What were they doing?

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Now, we all know(or should) what happened in Tiberian Sun, Dawn, or Wars. What do you think your favorite characters(let's assume, for the purposes of this topic, that they exist in this universe) were doing? Where was Johnny the Homicidal Maniac when Kane was busy trying to conquer the world? Why wasn't SG-1 defending the world from the Scrin? What do you think your favorite badasses, heroes, and villians were doing?

 

[Doctor Destiny 41]

They were all in their super secret bunkers jerking it to CP.