Masked Shah

Xbox live ID: Shah Tsubasa Games: Soul Calibur 4, FFXI, and Red Alert 3 (soon)

You are not special mister... Today may be your birthday, but I will promise it will be your last... So just before you think you gotten away with gaining a year of life, I will let you know plans are in the works to have you destroyed and you will submit to the glory that is the GLA!!! Just as you are eating you cake and opening presents remember, someone in the shadows is going to steal a piece of cake. Happy Birthday, capitalist swine!!!

TSHyper, we went to Mexico for your birthday and got ****ed up, and ended in a hotel with 50 or so college party girls. We wish you could have been there...

Must I always remind you that EA Games made it very clear that the GLA is unclear, they are not motivated by religious means but rather political. Shodirkadirka's Army of Mohammed is called that because everyone in that army is named Mohammed. In fact the majority of the GLA is discordian, and our goal is global chaos and dystopia... (Confusion is solved by wikipedia, not by asking the small angry despot questions)

Well I have to give up 35% of the oil and diamonds mined from the Shodirkadirkan soil, in return they graned me a application of destruction (I fill it out and have the Empire destroy whoever I dislike). The Russians offered me free vats of Devastator juices, and Devastators to poison my enemies with ungodly pain for 45% of the diamond/oil intake if I join them. or I can join the Americans who offer democracy and freedom package, for a 89% diamond/oil price tag. ... MAHAHAHAHA They are a funny people are they not...? *Proceed to direct Japanese specialists to load Scud Missles with Devastator chemicals* Oh yes, I will need the GSP corridinates to your homes please... Um, ...I will give you a dollar.... I.... promise....

Correction, he says "Eat wheat bread, it's Grrrrrrreat!"

The Japanese... pop out from the ground.... ... ... I formally declare Shanigans!!! The GLA does not recognise their superior Sneak Attack minus the tunnel!!!... I demand you properly burn the video and shoe the remains... Afterwards the GLA formally declare war... um... declare agressive action... um... neutrality... alliance... with angry intent with the Empire of the Rising Sun... God help those Russian and American Bastards... *Raises and waves a tiny Japanese Flag*

Curses... Just because you don't give in to my demands, doesn't mean it'll stop me and my terror.... *A rebel runs up and whispers in his ear* Ok maybe it will, but next time I will make my demands with smilies....

1) A political section for the board. Bware will return and that guy needs his own special room. 2) A fan-fiction section, for stories. This probably attract artists and writers to the board... and maybe chicks who are actually chicks. 3) Maps layouts of all your kitchens and a list of the contents of your fridges.

If you were in Shodirkadirka, I would give you a proper shoeing! GLA vs GLA Why I never... Well um.. Ok, maybe a couple of times... but those slimy turds said William Shatner was better Patrick Stewart. Death on those who claim that.

RIOT!!! DEATH TO EA GAMES FOR RELEASING THAT TO.... where was that? *A rebel whispers in his ear* Singapore... I like... Singapore They got the best female entertainment money can buy... No. Um, DEATH TO TSHyper!!! YOU WAIT YOUR TURN YOU ****ard!!!

The GLA has subs as well... Just last week we tested our new prototype... but sadly it was lost... The duct tape gave way.

I do that to my minions... I lob big heavy empty soup cans while they read me their reports... Yes, the rumors that there is soup in Shodirkadirka are true, but I can not devulge more. If I tell you more I may be subjected to killing you, and trust me... I am working on it... You will surrender to my demands!!!

Yeah it is... and that whole thing about no WMDs... that's straight out bull**** Sonic, I demand you return my WMDs to me at once!!! I will take another hostage... I swear.

If any news about C&C Generals 2 appears, I would like to help the CNCNZ with any articles, discussions, or comments about it. Roundtable discussions would be a must, but I will always remain in character. That being the case I would invite anyone to have witty banter play as the discussions were to take place. I could discribe units as I had a first hand account with that weapon or unit, keeping the important info but adding a humor twist. That if the game ever comes out... it probably won't, seeing how the GLA is the most hated faction in the the most hated game in the C&C series about the most hated discussion of profiling about the most hated war topics ever... But hey maybe EA Games will make a mistake, and let me fight with the GLA again.

I have have recently overlooked the recent budget and spent over my limit... (I had to buy new Xbox Game) I am now forced to hire a new assassin to do my evil bidding... I had a bit of a problem with Jarmen Kell, it seems he wanted to be paid for his services. So now I am taking application for a personal assassin, please let know what you do, and what you can accept as payment besides money... Work History and skills are a must, and if you happen to have certain issues I need to know about.

I loved the stealth general idea, but there was like 50+ units that could detect stealth for the US. -Tanks with drones -Pathfinders -Satellite scan -Defences -Airplanes -Drones I mean why put a stealth general in, if you can see the ****ard? I was basically playing with no tanks for no reason. No balance, no balance, no balance.

Yes, and I need someone to help me deliver explosives to enemies online. Mercenaries 2 Soulcalibur 4 Overlord Final Fantasy Online Halo 3 I can't promise my itchy tiggerfinger will be steady holding detonators while you carry the explosives though.

I asked for dibbs if it came out. I didn't want a debate over the content of the game.... Congrats the puppies will have to endure hunger as I eat pizza in front of their starving faces... This will teach you I mean business...

Wow he drops out the message board for 2 weekends, and reposts a "I'm back post". I wonder... I'm gonna do an experiment... You gave me a idea, and I can already imagine the Moderators cringing in fear and pain now...

Updating and fixing stuff, drunk while typing this... I post that movie story later, but I am just to out of it to evenpost it correct area. Oh yes, a threat before I go to sleeep. Let's see I hate you all and I will eat your all favorite cereals before you do... There. Night.

TRANSLATION: You may not believe you're a part of me I'm on a move it's just that you don't see Come with me dancing is a part of me To learn how dance is felt oh ah ah ah Oh we can watch and learn but la la la Close your eyes, it's in the melody Dance with me now, take me by the hand I'm Yours, only yours I wanna stay the best and it's now alright, swaying in the club say live and be well it's Caramelldansen To be inside a dream living off your thoughts Put my heart to yours but I slip and fall Hold me now The clock is ticking on me now To learn how dance is felt oh ah ah ah Oh we can watch and learn but la la la Close your eyes, it's in the melody Give in, and mail the GLA your paycheck Okay the last line is still under debate

I sent you all death threats... verbally... check your audio messages

-Duke Nukem -Doom -Mega Man 5 -Portal (Extra Stand Alone Levels) -Castle Crashers (Newgrounds.com) -Happy Tree Friends Game -Castlevania SOTN -Soulcalibur -Red Alert 3 themes, videos, pictures, and icons -Extra Gear for games you already have I L-L-L Love my XBOX Live account. I play with my old ex-girlfriend in Soul Calibur 4, Castle Crashers, and Final Fantasy 11... She pwns me sometimes... ok alot...

On September 27, 2008... The infamous Masked Shah unleashed an unspeakable horror on the CNCNZ forums. None were spared...