Commandeded and Conquereded Episode 1 part 1 of three

[Masked Shah 5]

Since people cant wait... I'm breaking episode 1 into 3 parts...

 

The screen opens with a History Channel documentary of the history of Shodirkadirka. With announcer explaining with detail as "Feel Good Inc" -Gorillaz plays in background.

 

Announcer- In the early mideval ages the kingdom of Shadirkadirka was founded by Shah Shilip the Cruel, who violent fought against the french crusaders who sought to the middle east in the name of their god..

 

Shows a sketch of Shilip with sword as his quote is over heard above track...

 

Shilip- No foreign flag will EVER fly over my kingdom...

 

Announcer- In the late Cold War era, Shodirkadirka was once again under attack from soviet forces seeking to control the country for themselves... Shah Auiden the black hearted with the aid of US forcesdrove the Communist forces out.

 

Auiden turn to News cameras as he makes a quote...

 

Auiden- No foreign government will EVER make my kingdom a puppet government...

 

Announcer- In the the early 2000s the kindom of Shodirkadirka was over thrown after many years of ruling with a iron fist by it's royal Shahs, due to the war on terrorism period. Ahbar the cowardly signed a treaty under US term to surrender the country's oil and it's government to the USA. Ahbar's son Shanoda vowed revenge over the dishonor dealt to

his nation...

Shanoda would become the uncrowned next in line, likely never to see his rule begin... He had become the most unique and strangest of all Shahs of Shodirkadirka. This is the story of the Masked Shah.

 

The screen fades, and moves to the opening theme track "Hell March" as the Cast is shown. A chibi cartoon of NODdies march in background during cast intros.

 

Commandeded and Conquereded

the series... god help you...

 

The main title blows up...

The scene settles to the UN building as the camera pans into the main conference room. All the UN representives look in disgust as the Masked Shah is dancing and singing the "Numa Numa" song on their large viewing screen...

 

 

General Granger- Ok you sand eating lil bastard... stop that nonsense... What are you so happy about...

 

 

Masked Shah- Today is the day YOU WILL REMOVE YOUR FORCES FROM MY LAND!!!... I have behind me a scud storm

 

Everyone in conference room suddenly become bored, Granger pulls out his cell phone and ignores the Shah

 

Masked Shah- I have targeted several European Walmarts with the missles if my demands are not met...

 

Townes plays the pokemon card with an English Embassador

 

Masked Shah- Hey HEY! HEY!!! Pay attention to the destruction I will unleash on your... *plane engines heard over head* Cap... tal...ist...

 

A bomb whistles echoes, Granger hangs up his cell phone to give the Shah the finger. A bright light flashes... and the screen goes to static snow... The UN people chuckle

 

The Camera cuts to The Palace of Shodirkadirka... the whole place is lit up in smoke and rebels are dangling from chandliers and staircases...

 

Masked Shah- *crawling off knocked over bookcase* What the shiite happened...??

 

Jadeon- *Pulling himself from a hole in wall* Your Majesty, I believe they drop a MOAB on us...

 

Jarmen kell- *Getting up from under couch* I do believe We Had The GPS ON!!!! What Is The Problem People...

 

Masked Shah- YES..! WHO THE HELL WAS IN CHARGE OF THE GPS?... *thinks abit* Oh god noooooo.....

 

The three angry hooded men bust the door down the Command Center Warehouse... They see Onrad eatting a tacobell Enchurrito, watching cartoons on TV... The enchurrito is dripping on GPS device, Onrad is using for a foot stool....

 

Maked Shah- *Looking at Onrad* I'm gonna KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

Jarmen and Jadeon stop Shah from strangling the fat dimwitted Onrad who is still watching cartoons...

 

Jadeon- No, My Sovereign !!! He Is Prince Kassad's Cousin!!!!! If You Kill Him.... You Will lose GLA Support!!!

 

Maked Shah- *Still trying to strangle Onrad* WHY DO I HAVE TO BABYSIT THIS ****ING TUB OF LARD??!!!! HE'S USELESS!!!

 

Onrad- *watching Tv but it goes to static fuzz* I think we lost the satelite dish...

 

Maked Shah, Jadeon- *Stop in shock for few seconds then breakout into chaos and crying* BAKALAKALAKALAKAKA!!!!

 

Jarmen- *shaking head* Why couldn't they transfer me to Dr. Thrax's army? Why?

 

Seven days later..

 

Jadeon is working math on his computer...

 

Jadeon- Good new and bad news everyone!!!!

 

Masked Shah- Did you find a satelite dish?

 

Jadeon- BETTER!!! I got an affordable cable... within our price range!!!

 

Jarmen K- That's wonderful Jadeon...Now I can watch the history channel, but whats the bad news?

 

Doorbell rings, and the Masked Shah open the door....

 

Seth and Several NODdies are standing outside door...

 

Seth- Did someone call the Cable company ?*grins evily*

 

The Shah slams the door... and braces it with his back...

 

Masked Shah- Nooo... Jadeon... you didn't...

 

Jadeon- They were selling cheap cable service...With all the money we're saving we can save up for another scud storm within 4 months....

 

Maked Shah- Ooooooh.... damnit... damn damn Damn DAMN DAAAAMNNNN...

 

The Shah let's the NODdies in....

 

TO BE CONTINUED....

[Guest MadBadger]

:lol: :roll: :crazy:

 

prity much explains how much i like it.... Hey hell march is still playing......... fe fi foo Quick March............. fe fi foo quick march...... man YOU GOTA PLAY THE MUSIC WHEN WATCHING!!!!! dadadadada nanana dadadada naaa dopdopdopdopdopdop dada da da

[F15pilotX 4]

Hey Madbadger, ya think you used enough emotions???

READ THE RULES :wink:

[Guest MadBadger]

BUT IT REALY OWNS AND DESERVES THEM. DIDN'T YOU READ IT!!!! I HAVE HELL MARCH ON REALY LOUD WITH THE BASS ON MY SUB MAXED OUT I LOVE SHAH'S COMEDY.

 

p.s Kassad has joined the forum.

[Masked Shah 5]

I'm still gonna kill Onrad...

[Guest MadBadger]

well i could kill him for you... I always have at least one mad person after me trying to kill me.

[Luk3us 63]

Its alright I guess...

[Masked Shah 5]

I'll post part two of episode 1 tommorrow...

 

if you pressure me to put in out... I put out half crap stuff...

[F15pilotX 4]

well i could kill him for you... I always have at least one mad person after me trying to kill me.

Why are you always trying to kill urself....

[TheBlackOut 7]

Masked The Masked Genius! Keep it up!

 

I like Feel Good Inc. too!

[Guest Rabbit]

I think I will make a parodie of this someday... or should I not, so i don't accidentally ruin it?

[Scorpio XIII 0]

I think I will make a parodie of this someday... or should I not, so i don't accidentally ruin it?

Yeah... No offense but you may mess up the whole C&C Shorts Idea.

[TheBlackOut 7]

I am gonna create a short cartoon thing! XD! Random people and things.... though nothing can match Masked, *bows down to a statue of masked* May you give me luck!

[Scorpio XIII 0]

I am gonna create a short cartoon thing! XD! Random people and things.... though nothing can match Masked, *bows down to a statue of masked* May you give me luck!

*Joins BlackOut in worship of Masked*

[F15pilotX 4]

Masked has good cartoons, but bow down to him...bah! yeah right

[TheBlackOut 7]

Masked has good cartoons, but bow down to him...bah! yeah right

 

HE WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!

 

Lol, I made my short cartoon, it stars Stewie Griffin, Darth Vadar, Kane, and Kool-Aid. I don't know if I should make a topic and show it to the world. xD

[Cygnus X-1 12]

yes you should. But it wont be better than Shah's stuff.

 

BTW good work Shah.

[F15pilotX 4]

Yes, definitely show it to the (sort of) world

[Guest Rabbit]

I think I will make a parodie of this someday... or should I not, so i don't accidentally ruin it?

Yeah... No offense but you may mess up the whole C&C Shorts Idea.

 

Well, thanks for being honest :wink:

[Azrael 0]

The screen fades, and moves to the opening theme track "Hell March" as the Cast is shown. A chibi cartoon of NODdies march in background during cast intros.

 

Hell March should have been from Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Srikes Back... Specifically The Imperial March, which is more commonly known as Darth Vader March. I love that theme.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

2 different songs dude

 

but both are awesome

[Guest MadBadger]

Hell march pwns all i love hell march....

[Azrael 0]

No NO! What I meant was that the Imperial March and the Darth Vader March instrumentals are the same, not Imperial March and Hell March!

[F15pilotX 4]

This is pointless......

[Cygnus X-1 12]

No NO! What I meant was that the Imperial March and the Darth Vader March instrumentals are the same, not Imperial March and Hell March!

 

Calm down.

 

But we knew that. Thanks anyway

 

Nice to see another SW music fan.