Guest Auronguardian Posted February 4, 2007 *eats the possum and hits Luk3us's pressure points, making his internal organs shut down. Then I push his limp body down the hill and CLAIM IT* Myne. Share this post Link to post
Guest Rabbit Posted February 4, 2007 *Pretty much just walks up to Auron, and pushes him off the island, and takes it for my own, without a real fuss* Share this post Link to post
battletroop27 0 Posted February 4, 2007 me: look! a blood drive! vamp: *turns around* where? *shoves a wooden stake through vamp* i chain him inside a coffin and slide on it down the hill. no one's hill :lol: Share this post Link to post
Guest Rabbit Posted February 4, 2007 No one's, eh? In that case... *steps up on the hill* Share this post Link to post
VampireA05 0 Posted February 4, 2007 me: you ****er! *from distance* battletroop27: lol!! *Zee Hypnotist fell on stakes planted by me earlier, ouch!* Share this post Link to post
cnc_sage 0 Posted February 4, 2007 Hey! *Vampire turns to see that the Sun is rising and promptly disintegrates; Sage claims hill* Share this post Link to post
battletroop27 0 Posted February 4, 2007 i erase the drawing in sage's avatar. he no longer exists. my hill. Share this post Link to post
cnc_sage 0 Posted February 4, 2007 Oh, yeah? *Sage chronoshifts back into existence and rips battletroop27's face off and feeds it to the Attack Dogs* My hill! Share this post Link to post
Mario 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *jefferson sneaks up behind sage and slits his throat* my hill Share this post Link to post
VampireA05 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *Vamp manage to hide under the coffin courtesy of battletroop27* close! *Vamp ramp onto Jefferson & he fell into the pit full of stakes* Share this post Link to post
Mario 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *jefferson uses a hookshot onto the side of the pit brings himself up and stabs vanp thru the heart* still my hill Share this post Link to post
cnc_sage 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *Sage incinerates Jefferson with a flamethrower* Extra crispy! Share this post Link to post
Renamon 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *sage disappears in an instant* Fenris claims hill. Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *sage disappears in an instant* Fenris claims hill. *Mammoth MK.II, being carried by an Orca Carryall (which was shot down at uber-high alitutude during previous missile war) falls out of sky and squashes Fenris. Woofna builds his Hammerfest clone base around the hill, 24/7 firestorm wall lockdown, and watches Banshees smack unto teh wall* *sits inside GDI upgrade center # 2 which supports drop pod nod and hunter seeker node. Another GDI center has ion cannon on standby* Share this post Link to post
Mario 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *unknown to woofna jefferson is inside his base and hacks into the main computer and shuts down the base power and launches a nuke at it befrore speeding away in a subterranean apc* my hill again Share this post Link to post
Guest Auronguardian Posted February 4, 2007 *appears behind Jefferson and snaps his spinal cord in half, not killing him, but paralyzing him from the neck down. I then push his limp body down the hill and take it* Mine! Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted February 4, 2007 Feck! Infiltrated! *loads saved game from 5 minutes ago* *kills Jefferson* *builds concrete around base to protect from subterranean attacks* *sits on lawn chair, on top of Mammoth MK.2, on top of hill* Pwnt. Share this post Link to post
Guest Auronguardian Posted February 4, 2007 Well you killed jefferson, but you forgot me! *tears woofna's arms off and thrusts them through his heart, then kicks him down the hill* Myne! Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted February 4, 2007 I loaded teh game to before he shut down the firestorm wall, thus stopping you from appearing in my base. *unaffected* Share this post Link to post
Guest Auronguardian Posted February 4, 2007 *writes 1/0= on your base and a black hole appears and sucks it in* My hill =D Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *And AG rules the hill for millenia to come. But then a quantom-omega irreglaiblaialitbility appearizes, and Woofna appears with white hair* AG: Woofna! Woofna: Woofna ... yes. That's what they used to call me. *uses uber powers to summon the greatest enemy multiplay-CNC has ever seen ... THE LAG! AG is uber-lagged and is shot to death by Woofna* *Woofna then sits atop his hill and adjusts the ping of the universe to 504869348* Share this post Link to post
cnc_sage 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *Sage manages to reset the connection, undoing the lag, then singes Woofna with Flaming Shoebox of Death!* Share this post Link to post
Mario 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *resurrects and snipes sage reclaiming the hill and building the most impenetrable fortress ever created* mine once again Share this post Link to post
Woofna 0 Posted February 4, 2007 *resurrects and snipes sage reclaiming the hill and building the most impenetrable fortress ever created* mine once again *destroys the fortress, rather than penetrating it, as long as we're being non-specific* *handcuffs himself to a bench on the top of the hill and n00b renegade players put 2480685703 prox c4s around the hill* Share this post Link to post