Masked Shah 5 Posted August 30, 2008 10 minutes ago- I stare down the DMZ and caught a glimpse of a commie walking his post. 7 minutes ago- I mooned him. I hope to start WWIII by the end of next week. Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted August 30, 2008 mina* >>; and yah... i'mma seriously consider buying that taser. at least, i would if they were legal here T_T; about the best thing i can legally own in this country is a goddam rape alarm >_>; maybe i should just carry around a can of axe/lynx and a lighter >.>;;; but then again last time i tried to do that i set fire to the can and made myself a premature handgrenade >_>;; i think i'll just stick to not leaving the house alone o-o; far safer... I love it when you talk about inflicting pain... I am very sure you'll grant me many angry, violent children... Share this post Link to post
Nmenth 289 Posted August 30, 2008 The masked shah unmasked his hindquarters? Don't you know that with today's media, your derrière will decorate the internet within 24 hours of its unveiling? Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted August 30, 2008 ... o-o; someone... anyone... halp? D:> *shudders* perish the thought XD Share this post Link to post
Gben 20 Posted August 30, 2008 10 minutes ago- I stare down the DMZ and caught a glimpse of a commie walking his post. 7 minutes ago- I mooned him. I hope to start WWIII by the end of next week. Next week. Next week? Next week! I think you're losing your touch... Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted August 30, 2008 Issue a restraining order, it works on everyone, even terrible terrorists. I've merged teh insanity together so its all in one nice neat package. Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 40 Posted August 30, 2008 Discordants don't believe in restraining orders. Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted August 31, 2008 restraining order would be good >_>; except i don't think it counts online. and by the time he meets me it would be too late D:> i need personal security :3 like... a bodyguard =O AND AAAAAYAYAYAYEEEE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUHUHUUUU xD Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted August 31, 2008 A bodyguard eh? OK guys, all those in favour of Masked Shah being Mina's bodyguard say "aye!" Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted August 31, 2008 D: how could you do that to me? ;-; he probably has some sort of pervy dungeon filled with fluffy handcuffs and gimps... don't subject me to the horrors of his mind o-o; Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 40 Posted August 31, 2008 D: how could you do that to me? ;-; he probably has some sort of pervy dungeon filled with fluffy handcuffs and gimps... don't subject me to the horrors of his mind o-o; lolmind**** Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted September 1, 2008 D: how could you do that to me? ;-; he probably has some sort of pervy dungeon filled with fluffy handcuffs and gimps... don't subject me to the horrors of his mind o-o; Tell you what Mina Synd, since you are held hostage and all... I think you need company... I will give you the chance to choose the next CNCNZ personal I will kidnap... and you will get to decided on their fate... MAHAHAHAHA!!! Do this quickly, You have one week to come with an answer... or I will inflict the worst thing ever since on this board..... ever.... MAHAHAHAHA!!! Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted September 1, 2008 i choose luk3us... torture by smelly socks and fat b*stard sexing him up XD but then again it has to be company for me. maybe DD and torture by chocolate and soda :3 Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 40 Posted September 1, 2008 How do you know chocolate and soda would be torture for me? I'm an American but I don't have that every day. >_> Share this post Link to post
Masked Shah 5 Posted September 2, 2008 i choose luk3us... torture by smelly socks and fat b*stard sexing him up XD but then again it has to be company for me. maybe DD and torture by chocolate and soda :3 Granted both... I'm in South Korea so it'll take some time... Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted September 2, 2008 You can't kidnap me! Terrorists don't even know where on the map we are! :lol: Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 40 Posted September 2, 2008 Terrorists don't even know where on the map we are! :lol: But I do and I'm very willing to share information... for a price, of course. Share this post Link to post
Mina Synd 0 Posted September 2, 2008 well actually i just meant cos it was the nicest thing i could think of... you can't beat soda and chocolate <3 except kittens. kittens beat all. they beat the nazi's. nuff said Share this post Link to post
Nmenth 289 Posted September 3, 2008 kittens beat all. they beat the nazi's. What about ninja? Ninja trump nazis. Share this post Link to post
J-Fire_Man 0 Posted September 3, 2008 What about ninja? Ninja trump nazis. Ninja??? are you in a kindergarten or something??? Terrorists don't even know where on the map we are! Yeah, who will notice that a small island in south east australia is a country Share this post Link to post
sith_wampa 6 Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) But what about pirates? Everyone knows they're better than the other two combined, so they're not even a factor in the argument. Edited September 3, 2008 by sith_wampa Share this post Link to post