Masked Shah

It'll be up when they get ousted...

OH SNAP, I was wrong... his son is the successor... WOW, that was stupid... Kim Jong Un is dangerously stupid trigger happy... there will be military action by the next spring. Jong Un is a down right idiot. Okuk-ryol would have been the better choice seeing he was the one setting up the counterfeit ring in North Korea, and is a really smart bastard

SOPA is just pure evil at it's solid core...

Really? Some of those guys were the religious nuts...

He is the son and he was the worst... the next one to the throne is his right hand man...

We should all hit the theater at the same time and discuss the movie... like a CNCNZ movie discussion event

shutup. I will rebuild my kingdom on these seat cushions.

(OOC: GOOD ****ING RIDDANCE, may that asshole burn forever)

Here's mine...

Hello, my name is Herbie Hancock, I'm new to CNCNZ.com... I am an expert investor, and want to sell you all gold in this depraved economy...

Proceeds to rob LuxZillo at gunpoint. Welcome to Thunderdome, @#$%...

I should sue!!! Yeah... this movie is actually based off two novels Saddam Hussein wrote... hence the welcome to New York.

http://youtu.be/3epc2arU4g4

*Shoots a puppy and feeds it to his brothers* That's why.

I'm good, GITMO hasn't... DON'TFUGGINGTOUCHME! BADTOUCH BADTOUCH!

The only movie coming out 2012 close to this type of bizarre is Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Hunter....

I'm writing from GITMO, I was ousted during Arab Spring earlier this year... I lost my control of my country... and I am awaiting trial... by my own people... The only thing that can save me, is ... if the GLA was to rise again, free me, recapture my country, rearm my army... *coughgenerals2 cough cough*

Anyone catch the lady's address?

Yeah people demanding things... like freedom, and free speech... when it's clear everyone should bow down to my rule without questioning. I mean what type of Government would allow it's people to peacefully protest, without putting bullets in women and children to let them know you mean business? If it weren't for the protesters in during the Spring, I wouldn't be ousted, and Shodirkdirka wouldn't be under democratic rule. TYRANTS AGAINST PROTESTERS!!!

This Lego Man Hostage overpowered my royal guard and swam for freedom... oh yeah... sneak attack or whatever...

THREE WEEKS AGO A sneak attack opens nearby a small pig farm somewhere in South America, several GLA rebels sneak in the moonlight and pluck a fat pig from it's sh*t pen. They stuff the smelly creature down the tunnel, and make their escape. The return shortly to the GLA's underground palace base. GLA Rebel- Your Highness, we have acquired the subject... er... now what... A dramatic light cut the dark as a sinister figure slowly emerges.... The dark middle-eastern music fills the caves, as the hooded man steps forward... It is THE MASKED SHAH OF SHODIRKADIRKA!!! HE HAS RETURNED!!! The Masked Shah- We need to extract the nasties from the pig, in order to gain our upper hand in this peace loving world.... *spits* Another figure steps forward Jaden- Sire, but how do we do that? Yet another figure steps forward Jarmen Kell- Someone has to f*ck that thing... and possibly more than several times... Everyone is uneasy, the Army of Mohammed (everyone in the army is named Mohammed) groans. The Masked Shah is growing angry and points one of the rebels. Rebel- Oh nooo, not me... I'm the only Mohammed that's not discordain and actually muslim... I don't touch pork... literaly. Everyone eyes Jaden.... Jaden- Wha?... no I'm not gay... I'm not a animal lover either... in fact... *throws off balaclava mask* I'm a woman... there!!! SECRET IS OUT... god damn you a$$es. Everyone blinks, unsurprised... The Masked Shah- Wait I know this Pop-star icon who will do it... he likes animals and little boys... he owes us a favor for letting him crash in Baharine...

Sending coded message from GITMO... Read as follows: I am held prisoner against my will I will return one day Then you will all pay... I deny all claims that I am some bad man's **tch... ... ... I still deny that claim...

Silly Bastards... We all know I am the end of all good things!! On that note, the GLA offically declares Obama as Shodirkadirka's most threating.... um threat... His policy of peace, good sense, and intellence is the bane of the GLA... for years we have thrived on hyjacked vechicals and stolen goods thanks to the former party... but now we are back to square one, becuase the GLA's master tunnel system is being attacked worldwide... it's as though... the country got smarter and is actually using "thinking" to attack us...!!! as I sit in this cell I can not help but think of the ultimate defeat served to us... I will escape... but when I return, what will be left? Grrrr!!! I will steal all your soup cans and then you will all pay for your intelligence!!!

Nmenth? You there? good... stay... right... there... REBEL AMBUSH!!! *Several rebels run out with birthday balloons, party hats, and party horns. They slap Nmenth on the @$$, kill a birthday clown, graffiti his living room, and jack Nmenth's and the the Clown's shoes. Before raiding his fridge and breaking his coffee table. Everyone leaps back in sneak attack hole, the Masked Shah extends his finger from the tunnel* You're one year older One year wiser Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser. A room full of friends A mouth full of cake, Every present is for you And it feels pretty great. You're the man of the hour The V.I.P. You get the first slice Of the P-I-E, But first blow out the candles And make a wish. Put a smile on 'Cause it's your birthday, b*tch!

CODED MESSAGE: I can only be reached by the following means Widows Messenger : [email protected] X-Box Live Account: Shah Tsubasa