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148: Your friend dunks you at the pool, and you think a squid has grabbed you

 

149: You take all your mom's emeralds and pawn them off for cash

 

150: You smash up your computer after lossing to some one in online checkers cause they were " reading your mind"

 

151: You drive your friends car into a steel smelting plant and expect a cash bounty

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152. You wonder why they hired a miner to find ore, when you think he could easily just wait for it to sprout up from the ground.

 

153. You wonder how your worst enemy has the same color house as you.

 

154. You see a jet take off on the runway, and wonder, "why does it have to drive first to take off?"

 

155. You wonder how one person can hold a gun, a grenade, and a rocket launcher at the same time.

 

156. You wonder why civilians in Iraq are actually walking around, so you assume they are being mind controlled.

 

157. You see a goodyear blimp and run away.

 

158. You accidentally snap your disk, and wonder why the war in Iraq keeps going.

 

159. You see people fighting, and so you call the army, cause you know the police will only drive by, and drive away.

 

(i think we need to change the title of this post)

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147. You wonder why the submarines aren't turning invisible.

(if you didn't already notice, Submarines use stealth logic, not underwater logic)

 

depend on which game ..

 

160. you try to build a wall of sandbags and wonder why its taking so long

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depend on which game ..

 

I was thinking of the 3rd person games only... silly me...

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The Next one: You open your lap top on a random peice of ground and type random things and wonder why you arent getting rich

 

The next one after the next one: You walk into the debris from an exploded nuclear plant because you think the radiation disapeared a few min after the explosion

 

The Next One After the Last Next One: You wonder why its taking the construction workers soo long to repair the toll bridge

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the next one after the... next last... before the... uhh...

 

oh, ok, you got to 163... lol

 

Sonic needs to edit the title of this topic... lol

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164. You pick up a crate at the store, and suddenly you have no Idea where you are

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#165 you crack open all crates you see looking for a soviet or yuri mcv.

 

#166 when you sit down away from the computer you freak as the toolbars have vanished.

 

#167 when you waake up the toolbars apear.

 

#168 you blow up tall buildings trying to make them fall across onto each and cause the ultimate domino effect.

 

#169 wonder where the giant timer/remote c4 goes when someone plants c4 on a building

 

#170 you freak when you see a chinnok flying over thinking the americans are gona combat drop into your house (ive had 5 chinnoks fly over my house in 2 days while ive been home i ran out to look at each one)

 

#171 you run outside when helicopters/planes (not big ones like jumbos) fly over incase the war has finaly started near you and your skills are neaded.

 

#172 you wonder where all the herioc and elite units are as you never see someone or cars with chevrons.

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172. You wonder how in the hell you ran out of ammo.

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173: People start adding more signs and numbers to this list

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174: You're afradi to watch Saturday night Live in case Yuri has taken over Hollywood

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175: You're afraid of smoke bombs, casue they might be a little "chaotic" :wink: :wink:

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172. You wonder how in the hell you ran out of ammo.

 

class pure class dont know why that aint been said yet.... think ill rip it off.

 

#176 you wonder why your car runs out of petrol.

 

#177 you wonder why helicopters stay on the ground so long.

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178. You wonder how the army seems to kill things with only one shot almost every time.

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179: You wonder why the Army need all these huge transports to move stuff. Cant they juts use a floating box??

 

180: You wonder why dump truck drivers stay in their own lanes.... :haha:

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#181 you search for ore drills

 

#182 you recite dialog from any fmv sequence (generals dont count cos they were crap).

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#183: Your friends German shepherd eats too much green jello. " Nice Doggie....want a bone....er.....ahhahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................"

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#184 you have an unuseral fear of porcupines.

 

#185 you watch for orange vines covering the road.

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#186-You regularly check under your car from Limpet drones

 

#187-You say "Low power" everytime the lights are dimmed at the cinema

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#188 you think spiders are a new smaller version of terror drones.

 

#189 You belive that taxi drivers have map hack on.... how else do they know where you live?

 

 

 

im shocked this made it to 5 pages. If admin wana lock it wait till we hit 200 at least.... or leave it open.

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why lock it?? nothing bad here

 

#190-You wonder why it only took one missile to kill that airliner

 

#191-you aim your laser pointer at your friends house and wait all day for the MiGs to arrive

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192 - When joining the army, you insist you can defend yourself using only grenades.

 

193 - You throw a fit when you see your squad's medic bandaging himself and acuse him of cheating, insisting he must see another medic.

 

194 - You replace your camoflauge army uniform with a bright coloured uniform like blue and then proceed to paint the vehicles the same way.

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#195 you order planes into defend air positions then freak when they leave to refuel or attack ground units.

 

#196 you make a sandbaged area with netting in and stand there with 2 mates and shoot at anything passing by.

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#196-You watch a video of D-Day and are dassled at why the bunkers are killing the troops in split seconds, ratehr than like half a minute or so

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