Guest Rabbit Posted June 29, 2006 1. I hate it when people ask you about a movie you haven't seen, or a game you haven't played. When you haven't seen the movie, either you lie and say you did, to fit along, or you be honest, and say you have not seen it. If you lie and say yes, then they start joking about things you've seen in the movie, or ask you if you want to play online in the game, and you have to lie even more. But, if you're honest, and say you haven't seen the movie or played the game, then usually whoever you're talking about, starts ruining it and explaining everything that happens, or they bore you to death talking about something you have no clue or care about. * (See asterisk at bottom) 2. I hate those "Amazing Video" TV shows. Ya know, those videos where there are car accidents, police chases, explosions, fires, floods, and much more? I hate it when something happens, and EVERY ****ing moron is always like "I was wondering if I ever going to see my son again. My life flashed before my eyes..." You darn morons. You were definitely NOT thinking about your wife. You weren't thinking about what kinds of amazing adventures you went through in the 7th grade. Instead, you were thinking, "How the **** do I get out of this situation?!?" 3. I hate it when I'm in a classroom, and I have a mechanical pencil. First off, let me say, I never buy pencils. Instead, as everyone does, I find them on the floor, or on tables. There's just that one forgetful kid who buys a crapload of school supplies. Anyway. Everyone has their own little panic attack when they run out of lead for their mechanical pencil. Everyone does. You think to yourself, "oh ****, what am I gonna write with now?." Well, lets say your pencil is a 0.7 lead pencil. I hate it when you ask out loud, "does anyone ever have .7 lead?" Because there's always the freaking moron who says, "I have 0.5!" I don't need ****ing point 5 lead you ****ing moron. Oh, and don't deny it, EVERY single one of you has done this. Even I have. 4. I hate it when you're at a party, and there's only one piece of Pizza, or one piece of Cake left. You and one other person both come over to that piece. BOTH of you always say, "no, you can have it. Please, go ahead, no you, please, take it." But, you know that inside your head, you're always like "**** YOU. I WANT THAT ****ING LAST PIECE. JUST LET ME TAKE IT ALREADY, YOU PIECE OF ****!" And then, when they take the last piece (which always happens), you ****ing hate their guts. 5. Last one for now. I hate when you're eating something, and someone asks you if they can have some of whatever it is. I don't care what it is, it can be cookies, gummy worms, nachos, whatever... It pisses me off when someone asks if they can have it, cause, it's hard to say no. But, even if you appear nice about it, and give them some of it, in your mind, you think, "****, this means less for me!!!! What the ****!" And if you do say no, then they call you selfish. And you know what's even worse? When later on, you ask someone else if you can have a piece of whatever munchy they're eating, they say "No. It's mine. **** you and your nagginess." * Some of the members in these forums have been IMing me nonstop about this crap. Oh, and, sorry for the swearing. Lucky there's a sensor. Share this post Link to post
Guest Rabbit Posted June 29, 2006 6. I hate it when you talk for a while, or write something with creativity, and all you get is a simple reply of "I agree." or, "Ehh, yep." http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=s...G=Google+Search Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted June 29, 2006 Seems to be you're being to nice too often. Share this post Link to post
TheBlackOut 7 Posted June 29, 2006 Seems to be you're being to nice too often. Yah, I mean if someone wants some of your cake say, "Step off bitch!" and if they say you're selfish then pull out teh shotgun on their ass. Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted June 29, 2006 Whilst it is possible to double post over a 30 second window accidently. It is not possible to accidently double post over a time period of 3 minutes... Yah, I mean if someone wants some of your cake say, "Step off bitch!" and if they say you're selfish then pull out teh shotgun on their ass. Yeah, I bet that happens a lot over there huh. Share this post Link to post
BWare 0 Posted June 29, 2006 I dunno... saying "No!! MINE!!!!" when someone asks you for a gummy worm is a good way to lose friends fast :lol: Remember what they taught you about sharing in Kindergarten? All that commie crap? Yeah. Share this post Link to post
Riparius 0 Posted June 29, 2006 I haven't seen so many stars in a text until now :lol: , but it's true, so true.... Share this post Link to post
Guest Rabbit Posted June 29, 2006 Yep. This is something pretty much everyone has to deal with. Share this post Link to post
F15pilotX 4 Posted June 29, 2006 Seems to be you're being to nice too often. Yah, I mean if someone wants some of your cake say, "Step off bitch!" and if they say you're selfish then pull out teh shotgun on their ass. I'm sure you have a shotgun right there leaning against the wall in the dining room (or whereever you eat :lol:) @Hypno, love your ending to #6 Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 41 Posted June 29, 2006 I've never asked for lead nor do I carry .5. Not to mention, I was always prepared. ****er. Share this post Link to post
WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0 Posted June 29, 2006 I search the leads in the floor....im a poor (lazy) person and i dont ask for food to my friends, i just take it, and they do the same (no body its gonna die for that, thats why i hate the people thats says !!NO!!ITS MINE!!!!) Share this post Link to post
Guest MadBadger Posted June 29, 2006 I hate it when Bitch gets my threads locked.... ohh and I'm gona go back to calling you that..... waste of space.... Naaa Ima big one for blagging free stuff off people hell I must have saved about £100 by being friends with the cafe lady (ahhh hell she was cute anyway ) Also that whole ppl IMing you about games..... ALL THE FCKING TIME!!!! hahaha I got about 6-7 people who wana play with me me and my ZH talent oh yes yall know i pwn!!! Mind you Hypno Ima start bugging you about ZH You a good person to play with..... not anoying and rather helpfull As for the Mech Pencil..... just go and buy a load of shop brand HB pencils.... If I can get 20 from Tescos for 30p or so I think you can do better in the USA (get one of them funky sharpeners in a box empty the sharpening on the floor like everyone else..... just don't get caught ) And Gangsta.... please for the love of all things female and sexy..... CALM THE HELL DOWN! (when I gota tell you to calm down you know you are spaming too much ) Share this post Link to post
WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Ohh and I'm gona go back to calling you that..... waste of space.... NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo :cry: :cry: i want to die..........................................well its ok no? I hate it when Bitch gets my threads locked Only get one of your threads locked (I pushed Beowulf to it (just to see what happens)) And Gangsta.... please for the love of all things female and sexy..... CALM THE HELL DOWN! (when I gota tell you to calm down you know you are spaming too much ) Agree Naaa Ima big one for blagging free stuff off people hell I must have saved about £100 by being friends with the cafe lady (ahhh hell she was cute anyway ) I got about 6-7 people who wana play with me me and my ZH talent oh yes yall know i pwn!!! Wow, you are your own god :shock: Share this post Link to post
Guest MadBadger Posted June 29, 2006 Wow, you are god :shock: Well... Im... Im.... Oh Geee.... ummm Shucks.... Thanks.... Im no God.... A DemiGod maybe Share this post Link to post
WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Wow, you are your own god :shock: Well... Im... Im.... Oh Geee.... ummm Shucks.... Thanks.... Im no God.... A british god maybe Share this post Link to post
Guest MadBadger Posted June 29, 2006 Wow, you are your own god :shock: Well... Im... Im.... Oh Geee.... ummm Shucks.... Thanks.... Im no God.... A british god maybe Jesus H. Christ! Thats the best you can come up with? 'a British God'? and saying I'm my own god? Christ.... thats.... like.... primary school stuff...... Ima DemiGod, face it Bitch Share this post Link to post
WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Ima DemiGod, face it Bitch Ok, ok.............. you´re a Demigod, !!!!you´re a Demigod!!!!! ................................Happy now? :blech: :blech: :blech: :blech: :blech: :blech: *** MadBadger: yes i´m happy*** :blech: :blech: :blech: :blech: :blech:Sometimes you need to let the baby have its bottle... Share this post Link to post
TheBlackOut 7 Posted June 29, 2006 Seriously man, stop trying to be funny. <_< Also, you and Badger an item? I mean you guys are always at it with each other. Share this post Link to post
WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Seriously man, stop trying to be funny. <_< That wasnt a joke, fool :? Also, you and Badger an item? I mean you guys are always at it with each other. You can bring it on PS: MadBadger started bothering Share this post Link to post
Sonic 296 Posted June 29, 2006 Way to go guys, another thread locked :roll: Share this post Link to post