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I have rewritten the script for the upcoming story, bumped off Mina and replaced her with new character...

Then I added new stuff, and more stuff... until...

 

Then prefected the villain in the story...

Added an actual Plot!

Added an epic struggle of Bad vs Evil that could destroy the world!

The Origin of the Masked Shah

Titties!

Jadin's Secret finally revealed!!

America falls!

Shodirkadirka is in ruins!... well ur... maybe the same... but rocks moved around!

Yuri wrestles a bear!

More Titties!

Armies unite together to fight Armagedon!!

Col Burton in full action!!!

Jesus Christ returns!!!

CNCNZ Civil War!

Blood and exploding body parts!

Celebrity Cameo Appearances

Movie, Video Game, Tv Shows Parodies on an epic scale!

Bloody titties!!

Uncle Sam the Turtle dies!!

The French Bathe!!!

The World discovers an unlikely smelly, selfish hero!

I giggled horribly into mad fits of hysteria while writing it all down, and I don't find anything funny!!

 

 

now...

 

The new episode is no longer an episode

 

"...Masked Shah The Movie, it promises to be epic... IT WILL END EVERYTHING, BLOW THE BACK OF YOUR MIND AND LEAVE A CRATER IN WHICH BEARS AND WOLVES JUMP UP AND CRAWL IN AND MAKE A CAMP AND DECLARE IT A CLEBRATION OF ART AT IT FINEST ..." - New York Times

 

"Oh my ****ing God!" -USA Today

 

"Two Thumbs way the **** up..." -Ebert and Roper

 

"Liberal Unchristian Terrorist Trash" -Fox News

 

"I just ruined a clean set of pants..." -CNCNZ.com

 

Everyone has a cameo, even BWare (don't worry it's not bad... kinda)....

Everyone has an awesome spot, except for Mina... yes, I dumped her.

 

No I am not lying.... this time...

Look for it this OCTOBER...

 

MASKED SHAH The Return of the Revenge of The Final Beginning!!

The Masked Shah Movie

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The French Bathe!!!

So your movie isn't supposed to be realistic I take it? :lol:

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It was actually based on a tv movie, based on a novel, based on a guy who wrote a true story...

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But all names, dates, places, and events have been changed to protect the innocent?

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I like my part in the movie:

 

Staying in the shadows being the observer of life, as the events unfold in everyone's blow minds from the opening.

Handing down the holy hand grenade to the holy hand himself.

Once in a while wiping off the wet titties with my ref issued "invisible towel"

 

The reviews don't give you the full understanding of the epic understanding of the movie's meaning.

You must go to see what will reshape the future of movies in the making.

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Innocent.... rrrrrrrrrright.

 

Everyone knows when you are protecting the innocent, you aren't.

I mean, it's like friendly fire, which isn't.

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... ... ... *flips off shah again* D:> someone can't handle rejectionnn~... besides. i think his job is to make movies 8D he knows what the audience likes XD it could be an epic movie if it actually gets made xD probably for the best that i'm not in it much XP i'm not exactly movie material xD but then again, how many of this board are? XD; seriously, he needs to really make this as a movie. it would be infamous around the world XDDDD

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Do we really want to see a white behind a computer screen on a ****** 433 P2 pretending to be a forum terrorist for 90 minutes? xD

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i've seen worse comedies o.O little britain... tourettes guy... XD jackass... if they became successes lord knows shah could XDDDD

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COMEDY!!! :o

 

I Assure you that this is no comedy or C- rated movie! !his is the movie to end all movies. Only one as great as I would ever star in it, it will and has topped Titanic and Dark Knight.

:mad:

 

The Pope blessed it with his approval by doing a Fonzy "EHhh"... with two thumbs up...

 

This is the blockbuster of the century... It is like a party in your mouth and everyone is invited!!!

Maybe I consider doing some promotional movie poster images for you non-believers...

all coming in 2 weeks...

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The Pope blessed it with his approval by doing a Fonzy "EHhh"... with two thumbs up...

 

Unless your underlings were standing behind him with AK-47s, I doubt it.

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Unless your underlings were standing behind him with AK-47s, I doubt it.

 

You can't prove nothing...

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Terrorists don't bow to grammatical rules, you should know that!

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We's no bout grammar

 

we's chooseses not to use it...

 

cus ya kno, it violates and enhancerises our chaos factor by elevendy percentile.

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*screams* MAKE IT STOP! IT HURTS MY BRAIN! D: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

What? Good thing the rest of us don't react like that every time you post.. :rolleyes:

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My god, everytime Mina post something emo like that... I feel violated, and hurt I could SCREAM

 

It makes me feel like I am being raped by her, and her mother, and her sisters, and her friends, and their mothers .... and the next door neighbors they join in too and it hurts... cus it's rape and I'm so violated....

and the horrible physic imagery is too much to stand on dismal pain of more emo pain...

I cry while they rape me...

 

They may take my body, but they will never have my soul.... I don't have one...

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