserve a Nobel Prize.

    2. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      That wasn't what Alfred Nobel intended, he wanted it to be awarded to those who "shall have conferred the greatest benefit on mankind." And what contribution is greater than Cartoon and Conquer? Nothing of course.

    3. AZ-Stalker

      AZ-Stalker

      OR, he was just sad after inventing dynamite and seeing people being blown up sky high that he wanted to make amends by rewarding people that "benefit mankind" rather than blow stuff up.

  8. Banned in three countries, but the national currency in twelve, it's Cartoon and Conquer #48.

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    2. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      Next time use Kuwait dinars since it's currently the best world currency.

    3. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      And the Zimbabwean dollar is worth nothing, so what's your point? Every episode is worth 0 Kuwait dinars.

    4. PurpleGaga27
  9. Created by one million monkeys pounding on typewriters over the course of six minutes, it's Cartoon and Conquer #47.

    1. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      Monkeys should deserve The Monkey Times newspaper.

  10. Capturing the careless in a chaotic caress of catchy causerie, the crucial crux of caricatured comedy cutting clichéd cultural cacophony. The characters’ capacity to cajole cackling is caused by captivating climactic clashing comparisons of communist camaraderie countered by capitalistic coteries. Cast away concern, to clarify, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #46.

    1. Plokite_Wolf

      Plokite_Wolf

      Cccccccccccccccccccc.....

    2. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      Cool choice of coolant words, but no company, no call, no co-op?

    3. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Calm your caustic claims of conspiratorial exclusion, I can’t cobble crude conjugation. Consider; in the collingual codex, the capacious concurrence of C is countless. Complete comprehensive cohesion could create a cascade of confusing complexity.

  11. 1.1 million pixels broadcast across the planet in less than a second. Read, laugh, morale boosted, optimism increased, life management improved, success achieved. Raising global prosperity, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #45.

    1. Muhammad Ali

      Muhammad Ali

      Dang...That sounds good

  12. The reason the Earth keeps spinning, it's Cartoon and Conquer #44.

  13. One diced onion, one sliced carrot, two eggs, one brutally slaughtered rabbit, one crushed brick (mortar optional), one shredded hubcap, one full tank of liquid oxygen, exactly 144 jellybeans, and one drop of capsaicin extract, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #43. Mmm, tasty.

    1. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      Nice recipe you created there.

    2. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Someone asked me what I was drinking when I came up with it. Well I was drinking in wholesome, unadulterated Cartoon and Conquer.

  14. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #42.

    1. AZ-Stalker

      AZ-Stalker

      I see what you did there. :)

  15. Blowing massive holes in forests since the 30th of June 1908, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #41. Handle with care.

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    4. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Ok, it's starting to look like Sheila Broflovski is commenting here...

  16. Brought to you from the future, one tachyon at a time; disrupting causality for the sake of comedy, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #40. Enjoy now in the present, it won’t be written until next week.

  17. What do you get when you combine three carbon, five hydrogen, three nitrogen, and nine oxygen atoms? Cartoon and Conquer #39! Read it now, it's explosive!

  18. Now ranking in the top 20 on Alexa, 3 billion hits with Google, and broadcast into your dreams, it's Cartoon and Conquer #38. Read it, and you'll be popular.

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    2. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      I'm sure Google was just malfunctioning. And don't bother complaining to me if your dreams don't pick up on the strip either, it just means your head is malfunctioning.

    3. PurpleGaga27

      PurpleGaga27

      Not a good idea. I am sure Sonic does not want a Facebook "like" feature onto this.

  19. This week's lucky number: 37 - Read Cartoon and Conquer #37 and win the lottery. Don't read it and your seven closest friends will be diagnosed with terminal illnesses.

  20. Honest Nmenth’s Super Elixir Cartoon and Conquer #36 Cure-All - Guaranteed to remedy broken limbs, bad hair days, halitosis, toothache, memory loss, arachnophobia, itchy palms, athlete’s foot, memory loss, nightmares, cancer, myopia, memory loss, Tiberian Twilight, world hunger, appendicitis, loneliness, and memory loss. Read it now... or die.

    1. Plokite_Wolf

      Plokite_Wolf

      Oh glorious Nmenth, you have managed to cure everything you mentioned in me (except arachnophobia)! Thank you so much!!!11!1one

    2. AZ-Stalker

      AZ-Stalker

      Tiberian Twilight could use some more curing if you ask me... ;D

    3. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Give me some slack, curing cancer and world hunger is easier.

  21. Disappointed with the direction they're taking C&C? Drown your sorrows in a fresh Cartoon and Conquer! Pleased with the new C&C prospects? Celebrate with a brand new Cartoon and Conquer! Limited time offer, view now while supplies last.

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    2. Luk3us

      Luk3us

      I need linkorz.

    3. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      You need to use your mouse clickin' skillz to find it yourself.

    4. Luk3us

      Luk3us

      NEVARRR!!!!

  22. I had such high hopes for Generals 2, I now have such low expectations for C&C2013. If EA can successfully pull off a Free to Play C&C, I'll happily admit I was wrong. The odds of that are about equal to Jon Van Caneghem getting hit by a meteorite.

    1. Plokite_Wolf

      Plokite_Wolf

      I'd like both a real C&C out of it AND JVC getting hit by a meteorite :P Guess I'll have to do with the latter

  23. For the benefit of the lazy one (you know who you are... Luk3us) there's a new Cartoon and Conquer down below.

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    2. Luk3us

      Luk3us

      Yeah, Nmenth I might have missed this, you should just PM me instead with the picture included, so I have to do as little work as possible. ;)

    3. Plokite_Wolf

      Plokite_Wolf

      We'll try to make a startup program for you to download so you can get them on your desktop as soon as they're made :P

    4. Inferno

      Inferno

      But then he'd actually have to download and install it... you're asking too much of this poor man.

  24. It's the 1st anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer! A character bios list to celebrate: http://cartoonandconquer.cncnz.com/characters/

    1. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Some people can't grasp the obvious, and for the rest, sometimes it is just fun to know that which you expect it is, is what it is.

  25. View the latest Cartoon and Conquer and the cartoon archives on its new site, now hosted here by CNCNZ.com!

    1. Luk3us
    2. Sonic

      Sonic

      See the news forum or hit up the main site, links everywhere.

    3. Nmenth

      Nmenth

      Not to mention the redirect in the new Cartoon and Conquer forum section accessible from the forum index page.

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