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well i dont really....

 

But hell heres what i found in my inbox today.

 

There the ones who need help ;)

 

ATTN: DEAR FRIEND,

 

IT IS WITH A HEART FULL OF HOPE THAT I WRITE,SOLICITING FOR YOUR

STRICT CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS

NATURE

AS BEING CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.I AM SORRY IF THIS PROPOSAL

COMES

TO YOU AS

AN EMBARSSEMENT BUT BE REST ASSURED THAT, I GOT YOUR PARTICULIERS OF

CONTACT FROM OUR FOREIGN OFFICE OF BENIN.

 

I AM MR MIKE IGBUDU AN ACCOUNTANT WITH ACON LTD. FOREIGN OIL COMPANY

BASED IN BENIN. ACON WAS INVOLVED IN PROSPECTING, DRILLING AND

BUNKERING OF OIL AT HIGH SEA (OFF SHORE), WITH EXPATRIATE CONSISTING

MAJORITY OF THE STAFF STRENGTH, UNFORTUNATELY, THESE EXPATRIATES GOT

INTO AN ILLEGAL SALE OF OIL AND THE MONEY FROM IT TRANSFERRED THROUGH

A

SECURITY COMPANY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT WITH A SECURITY CODE ON IT.

 

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BENIN DISCOVERED THE ILLEGAL TRANSACTION,

REVOLED THEIR LICENSE AND THE EXPATIES WERE REPATRIATED.

 

SO,BY VIRTUE OF MY POSITION AS THE ACCOUNTANT OF THE COMPANY, I HAVE

IN MY POSSESSION ALL THE VALUABLE DOCUMENTS CONTAINING INFORMATION

ABOUT THE TWO OF THESE TRUNK BOXES DEPOSITED WITH THE SECURITY

COMPANY.

THE CONTENT OF THESE BOXES IS FOURTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS

(US$14M).

 

I HAVE PUT IN AN APPLICATION WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY TO TRANSFER

THESE BOXES TO THEIR CORRESPONDENCE OFFICE WHICH THEY HAVE OBLIGED

AND

BEING THAT THIS DEAL

WAS BEEN CARRIED OUT BY FOREIGN FIRM,I NEED A TRUSTWORTHY FOREIGNER

LIKE YOU THAT WILL ASSIST ME TO A LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF THIS PENDING

BUSINESS WHICH BOTH

OF US WILL BOUND TO BENEFIT EARNESTLY.

 

ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAND BEFORE THE SECURITY COMPANY AND SIGN

AS ONE OF EXPATRIATES TO ENABLE YOU CLAIM THE MONEY AND PAY IT INTO

YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

 

PLEASE, NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK - FREE, FOR EVERY

MACHINERIES HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR SUCESSFUL CONCLUSION. REMEMBER

THAT I HAVE WITH ME THE ENTIRE NECESSARY DOCUMENT THAT WILL PROVE

THAT

THE MONEY IS FOR US.

 

I EXPECT YOU TO BE TRUSTWORTHY AND KIND ENOUGH TO KEEP MY OWN SHARE,

WHEN THE MONEY GETS TO YOUR CARE. I HEREBY AGREE TO COMPENSATE YOU

SINCERELY AND CANDID EFFORT IN THIS REGARD WITH 25% OF THE FUND AFTER

THE TRANSFER AND 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES BOTH LOCAL &

INTERNATIONAL TRANSPORTATION, TELEPHONE BILLS ETC., WILL BE SETTLED

FROM THIS PERCENTAGE,WITH 70% WILL BE FOR

ME AND THREE OF MY COLLEAGUES.

 

THIS DEAL WILL BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN WORKING DAYS WITH YOU FULL

SUPPORT AND CO-OPERATION.I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO DO BUSINESS

WITH

YOU, AND SOLICIT

YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION.

 

PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS PROPOSAL,

BY MAILING ME BACK THROUGH MY E-MAIL ADDRESS : *********

 

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

 

MR MIKE IGBUDU.

 

 

Dear Friend,

 

 

Please accept my apology for contacting you this way which was due to the urgency of my request I am rather in a very precarious situation that warrants my talking very little till I confirm our business relationship.

 

 

I just need to know you have the capacity to handle large funds and you can be trusted.Presently I am in a tight situation,so all we need to do now is to establish good contacts,which i will appreciate your response and willingness to go in with me.

 

 

You would be well renumerated in a percentage form of the money,which i will let you discuss with me when i must have told you how much is involved,after you have replied to this email.

 

 

In your reply,i implore and urge you to let me know,your full names,your contact address,where you are based,how old in age you are and your kind of job.These are are very important for my assessment about your personality and ability to do this,also

 

your data is very very important as it will be used in the course of this highly lucrative business.

 

 

Hoping to hear soonest from you.

 

 

Regards,

 

 

John William

 

 

 

 

DEAR SIR/MA,

I AM DR.ANI. DOUGLAS A SENIOR STAFF

WITH THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).I AM WRITING YOU THIS LETTER

BECAUSE COOL PENNY IS BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. IT IS BETTER FOR

ONE TO LIVE AND DIE A POOR HONEST MAN THAN A RICH DISHONEST ONE.I AND

THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER (CSO) OF OUR BANK HAVE ARRANGED WITH AN

OFFICER IN COMPUTER SECTION ENGINEER CHUKA ILOH TO BRING OUT PART OF

YOUR TOTAL CONTRACT SUM AMOUNTING TO FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS.

 

WHY WE

DID THIS,IS BECAUSE ACCORDING TO INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE BANK’S

COMPUTER, YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO RECEIVE YOUR MONEY

WITHOUT SUCCESS.AS I FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST MET ALL THE

STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS OF THE CBN IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT,

YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUPS.Â

 

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE

INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE MERELY DOING PAPER

WORKS WITH YOU AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVE FAX AND PHONE MESSAGES

FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE EVERYDAY.ALSO WE FOUND OUT THAT SOME OF THE

OFFICIALS OF THE PARASTATALS HAVE BEEN EXTORTING A LOT OF MONEY FROM

YOU WITH THE PRETEXT OF HELPING YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY,I CAN ASSURE YOU

THAT THIS MAY LAST FOR YEARS YET NOTHING HAPPENS IF YOU DO NOT DO AWAY

WITH THOSE OFFICERS THAT YOU CALL YOUR PARTNERS.AND FOR SECURITY

REASONS DO NOT TELL ANYBODY THAT YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY UNTIL YOU RECEIVE

CASH AT YOUR DOORSTEP.

 

THE MONEY IS IN TWO SECURITY-PROOF BOXES

WEIGHING 10KG EACH, THAT ISÂ 20KG FOR THE TWO BOXES, YESTERDAY WE WENT

TO FOUR COURIER COMPANIES TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS ON HOW TO SHIP THEM BY

COURIER TO YOU. DHL, EMS, FEDEX, ISA ALL SAID THAT THEY MUST OPEN THE

BOXES FOR INSPECTION BY THE CUSTOMS BEFORE SHIPMENT. THIS IS SOMETHING

WE WANT TO AVOID BECAUSE THE BOXES WERE PADDED WITH MACHINE. WE TOLD

THE COURIER COMPANY THAT THE BOXES CONTAINS PHOTOGRAPHIC AND FILM

MATERIALS AND WHEN OPEN WILL LOOSE ITS EFICACY.

 

WE DID NOT DECLARE

MONEY BECAUSE COURIER DOES NOT CARRY MONEY.TODAY A FRIEND OF MINE WHO

IS A DIPLOMAT DISCLOSED TO ME THAT THERE IS COURIER COMPANY THEY USE TO

SEND DIPLOMATIC MATERIALS AND INFORMATION FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER,

IT HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND CANNOT BE INSPECTED BY ANY CUSTOMS

ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.THE NAME OF THE COURIER SERVICE IS NOBLE

DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COURIER COMPANY (NDSCC).

 

I WILL MEET WITH THEM

AS SOON AS I HAVE YOU’RE GO AHEAD ORDER.THE DIPLOMAT WILL HELP ME SO WE

DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM. WE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOU MUST COMPENSATE US

WITH FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE

YOUR MONEY. TO THIS EFFECT, YOU WILL SEND US A PROMISSORY NOTE FOR FIVE

HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR ALONG WITH YOUR ADDRESS FOR

SENDING THE BOXES BY COURIER.

 

PLEASE MAINTAIN TOPMOST SECRECY AS IT

MAY CAUSE A LOT OF PROBLEMS IF FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE USING THIS WAY TO

HELP YOU,DO NOT EVER TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY.

I WANT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE SOMETHING IN ME IS TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE

AN HONEST PERSON.

 

WHEN YOU CONCLUDE WITH THIS AND YOU SEND OUR

PROMISE, WE WILL HELP TO SHIP PART OF YOUR MONEY TO YOU.

NB: PLEASE

REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS: *********

GOD IS

WITH US AS WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY.

 

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR.DOUGLAS ANI.

 

 

 

 

 

FROM THE DESK OF FEMI DADA

 

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED FOR ACQUISITION OF ESTATES.

 

ATTENTION.

 

I write to inform you of my desire to acquire estates or landed properties in your country on behalf of the Director of Contracts and Finance Allocation of the Federal Ministry of works and Housing in Nigeria.

 

Considering his very strategic and influential position, he would want the transaction to be strictly as confidential as possible. He further wants his identity to remain undisclosed at least for now, until the completion of the transaction. Hence our desire to have an overseas agent.

 

I have therefore been directed to inquire if you would agree to act as our overseas agent in order to actualize this transaction.

 

The deal in brief is that the funds with which to carry out our proposed investments in your country is presently in a coded account in the Nigerian apex bank and we need your assistance to transfer the funds to your country or any safe account outside your country in a convenient bank account that will be provided by you before we can put the funds into use. For this you shall be considered to have executed a contract for the ministry. The contract sum of which shall run into US$15.5Million of which your share shall be 30% if you agree to be our overseas agent. Your area of specialization does not matter in this transaction, all that is required of you is a safe account and your willingness to assist us acquire estates in your country.

 

As soon as payment is effected and the amount mentioned above is successfully transferred into your account, we intend to use our own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too, you shall serve as our agent. It might interest you to note that last year, a similar transaction was carried out with one MR. CHIENCHEN YU of Taiwan but after securing the payment approvals, and payment effected, MR.CHIENCHEN YU changed his numbers and addresses, and was no where to be found on our getting to Taiwan. That was how we lost US$7.5Million. So this time around, I will be with you before the remmittance is made into your provided account to avoid future occurrence and allow trust to play a very minimal role until performance is seen.

 

You are requested to communicate your acceptance or otherwise of this proposal, through my email address. After which we shall discuss in details the modalities for seeing this transaction through. If however, you are not disposed to assist, kindly destroy this letter in view of the confidentiality of the proposed transaction and interest of personalities involved.

 

Thank you in anticipation of your co-operation.

 

Tel: +***************

 

Best Regards,

 

Femi Dada.

 

Alternative email.: (***********)

 

 

 

 

 

 

ive got about 20 of these :lol: all asking for bank details ect. Like hell i'm gona give it to em......... :scared:

 

 

Meh, worthy for about 5 min i think.

 

Oh and i know these have been around for donkey ages. This is just the latest 'bunch' ive got. I norm get them on the 2nd of every month :D bit early this time.

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If you're stupid enough to fall for any of those then you deserve what you get.

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