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  1. General Leang

    TOYS LOL

    [Krusty voice]What the hell was that?[/Krusty voice] Half of those were scat orientated and rather unsavory, but the teddy gun I want as a weapon in the next Generals mod, that was great. I looked at some of the others, such as racist Disney characters. Well I have a banned Warner Brothers cartoon that was especially racist that nothing Disney had produced touches. They did up the Luke\Leia romance and I think, 'nothing wrong with that.' The James Bond puns were good for a laugh, but I have to disagree with Christmas Jones, I liked that line, if only for sheer boldness. The rest...all I can say is I now know which adult films to avoid. Thanks, I think.
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    Shockwave Mod Beta released!

    I found the total amount of units and tweaks they managed as opposed to their earlier releases, and to get it running properly...hmmm, shocking. Amazingly with everything they were able to cram in everything seems very well balanced, and the enhanced AI makes the game so much harder. This is what all mods should be.
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    Stupid IRC and messenger moments

    A friend has a few, I remember one time he and the host were discussing an RPG and one of the members came in making demands, wrote something that wrecked the story and everything. When it was fixed he came came screaming outrage, how he was going to kill off characters, how we should all listen to him because 'I'M 14!!! 14 AND ENGLOSISH!!!' You cannot think this stuff up. Or posts from fighting child pornography, that was mental. Will try and find them and post them.
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    Allied vs Soviet vs Yuri

    We had a big discussion on this before and the points I raised there stand. Yuri uses methods that frustrate, such as having Masterminds kill themselves by controlling far more units than they can, but nothing too worrying. The Soviets have the Siege Chopper that can be most effective especially when built up to elite. Yet they are not as good as Prism tanks. So powerful. And their range eclipses most anything else.
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    Create A General :)

    Oh I have a general in mind, General Nancy Allen. General Allen has a great personal stake in the war on terror, having adopted a September 11 orphan after his parents were killed in the terrorist attacks and been involved in counterterrorism since the Oklahoma bombing. She had been implicated for the torture in Abu Ghraib and while nothing was proven there is no doubt from those who know her that she would commit such an act. Allen bullies the Pentagon for the resources needed to fight the GLA and pushes her forces in the field to establish dominence on the battlefield. * The Stealth Fighter no longer requires a General's point upgrade. It is available from the start. * Anti Tank Sniper is added to the list of infantry * Red Cell is added to the list of infantry * Combat Chinnok is avalible with called in with the counterterrorist general power Rank: 4 Star General Branch: US Marines Tactics: Counterterrorism Units Anti Tank Sniper These infantry use a Barrett Light Fifty 50. rifle to tear apart enemy armor. However they are slow and vulnerable, with no stealth ability. Red Cell These units comprise of a squad of soldiers disguised as the enemy, which can be slipped into a base to sabotage and demolish structures. In combat they are about as effective as the GLA's Angry Mob. Combat Chinnok General Granger's Combat Chinook serves as a kind of assault and transport helicopter that can collect supplies. Like the original Chinook, this helicopter collects supplies and can perform the Combat Drop attack with Rangers. The Combat Chinook, however, includes side portals that allow soldiers inside to fire at threats on the ground and in the air. The Combat Chinook can also rush vehicles into the battlefield. It is only avalible as part of the counterterrorist general power. Other modifications * All units start as veteran * Colonel Burton: Cost reduced to $1200 (normally $1500) * Humvee: Cost reduced to $500 (normally $700) General's Powers: Counterterrorist drop Requires: Strategy Center Rank Required: 1-3 Countdown Timer: 5:00 A Combat Chinnok airlifts in a squad of infantry, two Rangers, two Missile Defenders, two Pathfinders and two Anti Tank Snipers. They can be airdropped onto buildings or fire through the gunports. All units are at the Elite level. Level 1 Rank required: 1 Chinnoks deployed: 1 Level 2 Rank required: 3 Chinnoks deployed: 2 Level 3 Rank required: 3 Chinnoks deployed: 4
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    Kane vs. Kane: Smackdown vs. Raw 2008

    Hahahahaha, Kane is going to get owned by Kane.
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    Remember, Remember..

    Too anti...well, everything really.
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    Remember, Remember..

    Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose. So let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
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    Favorite General

    You missed one.
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    Honestly...

    And frankly predators out there are as cunning as a **** house rat. It is easy to fake being someone else, even to the point of forging photos, identification and such if you want to go the whole nine yards.
  11. General Leang

    Post pictures of yourself!

    A mate bought a digital camera for $1. Works, needed batteries, not sure about connections, ect, but it works. Even took it to the footy.
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    Post pictures of yourself!

    A picture of myself? Okay. Seriously I would if I had a camera. Here is a Simified version of me.
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    Great Moments In Presidential Speeches

    At first I thought this would be great Presidential speeches until we saw the man whose greatest claim to fame will be tp survive a pretzel assassination. Oh dear. Bring on 08, quick.
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    Favourite SuperWeapon?

    The Harmageddon nuke in the Zero Hour mod Destructive Forces. Wipe out an entire map. But for Red Alert I would say the Iron Curtain. Train up some Apocalypse tanks to elite then hit them with it as they enter the enemie's base.
  15. That would be Destructive Forces. Great mod. It gives you the airfield (replete with several ways to hijack planes and fly them into buildings), naval units and a host of new units and abilities.
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    Spoiling Harry Potter

    I saw this for the Hslf Blood Prince, wnere someone went about spoiling the story. I think he went the way of Jimmy Hoffa. While on the topic of Harry Potter now that J.K. Rowling has finished I thought a series on the royal family might make a good read. Harry Pothead and the Nazi Armband.
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    Cannot install RA

    Hmmm, actually never mind. I dug up the Red Alert 3 mod for Zero Hour and am most happy with it.
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    Cannot install RA

    I have been trying to reinstall the game for a while now and every time I try ti install it just tells me that it made an illegal operation and will shut down. Any ideas?
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    How much is your corpse worth?

    This is bad taste, but I got $4990. And I might have charged $5000 an hour.
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    Favourite mod

    I like Reborn as well as Red Alert 3, and MidEast Crisis is great for those who support Israel, or have a thing for women in the military (the mod has a few female units accurately portraying the IDF). If they could get Shockwave to have everything they advertise such as the new units, navy units, ect then that would rock. But really anything that adds lots of new content or completely changes the game.
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    tanya or boris or yuri prime

    The necromancer strikes! Has it been that long since this thread existed? I feel old.
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    Wang?

    Send missiles over the Middle East, not nukes though, biological weapons loaded to the gills with hog fat. Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep, that's all folks.
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    Wang?

    Perhaps we could nuke the western world, that would be one way to put an end to the war on terrorism.
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    Wang?

    That is one bad thing about China, too many people. So many Wings and Wongs every time you ring you get the wrong number. What is wrong with Wen, Khan, Yeoh and, ah yes, Leang?
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    Bad Ass Eleven Year Old Kills Two Home Invaders

    I know girls like that, it would have ruled if this were real.
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