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Acerz492

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  1. Haha. Ahaha. Okay. Stupidest thing I've ever done? Try and beat Madbadger in Zero Hour. It just dosen't happen. >_>
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    Mom Jailed for Beating Kid's Teacher

    Gotta love it eh?
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    Foo Fighters - In Your Honor Only just noticed this: (Corrected the grammar errors for ya too. ) :haha:
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    Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls (Live at the Sydney Big Day Out 2004) For Whom the Bell Tolls FTFW
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    Hrm. Thank god it isn't the original then, I suppose. Metallica - Disposable Heroes
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    I dunno about that, some of the songs on that album are just....crud *cough* Nothing Else Matters *cough* Had to be said. ....Metallica - Battery (Live at the Sydney Big Day Out 2004)
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    Another brilliant human being!

    Oh, grow up. :roll: Seriously. :roll: No. It's not so much the drunken idiots, it's the stupid ones that really shine here. For example, we don't accept student I.D.'s as proof that someone is 18, obviously because they can be easily modified. I assume it's like that everywhere as well. We have a big sign on the front door stating: WE DO NOT ACCEPT STUDENT IDENTIFICATION CARDS AS A FORM OF LEGAL AGE. WE ONLY ACCEPT HANZ 18+ CARDS, DRIVER'S LICENCES, BIRTH CERTIFICATES, AND PASSPORTS. Below this sign, we have this one: WE DO NOT SERVE INTOXICATED PEOPLE. THOSE WHO ARE INTOXICATED AND ATTEMPT TO BUY ALCOHOL FROM THIS STORE WILL BE REQUIRED TO LEAVE. (Ooh! Just got a chocolate fish! Anyways) So of course, since these signs are IN BIG BOLD LETTERS ON MASSIVE SIGNS, no-one reads them. So when this punk comes in last night and tries to buy alcohol with a student ID, I told him: Me: "Dude, I can't serve you with a student ID." Him: "And why not?" Me: "Because they can be easily modifed." Him: "Well mine isn't modified, so let me buy the booze!" Me: "Wanna bet?" I then take the ID from him, and scratch the birthdate with my fingernail. Sure enough, it had been modified. So, I show it to his face, and ask: Me: "So, this says you're 18 right?" Him: "Uhh..yeah..." Me: "No it dosen't, you lying piece of ****. Get out." I love my job. More stories pending.
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    Agreed, Fenring/Beowulf Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar (Live at the Auckland Big Day Out 2004)
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    Let me get the whole concert first. I'd prefer the New Zealand Big Day Out concert, though the Sydney one will do. I'll get it your way next time I'm on AIM. Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (Live at the Sydney Big Day Out 2004)
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    Metallica - Master of Puppets (Live at the Sydney Big Day Out 2004)
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    Another brilliant human being!

    Haha, it's good to be back. As for what I've been up to? Well let's just say that MIT has been a very busy time period for me. Soo many assingments. But they were piss-easy. I haven't been able to write any articles either, which really sucks. Between that and working, I just haven't had a chance to get onto CNCNZ.com for a good while. Haha, I've got plenty of drunken idiot stories from my experiences working at the liquor store, so if you're keen to hear 'em I'll post 'em up. And yes, I do know about the new C&C game.
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    Yuri YTMND

    Ahahaha, brilliant!
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    Metallica - Turn the Page (Live @ the Auckland Big Day Out 2004)
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    Back? Eh, not really, trying to get my head around VB Code. With no teacher. >_> ...Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (Live @ the Sydney Big Day Out 2004)
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    Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls (Live @ the Sydney Big Day Out 2004)
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    Metallica - Master of Puppets
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    The Day Has Come...

    Why hasn't anyone shot this woman yet? :roll: Please. Someone utterly destroy this woman by drowning her in nuclear waste, and then tossing her in a pool of sulphuric acid. She is the epitome of the diease, "Stupid".
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    Holy Freaking Christ

    Bloody hell. I'm away for a little while and I come back and still see people debating about the Iraq War? It's old. Shut up. No-one cares anymore. >_>
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    TS Temple Of Nod Casemod

    I dunno...there are some pretty crazy people out there.
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    Command & Conquer 3 is Coming!

    Oh. My. God. I picked a bad time to go AWOL now did I? Woohooo!!! Looking forward to this. It gives me an excuse to soup my computer up!
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    Yuri YTMND

    That kind of is the point, Luk3us.
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    I thought you said Octavarium wasn't as good as Six Degrees of Inner Turbluence or Train of Thought? Speaking of which, I have to get Six Degrees of Inner Turbluence and Octavarium...cheers for reminding me. Dream Theater - As I Am
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    Aliens dropship

    Hehehe, do you want to do it? Because now that you mention it, I'm kinda wanting to write this article. I need to contribute SOMETHING this year. >_< But by all means go ahead and write it dude, if you want.
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    Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls
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    Un-freaking-believable

    Work at a Liqour Store, Fenring. Sooooo much more fun. And cops are idiots like that over here too. My mate got himself a nice looking Nissan Skyline and we were driving up the main road of Papakura, and we turn down towards the local bank (I needed to grab some cash out) and suddenly, flashing lights, sirens, the lot. Reason why he pulled us over? We were going 1 km over the limit. And, of course, my mate, who's 20, with a beard and goatee, looks like he's 16, and he thought his FULL driver's licence looked both a) fake (because he's had it for like, four years) and Someone else's licence. Un. ****ing. Believable. Here's the kicker: A car thief nicked the car RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND SPED OFF, with the cop not even noticing. Not only did he not notice, he ignored us TELLING HIM THAT THE THEIF HAD STOLEN A CAR RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE. The human gene pool needs a good dose of chlorine.
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