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Yuri returns and leaves (a Shah very short... short)

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Yuri holds a fishingpole, the line is dropped in a sneak-attack hole. Noticing the camera, Yuri turns and addresses it.

 

Yuri- Greetings... Russia has been very gracious and extended our anti-terrorist budget. This is good news comrade, my bait has been upgraded from tacos to porkchops.

 

Tacos have always been hard to place on a hook, and the GLA mistrust Taco Bell... But with the porkchops I hope to have better luck.

 

The line recieves a tug.

 

Yuri- It appears that I have a caught one, comrade. Now to take his mind...

 

He pulls out the line, and finds a drunk Marti Gras girl on the end of it...

 

Yuri- Not again... SERIOUSLY, what the hell?!!

 

Col. Burton appears out of nowhere.

 

Col. Burton- I'll take it from here...

 

Officer Chonga- Kunul Burton, we supposed to be looking fo files.

 

Col. Burton- I need to interogate this one, it'll take five minutes... I swear...

 

Chonga pulls Burton's ear and steers him away, leaving Yuri to himself.

 

Yuri sniffs a porkchop, and nibbles on it...

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:lol: :rofl: That was funny. Can't wait for another one.

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