Nmenth

A week ago was the five-year anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer #1. I went through the commentary gallery and made a few edits, as well as the "making of" section. Sometimes I think it would be fun to write more strips, and then I remember how much of a burden they were.

It's the third anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer! Character profiles have been updated, plus a new feature has been added to the site!

Today, the 10th of May, is the second anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer!

More valuable than gold, more useful than the wheel, and tastier than chocolate, it's Cartoon and Conquer #52.

The last hope for civilization, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #51.

The ultimate conclusion to an infinite loop, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #50.

Featuring the first fictional people to have been offered a Nobel Prize, it's Cartoon and Conquer #49.

Banned in three countries, but the national currency in twelve, it's Cartoon and Conquer #48.

Created by one million monkeys pounding on typewriters over the course of six minutes, it's Cartoon and Conquer #47.

Capturing the careless in a chaotic caress of catchy causerie, the crucial crux of caricatured comedy cutting clichéd cultural cacophony. The characters’ capacity to cajole cackling is caused by captivating climactic clashing comparisons of communist camaraderie countered by capitalistic coteries. Cast away concern, to clarify, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #46.

1.1 million pixels broadcast across the planet in less than a second. Read, laugh, morale boosted, optimism increased, life management improved, success achieved. Raising global prosperity, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #45.

The reason the Earth keeps spinning, it's Cartoon and Conquer #44.

One diced onion, one sliced carrot, two eggs, one brutally slaughtered rabbit, one crushed brick (mortar optional), one shredded hubcap, one full tank of liquid oxygen, exactly 144 jellybeans, and one drop of capsaicin extract, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #43. Mmm, tasty.

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #42.

Blowing massive holes in forests since the 30th of June 1908, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #41. Handle with care.

Brought to you from the future, one tachyon at a time; disrupting causality for the sake of comedy, it’s Cartoon and Conquer #40. Enjoy now in the present, it won’t be written until next week.

What do you get when you combine three carbon, five hydrogen, three nitrogen, and nine oxygen atoms? Cartoon and Conquer #39! Read it now, it's explosive!

Now ranking in the top 20 on Alexa, 3 billion hits with Google, and broadcast into your dreams, it's Cartoon and Conquer #38. Read it, and you'll be popular.

This week's lucky number: 37 - Read Cartoon and Conquer #37 and win the lottery. Don't read it and your seven closest friends will be diagnosed with terminal illnesses.

Honest Nmenth’s Super Elixir Cartoon and Conquer #36 Cure-All - Guaranteed to remedy broken limbs, bad hair days, halitosis, toothache, memory loss, arachnophobia, itchy palms, athlete’s foot, memory loss, nightmares, cancer, myopia, memory loss, Tiberian Twilight, world hunger, appendicitis, loneliness, and memory loss. Read it now... or die.

Disappointed with the direction they're taking C&C? Drown your sorrows in a fresh Cartoon and Conquer! Pleased with the new C&C prospects? Celebrate with a brand new Cartoon and Conquer! Limited time offer, view now while supplies last.

I had such high hopes for Generals 2, I now have such low expectations for C&C2013. If EA can successfully pull off a Free to Play C&C, I'll happily admit I was wrong. The odds of that are about equal to Jon Van Caneghem getting hit by a meteorite.

For the benefit of the lazy one (you know who you are... Luk3us) there's a new Cartoon and Conquer down below.

It's the 1st anniversary of Cartoon and Conquer! A character bios list to celebrate: http://cartoonandconquer.cncnz.com/characters/

View the latest Cartoon and Conquer and the cartoon archives on its new site, now hosted here by CNCNZ.com!