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i quickly dig a hole, massing up a large pile of dirt.

Me: LOOK OVER THERE AURON! You've been standing on the wrong hill, you idiot!

*Auron runs over to the pile of dirt*

my hill once again!

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*chronoshifts, unsheathes knife, and stabs battletroop27 at the back*

 

MIIIIIINE!!!

 

*becomes invisible and undetectable*

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*flies in a MIG and drops napalm burning prowle to ash*

 

*flies back over and drops a water boomb to put out the fire*

 

*paradrops on a unburnt patch of grass on his lazyboy couch*

 

ah MINE! ALLL MINE!

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shoot the MIG down with (what else?) an F-15, promptly bombs SSTG, and relaxes on Luk3us's chair on the ashes

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special delivery for Pilot, Ion Canon Beacon.

Zaaapp!!

 

opps.. Sorry..

 

My hill

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*Vampire gets run over repeatedly by Batle Fortess, then sage puts a stake through his heart, sealed in a coffin, locked in heavy chains, then shipped to Mars.*

My hill!

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Guest Auronguardian

*drops boulder on top of sage*

 

Mine!

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*activates firestorm wall section underneath AG* MINE!

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*Ignites pitch ditch under Woofna*

Mine!

 

*men in white coats drive up in windowless van and take Sage away*

 

*men in black suits drive up in windowless van and drop off new Woofna*

 

*men in G.I. uniforms drive up in hum-vees and fortify the hill, one gives Woofna an M-27*

 

MINE

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*Sage hijacks windowless van and through remote sends it to distract Woofna and his men, while Sage incinerates them with a flame tank*

Mine!!!11

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*Vamp bat flight back to earth*

 

Stab Soul Reaver (Courtesy from Raziel of "Legacy of Kain") on to Sage's heart & took his soul.

 

Mine!! *pugnaciously!*

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*does a sungokuzatsu on Vampire unleashing demons on him*

 

*kicks vampires corpse off the hill*

 

my hill!

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*Two rounds to the back of SSTG's head.*

 

My hill now bitches. :nod:

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*Sage escapes from hell and slices Luk3us in half with a machete*

My hill!

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*jefferson sets off the remote mines he laid and blows up sage* my hill once again

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*turns into a zombie and eats sages brain and body*

 

raaaagghhhhh

 

*my hill*

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Guest Auronguardian

*opens a black hole in Sage's heart, so he gets sucked into himself*

 

Mine!

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*gives auron a jetpack which is set on a timer to start auron takes off and explodes at a certain alttitude*

 

MINE!

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*Whispers Joe Kugan is dead in SSTG's ear, and he explodes from sadness*

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*returns as a ghost and possess auron and makes him kill himself*

 

*sits as a ghost on the hill*

 

MINE!

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*Sage manages to reverse black hole, turning it into a white hole which sends everyone (even SSTG) out of the area and Sage rushes back to hill before everyone knows what happened*

My hill!

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