Yuri's Happy Meal... (a short)

[Masked Shah 5]

Yuri comes near a tunnel with a happy meal... He plans to get the Masked Shah out the tunnel this time.

 

Yuri- Hellooo, I know your down there I can sense your presence...

 

Masked Shah- *still brainwashed and inside tunnel* Well, I smell yours...

 

Yuri- Hmmm, I have a present for you...

 

Masked Shah- What is it?

 

Yuri- Happy Meal, with a toy... maybe you should come out and get it...

 

Long pause in silence...

 

Masked Shah- What's the meal? Hamburger or chicken nuggets?...

 

Yuri- Um well, *looks in Happy Box* um... chicken nuggets...

 

Masked Shah- Oooh'p sorry, I don't eat chicken... I'm discordian, we don't eat chicken.

 

Yuri- What?? Your bullsh*tting me.

 

Masked Shah- Noooope.

 

Yuri scratches his head and thinks abit.

 

Yuri- If I come back with another Happy Meal with a burger meal will you come out?

 

Masked Shah- Maaaaaybeeeeee...

 

Yuri storms off and returns after 30 minutes. He shouts back into the tunnel.

 

Yuri- I got you a burger... *notices the previous happy meal empty* HEY! You ate THAT HAPPY MEAL!!

 

Masked Shah- Noooooo...

 

Yuri- And I thought you said you were discordian and couldn't eat CHICKEN!!!

 

Masked Shah- Discordians can eat chicken.

 

Yuri gets ticked off, not really sure what's wrong with the Shah.

 

Yuri- I got you a burger, so get out of there.... now.

 

Masked Shah- What's the Toy?

 

Yuri- Um grrr... *looks in box* a Hotwheels car...

 

Masked Shah- I want a Barbie doll, they have pretty hair...

 

Yuri- GRRRRRR Listen here you little...

 

Yuri stops and hear tiny wheels dragging along the tunnel floor.

 

Yuri- YOU GOT A HOT WHEELS CAR DOWN THERE... YOU @#%$!

 

Masked Shah- Noooo...

 

Yuri- Yes you DO! You took it from the Happy Meal before...You Little Bastard *Tears up the Happy Meal in his hands* I'll Kill YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!!

 

Yuri loses his cool and reaches in the tunnel suddenly he hears the click of handcuffs. He pulls his hands out to find Denny Hastert on the other end.

 

Masked Shah- Haha! He was living down here, but now he's your problem... HAHAHAHAHA...

 

Echoes of laughter fade from inside the tunnel, as Yuri stares at Mr Hastert...

 

Yuri- This is not fair.... *tears well up in his eyes*

[F15pilotX 4]

:lol: Brilliant, as always

 

Well, maybe not the subject matter....

 

Where do you come up with this stuff?

[Pawn 0]

Ive seen so much of his stuff, like when he mixed childrens programmes with adult themes, natzis and muppets etc xD

[Masked Shah 5]

Steps out of character

 

Pawn is familiar with all my work...

You think I do storylines for only this forum?

 

How many forums do I visit... hmmm...

 

I got many characters and themes....

 

I got issues... damn near episodes... well actually series...

I'm all messed up.

[Wildshield 0]

Who isnt messed up?

 

Hands Yuri a gun with one bullet in the chamber...

 

Use it wisely...