Mario 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Douchebag seems to have forgotten a few things, as there are a few differences betweeen murders and gaming-related murders: 1)Given a choice between a bat and a gun, when a firearm is more powerful than a wooden stick, isn't the choice obvious? 2)A real murderer weaned on games knows not to leave any evidence laying around waiting to be discovered, as detailed in the main objectives. 3)Gamer murderers ALWAYS hide the bodies before exiting the door to load the next area of the house. 4)Was any part of the house in disarray? If a gamer was involved, the place would have been spotless, as video games taught us the virtues of being compulsive neat freaks and the ancient ways of Feng-Shui. 5)If by any chance the murder was botched, a gamer murderer always knows to reload their save file, exit to the main menu, or hit the reset button. i know this prob would happen but i thought this was funny anyway Share this post Link to post
