King of the Hill

[SSTG 0]

*grabs a sledge hammer and swings it at aurons head*

 

*is covered in blood*

 

well that was messy but my HILL!

[cnc_sage 0]

Hey, want a burger?

*SSTG takes hamburger, which unknown to him has a grenade hidden inside, and Sage pulls the trigger and runs away. SSTG's head gets blown up*

 

Even messier! My hill!

[sith_wampa 6]

*crdgohan severs sage's spine with a jackhammer*

 

My hill

[cnc_sage 0]

*Sage shoves a flamethrower into crdgohan's mouth and roasts his head from the inside*

 

My hill

[Guest Auronguardian]

*makes a mile long lasso and whips it around sage from down the hill and pulls and when he almost hits the ground at the bottom, I kick his spine*

 

My hill.

[sith_wampa 6]

*shoots auron with a microwave gun, he slowly melts and slithers down the hill*

 

MY HILL

[Guest Auronguardian]

*gives 1000 Black, 600 pound men viagra and covers Crdgohan in perfume and dresses him in drag...*

 

 

 

I think we all see where that is going to go.

 

My hill.

[sith_wampa 6]

*unties auron's mom's straight jacket and lets her eat him alive*

 

My hill

[blodnukl 0]

*blod pays the sniperkitty 2 pounds of grade a cat nip to elimanate crd*

 

my hill

[Guest Rabbit]

*pretty much just waltzes up to the top of the hill, pushes blodnukl off, and sits here, waiting for one of you other dudes to come on up*

[Guest Auronguardian]

Me: Hey, mind if I take this hill?

Hypno: Sure!

Me: Thanks

*Hypno walks down the hill as I take it*

 

 

 

 

 

Hypno: Wait a sec....

[Guest Rabbit]

You're damn right.

 

*goes back up to the top of the hill*

 

"I forgot my luggage."

 

*grabs luggage and leaves*

[Luk3us 63]

*Ways a cover of C&C3 in the air.... Hypno and Auron both come racing over... Throwing the game off the cliff both fools jump after it...

 

Fortunately, it was only the box... *

 

My hill.

[cnc_sage 0]

Arrow to the ear equals instant death.

 

My hill.

[sith_wampa 6]

*glues a 1000 volt taser to sage's ass, sage jumps into the ocean to cool of his ass, but the taser is still on...*

 

MY HILL

[F15pilotX 4]

send's the enraged sage after him, and the pair go screaming down the mountain

 

mine

[sith_wampa 6]

*puts enough xlax in sage's food to make him **** himself to death, which he does*

 

My hill

[blodnukl 0]

*blod throughs a ninja star that he found in his locker at crds head, crd then roles down the hill a bloddy mess*

 

MY HILL

[sith_wampa 6]

*snaps the locker in half over blod's head*

 

My hill

[blodnukl 0]

*blod walks up the hill and then forgets what hes doing, he then realizes that crd is running at him he quickly side steps and crd falls down and hits his head and a rock blod then sits on top of the hill trying to figure out what he came up here for*

 

O YA...o *blod looks around* what do u no? MY HILL

[sith_wampa 6]

*equips the noob in the avatar with SUPER ELITE UBER HAX to destroy blod with. Enraged, blod stalks him to kill him and his family, while crdgohan takes the hill*

[blodnukl 0]

*after finishing off the noob and his noobiness blod walks back to the hill to find crd there he then decides that he still has a little steam to blow off and procceds to brutally beat crd with a rolling chair...crd dies from blood loss*

 

blod sits down

 

MY HILL

[sith_wampa 6]

*blows off blod's head with a 12 gauge*

 

Plain and simple.

 

MY HILL!

[Guest Auronguardian]

*ties Crd to a chair and makes him watch "My Giant" with Billy Crystal, and his eyes explode*

 

My hill

[Luk3us 63]

*Anvil drops from the sky and lands squarely on Auron's head. *

 

My hill.