What fun it is to talk to drunks

[Tree 0]

[20:16] Sweaty Bob: hey a a

[20:16] Sweaty Bob: a

[20:16] Sweaty Bob: ,am

[20:16] Tree: hey

[20:16] Sweaty Bob: my mu dnt work

[20:16] Sweaty Bob: mammm

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: man

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: dats it

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: sry im drtunk

[20:17] Tree: your what doesn

[20:17] Tree: oh

[20:17] Tree: lol

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: cant type

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: ya

[20:17] Tree: that explains it

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: i can

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: :Ld

[20:17] Sweaty Bob:

[20:17] Tree: whats up man?

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: i fgot 11 dollars

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: man

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: i send em off

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: sonon

[20:17] Tree: k

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: for me doman

[20:17] Tree: As soon as you can

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: main

[20:17] Sweaty Bob: postal srerivice ****!!!!!!!111111

[20:18] Tree: lol

[20:18] Sweaty Bob: waste lik 11 dollas already

[20:18] Tree: yeah

[20:18] Sweaty Bob: brb txtin jade

[20:18] Tree: k

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: weeeeee

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: dat me new

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: ste up >>>>>

[20:19] Tree: coo

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: ****in hbeer

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: beer

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: ****s ya up

[20:19] Tree: I can tell

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: felelling ill

[20:19] Sweaty Bob: feelin

[20:20] Sweaty Bob:

[20:20] Sweaty Bob: i love

[20:20] Sweaty Bob: JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[20:20] Tree: Go find a bucket

[20:20] Sweaty Bob: think i need 1

[20:20] Tree: who's Jade?

[20:20] Sweaty Bob: girl

[20:20] Sweaty Bob: met 2nit

[20:20] Tree: ahhh

[20:20] Tree: was she drunk too?

[20:20] Sweaty Bob: na

[20:20] Sweaty Bob: im txtin her atm

[20:21] Tree: You do anything with her?

[20:21] Sweaty Bob: kisss

[20:21] Sweaty Bob: ;P

[20:21] Tree: lol

[20:21] Tree: not enough man

[20:21] Sweaty Bob: her brother was der tho

[20:21] Tree: oh

[20:21] Tree: younger?

[20:21] Sweaty Bob: he older dan me

[20:21] Tree: ahhh

[20:21] Tree: k

[20:21] Sweaty Bob: u se?

[20:21] Sweaty Bob: see?

[20:21] Tree: well then, you might've done too much

[20:22] Sweaty Bob: lol

[20:22] Sweaty Bob: nah e was cool i think

[20:22] Sweaty Bob: but i wud have to take er somewhere 2 do mor

[20:22] Sweaty Bob: brb txtin her

[20:22] Tree: yeah

[20:22] Sweaty Bob: txt sms

[20:22] Sweaty Bob: txt = sms

[20:23] Tree: I know

[20:23] Sweaty Bob: k

[20:23] Sweaty Bob: sent it

[20:23] Sweaty Bob: weee

[20:24] *** "Sweaty Bob" signed off at Sat Jan 07 20:24:38 2006.

[20:24] *** "Sweaty Bob" signed on at Sat Jan 07 20:24:53 2006.

[20:33] Tree: hey

[20:33] Sweaty Bob: hety?

[20:33] Sweaty Bob: hey/

[20:33] Sweaty Bob: ?

[20:34] Tree: dude, how hammered are you?

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: i duno

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: only

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: 13 cans

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: and im drinkin a pint now

[20:34] Tree: lol

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: but im soberin

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: up no

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: w

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: xD

[20:34] Tree: yeah

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: wearing offffff

[20:34] Sweaty Bob: but i got a can left and some vodka

[20:35] Tree: did you do anything crazy while you were really beat?

[20:35] Sweaty Bob: start on sean 4 times

[20:35] Sweaty Bob: nd lovin me jade

[20:35] Tree: yeah

[20:35] Tree: lol

[20:35] Sweaty Bob: sean was a ****

[20:35] Sweaty Bob: he was going your ****ing pissing me off man **** off

[20:35] Sweaty Bob: i went I AINT EVEN SAID ANYTHING SO SHUT THE **** UP

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: nd started pushing him about

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: then we walked off

[20:36] Tree: you beat him up?

[20:36] Tree: awww

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: then later on he stared saying some ****

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: and i was full on up for it

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: took me bag full of beer off me bk

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: took me coat off

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: then went up right to him

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: had a go

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: he was like **** off

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: nd some girl dragged me away

[20:36] Tree: lol

[20:36] Tree: was she a beaut?

[20:36] Sweaty Bob: then later on he came apoligised for being a ****

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: yea was me biatch >>>>>.

[20:37] Tree: sounds like a ****

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: he wa

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: s

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: he staretd it

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: then he couldnt take it when i was going go mental on im

[20:37] Tree: yeah

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: we were both pissed as fuk

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: but still cud have knocked him to da ground

[20:37] Tree: yeah

[20:37] Sweaty Bob: look at time

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: migh watch a movie

[20:38] Tree: with jade?

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: nah she aint home

[20:38] Tree: sucks

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: its 1:40am here

[20:38] Tree: dang

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: lol

[20:38] Tree: go to bed, man

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: nah

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: ahhhhhh coke

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: and i got some choclate

[20:38] Tree: or just go wander around the streets

[20:38] Sweaty Bob: nah

[20:39] Tree: lol

[20:39] Sweaty Bob: dont wan get beaten up

[20:39] Tree: yeah, true

[20:39] Sweaty Bob: weird ppl out this time

[20:39] Sweaty Bob: lol

[20:39] Tree: lol

[20:39] Sweaty Bob: what film shall i watch

[20:39] *** "Sweaty Bob" signed off at Sat Jan 07 20:39:38 2006.

[Guest MadBadger]

i went I AINT EVEN SAID ANYTHING SO SHUT THE **** UP

 

This guy from my way by any chance? :lol:

 

Get alot of that in Croydon just kick em in the groin and their down and out.

 

funny tree funny.