Win One of Five RA3 Uprising Download Codes

[rEdaSbLood 1]

changed my entire entry...think its way better. or gets more lolz at least

[Nmenth 289]

changed my entire entry...think its way better.

Eh, I think the first attempt was better. Having a joke without needing the aid of a picture or video also shows more ingenuity. Of course, I'm not the judge here...

 

Who is doing the judging anyway? Is it just you, Sonic?

[Red Blitzkrieg 0]

just updated my entry, last update there'll be

[rEdaSbLood 1]

my logic was that my last joke was a bit too lengthy, and less is more. also, the topic of rape and blaming it on microsoft didn't seem like it would be suitable for an official contest.

[Malevolence 6]

Sonic wants it amusing but it doesn't necessarily mean it must be a joke.

[rEdaSbLood 1]

well goddam i hope people like my new one better...

[bassdude1212 0]

Well I threw out the idea of a video, I hope people liked my first post

 

Anyone like it?

[rEdaSbLood 1]

i like yours ...but mines better

[bassdude1212 0]

i like yours ...but mines better

Ahhh.... so someone does like mine, good.

[BioBen 3]

Economic models explained in Uprising codes

 

Socialism: Sonic has five codes. The government takes 4 and gives them to his neighbour's.

 

Communism: Sonic has five codes. The government takes them and gives him the allied campaign.

 

Fascism: Sonic has five codes. The government takes them, hires him to sell them, and sells him five more.

 

Totalitarianism: Sonic has five codess. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Gaming is banned.

 

Nazism: Sonic has five codes. The government takes them and then shoots him.

 

Bureaucracy: Sonic has five codes. The government takes them, shreds 4, uses the other and never plays the game.

 

Capitalism: Sonic has five codes. He sells four and buys shares in EA. EA cuts costs and pumps out more expansions. He sells them and then retires on the income.

 

Anarchism: Saracen has one code. He plays the game, makes a 5 star review and a week later states that C&C is dead and leaves the fanbase "forever."

 

French corporation: Sonic has five codes. He goes on strike because he wants six.

 

Italian corporation: Sonic has five codes but he doesn't know where they are. He breaks for lunch.

 

Russian corporation: Sonic has five codes. He counts them and learns he has two codes. He counts them again and learns he has 42 codes. He counts them again and learns he has 12 codes. He stops counting codes and opens another bottle of vodka.

 

Swiss corporation: Sonic has 5000 codes, none of which belong to him. He charges others for storing them.

 

Chinese corporation: Sonic has five codes. He cannot download the game because of the government firewall, he is then shot for speaking out, and has his codes seized which then have MADE IN CHINA printed on them, which are then exported

 

Korean corporation: Sonic has five codes. He doesn't care, and plays some more starcraft.

 

CNCNZ: Sonic has five codes. He gives one each to, BioBen, Luk3us, Duke, Alphabear and Nmenth.

[Nmenth 289]

Economic models explained in Uprising codes

Was quite good up until the end, what is Nmenth getting a code for? He didn't even enter...

[Gben 20]

 

I've just uploaded it, it hasn't finished processing but I want to try and beat the deadline...

Edited March 22, 2009 by gben

[rEdaSbLood 1]

dude bio i thought yours was top five along with mine...until you didnt include me in your last remark.....