Terrible World Episode: Zero

[Masked Shah 5]

The series into the unknown, and unexplored...

GOD HELP US

 

What if...

Childern's TV shows were combined with horror movies?

 

Hostle Rock, the Fragle Rock theme tune plays up. Several German accented fragles are wearing metal aprons and torturing other lil fragles

 

Fragle Chorus- Cast your fears away

Worries for another day

Let the music play

Down in Hostle Rock

 

Your friend left the other day

drink your lil heart away

what more can I say

Down in Hostle Rock

Down in Hostle Rock

 

Gobo and Wimbley enter the europeon hostle.

 

Wimbley- So you do you think that one dude was lying about this place, I might want to leave a message to let someone know where we are.

 

Gobo- Relax Wimbley, this place is crawling with chicks... learn to enjoy life.

 

As Gobo tries to reassure Wimbley as they enter their room. They enter, Red and Moeki are just putting on their shirts. Gobo and Wimbley are stunned.

 

 

Red- Hi! Do you want to go to the spa later?

 

Gobo and Wimbley smile and giggle and each other...

 

Gobo- Oh yeah boyeeee.

 

The channel changes to Jigsaw Clues now in progress...

 

Dumb cop- Look it's a clue! *Points to a red Jigsaw watermark on a photo*

You know what that means!!?? We discovered all three Jigsaw clues!!!

 

*sings* We discovered the Jigsaw clues!!! We discovered the Jigsaw clues!!! We discovered the Jigsaw clues!!! Cus We is really smart!

 

The dumb cop plops down on his thinking chair

 

Dumb cop- Ok Now that we have all three clues, let's figure out where the hostages are!!

Clue one is a postage stamp

Clue two is a postage worker uniform

clue three is a photo of the post office...

 

hmmm I wonder where they could be?

 

Channel changes back to Hostle Rock.

Wimbley awakes strapped to a chair, as a german accented muppet comes at him with a drill... and drills through his thin twig-like leg. Wimbley cries out in pain.

 

German Muppet- You know I always wanted to be a surgeon... but I could never be.... you know why? *holds out shakey hands*

 

Channel changes to Sesame St of the Dead

Zombie muppets pound at the barricade set up around Bert and Ernie's House. Zombie Big Bird is donning a blue gas-station uniform with "Big Daddy" name tag.

 

Telly is looking from his rooftop through his binaculars... he sees Oscar the grouch holding up a dry erase board the words "Need Food, Hungry". Telly puts down his glasses and writes on his dry erase board. Oscar looks back at Telly's message... "Tough Luck Bitch".

 

The scene then turns to the inside of Bert and Ernie's house. The Count, Elmo, Dave, Gina, Bob, Bert and Ernie do their best to nail up boards to keep the zombies out.

 

The count-One board ahahaha two board ahahaha

 

Ernie- God damned shutup *donning shotgun attire*

 

Elmo being the little pest he is, pretends to nail up boards with a plastic hammer. Just then a zombie gets lucky and snags lil Elmo through a window. Bob trys to dive in after him to save Elmo, but it is too late. Zombie rip into Elmo's soft flesh and fur and chew on all the juicy gore. Zombie Snuffy and Big Bird fight over his tiny torso as he is ripped to shreds.

 

Bob draws back his hand in pain... he's been bit...

 

Ernie- He's bit... *draws his gun* step back

 

Bert- Ernie please... there gotta be a way to save him... no

 

Ernie- Yes there is Bert, I got it right here *Trademark Ernie laugh*

 

Just as the rifle goes off, the channel changes.

Pee Wee's Playhouse of the Lambs.

PeeWee in a robe looks down a well in the center of his Playhouse. Cowboy Curtis and Miss Evon, dirty and cold, are down inside the well

 

Pee Wee- It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. HAHA *giggle giggle*

 

Pee Wee then disrobes in front of a mirror with his "junk" tucked in between his legs. He then tapes up his face into wierd pose and then rips it off.

 

Channel changes back to Hostle Rock.

Gobo didn't notice Wimbley come back to the room late night, then he runs into Red and Mokee in a bar

 

Gobo- I didn't see my friend come in last night, do you know where he is?

 

Red- *looking drugged up* Sure he's at the Art show...

 

Gobo- Can you take me to him?

 

Red- *Puts out her cigarette* Sure.

 

They take a taxi out to a old factory, Gobo notices several constructors in tiny black suits patroling the area. They enter inside, Gobo is cautious.

 

He notices the halls with room, and peers into one. He sees Wimbley's dead body being sewed up by a masked muppet.

 

Gobo- What is this?? *shocked and stunned as several constructors grab him*

 

Red- I have to thank you. You are worth my fill in constructor's beams....

 

Gobo is dragged away....

 

Gobo- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

The END

 

Credits with fly me to the moon play in background...

[Mario 0]

i think that is your worst story all the other ones ive read are funny