Masked Shah

Why not have a tiny biddy lil' tank... with super nuclear capabilities... It sends other tanks flying into the air sky high...

I got arabic costume... but no webcam...

Maybe I can help you. What do you want to know? What the middle of an Oreo is made of... You didn't read my comments right... did ya... did ya... NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH....

I make cartoons and anime music videos... As soon as my friend Blight let's me use his FTP I'll display them to you...

Wha :shock: I am deeply hurt... Why I am offended... I got plenty of "street cred" ... I'm straight up gannsta from Bakkalakka street... *does made-up gang signs* as for attention whore... yes, I am... I love it... give it to me... I love attention... If I was try to be charming, and sauve I'd be like... "Sup girl, you wanna piece of this Ruff Rida Solidja?" and the girl would be like... "Take me now Shah!!!" But then I was playing, cus flirting ain't my thang... and I would be cool like that... but I not playing out like she said I am... Cus, I have my own personality, and I'm not trying to earn respect the fast cheap easy way... I'm my own cool... babeee!!! *trips on shoelace*

*American G.I.s watch as several terrorists herd camels on two sides of a mountain... as they launch a scud missle one at a time back and forth... One scud hits a camel* Terrorist- You Sunk my BATTLESHIP!!!!

*Snipe's tank driver, hops in tank... and runs away from home* Nnnnnnnnnobody likes mmmmmeeeeeeeeee

You can play tick tack toe with tunnels... but you can't see them cus they're underground... http://www.geocities.com/fleshmask_images/...unneldigger.JPG I made it to the Bakkalakka Chronicle with my tunnel networks...

*The sneak attack tunnel rumbles away, as sad violin music plays*

*Sneak attack tunnel open open next to Mina Synd, a hand pops out and leaves a rose, chocolates, and a hand written love poem* Mina Synd- What the hell is this? *Mina Synd stomps on the hand, and drop a flash bang down tunnel, as singing echoes out tunnel* Masked Shah- And Ayeeeeeeeeeee Will Always L... *flash bang detonates* YELP!!!

Nazi Germany- Fatherland Communist Russia- Motherland Bush's America- Homeland Woot, whatta roll!!

*Read comment while strolling through a field of Scud Storms* I DEMANDED TO KNOW... I even took interns hostages... They laughed at me and thanked me... Dirty Dika-heads... Yes... smart... *In background Chinese hackers are giving thumbs up and eating a banquet.*

And don't forget the first two episodes of Star Wars... those were bombs... Those were so bad, Saddam would say that was unnessary lethal terror... and cry about it in his sleep...

*Head pops out of Sneak Attack hole* Star Wars 3 in my village has been booked for 2 whole weeks... I gotta wait that long... seriously... I WILL BOOBY TRAP THE THEATRES!! *attaches an expolsive on the back of fat Star Wars fan* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm not Luk3us... we don't even have same IP addy!!... *Becomes enraged and runs out into the streets ranting like a mad man* DIRKA F^CKING BAKKALAKKA DIRKA @#$! DIRKA JIHAD DIRKA!!!!

No, if you are the one leading the charge...

My real name is Khalid Shaikh Al-Adel Fayez Mugniyah Mustafa the 3rd but People got tired of calling me that... So I chose The Masked Shah cus it sounded evil... that and "Dallas" was taken...

*Becomes enraged, and starts to beat a picture of Homer Simpson with his shoe* Bakkalakkalakka!!! Dirka Dirka Dirka!!!! How dare you!!! Just for that!!! I will steal your music script... can you post one??? would help... thanks *Goes back to beating picture with shoe...*

*Head pops out tank* Oh I know why it's difficult for some of you!! I have an American version of the game, so all I had to do is just add music... I swear that's all I had to do... and it worked... *Booby traps tank and runs out to hide*

A little info on the Masked Shah of Shodirkadirka Real Name: Khalid Shaikh Al-Adel Fayez Mugniyah Mustafa the 3rd Aliases: Masked Shah, That @$$hole owes me money... Age: 25ish Sex: Yes, please (male) Location: The Palace of Shodirkadirka Favorite C&C Game: Red Alert 1 Current Army Political Affliation: GLA (perfers Demolitions) Bio: Khalid Shaikh Al-Adel Fayez Mugniyah Mustafa the 3rd is the decendant of the great Khalid Shaikh Al-Adel Fayez Mugniyah Mustafa the 2nd (His father). He is the political leader of Shodirkadirka, was tied in with the GLA. After playing the first C&C since he was 14, he thought could command an army of his own... boy was he @ucking wrong... He was expelled 5 times from Shodirkadirka, by US led forces... but then allowed back in after signing a treaty that would allow the US to buy oil dirt cheap... The treaty was called the "Oil or your @$$" program... Every time the Shah denied oil shipments he was expelled... and then let back in after promising he wouldn't do it again... hence expelled 5 times... The Shah lives very well, and his own troops hate his guts. To top it all off the Masked Shah whines like a pompus english child. During his American imprisonment... He was also photographed without shirt, and his picture is all over the English tabloids. After seeing his picture displayed to the public, he replied "HOLY SHEEP SH^T BATMAN!!! I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!!!" and began to weep like a 2 year old... Later it was found out this wasn't really his body, and the photo was faked. It was discovered when they found out he was a skinny armed weakling with a bulging belly. 2 B CONTINUED

I'm known to be a smartass in battle... especially when losing... I say, go for it...

Okay one more silly one... Last one I swear... http://ahmed-mohammed.mindswap.net/_Flash/taliban.swf A real weapon that can be used

Yeah, Generals isn't my favorite (Red Alert is), but at least it was somewhat fun...

*Masked Shah looks outside his window* Masked Shah- Holy Sheep **** Batman!!! WE SURRENDER!! *Hans Blix enters the Palace throne room* Hans Blix- Masked Shah, we know you are hiding WMDs in Shodirkadirka.... release them to us or have the UN write you an angry letter... Masked Shah- Oh NO HANS BLIX! Why are you bothering me!! Look at the US base outside... *points to 100 Partical cannons* Hans Blix- We already wrote them an angry letter... Masked Shah- Oh and that makes me feel so much better... Overkill the American way :? Hans Blix- Hey, we wrote them a letter in CAPSLOCK, do not make us do the same with you... Masked Shah- Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet... *Dives into sneak attack hole*

GLA is weakest because of the lack of air power... That's why I use Demo general to even things out... I can take out tanks with a worker, and have him suicide run... Same with suicide rebel ambushes.... If a helio is firing on them... I command suicide and take out a building... I might lose alot of fighters... but I will make you lose more... GLA needs the following -cheap helios -Boobytraps that can be applied everywhere... (not only neutral buildings) -Jarmen Kell with demo charges... -Special General powers: (Because USA and CHINA get free hits from theirs) Demo- a crashing demo cargo plane Chemical- chemical carpet bombing drop Stealth- Snipers