How the Masked Shah stole Zombie Apocolypse Christmas Part 1

[Masked Shah 5]

I had several ideas for stories, so I said f*ck it... I'll merge them all. I dunno know if it'll be good... but here we go.

 

How the Masked Shah stole Zombie Apocolypse Christmas

A story of betrayal, violence, zombies, crossdressing, and yuletide wet t-shirt contests... part 1

 

The Masked Shah prepares in front of a camera as he waiting to address the UN with new demands and a new hostage.

Jadin- You are on in 3... 2... 1...

 

The UN leaders come back from lunch just then they are bothered with a large screen image of the Masked Shah

 

Masked Shah- Bahaha! I have taken 50 Cent hostage! If...

 

General Granger shuts off the screen...

 

Jadin- My lord, they cut you off...

 

Masked Shah- 50, I thought you said you were a famous entertainer. What in the f*ck..?

 

50 Cent- I am, and I am a straight up hardcore gangster.. you know what I mean... I'm just saying... I'm just saying...

 

Masked Shah- They shut off the communications when the heard "cent". The whole name 50 cent, and if I had said 50 people or 50 warheads.... but no I had to finish with 50 cent... this is so weak.

 

50 Cent- ain't no one harder than me... you know what I'm saying... I got shot six times, and they ain't killed me yet, not yet.

 

The Shah pulls out a .45 and caps 50 Cent's stupid ass.

 

Masked Shah- Maybe 7th time is a charm. Hell, Tupac wasn't this talkitive when we shot him.

 

Jadin- We shot him the first time he became 1 pac, shot him again he became no pac.

 

Jarmen comes walking into the royal chamber...

 

Jarmen K- Sir, I do believe there is someone here to see you...

 

Masked Shah- What?! F*ck Jarmen I'm f*cking busy... I gotta finish the hostage demands to the UN.

 

Jarmen K- *looks at the dead 50 Cent* Yeah rrrrrrright... Well I am afraid it someone of upmost great importance...

 

Masked Shah- I don't care if it's the pope, F*ck off...

 

Shah catches a glimpse of Kane behind the door.

 

Masked Shah- KANE!! Come in come in!

Jarmen, why didn't you let Kane earlier you prick... *Jarmen gives Kane a dirty look*

Mr. Kane I hope this has nothing to do with the cable bill we owe you.

 

Kane- No no, I am here on other business. I seen your attempt to address the UN did do so well...

 

Masked Shah- Well yeah, it was a cluster f*cked...

 

Kane- Hmm... mind if I? *points to camera*

 

Masked Shah- Sure sure..

 

The UN are once again bothered, this time with a screen image of Kane. Everyone gasps...

 

Kane- Attention UN leaders this is Kane... How are you doing?

*everyone trembles* I am giving 30 minutes to meet the demands of my friend here *pulls over Masked Shah as he waves* or there will be hell to pay.

*turn to Shah* What are your demands again?

 

Masked Shah- Marvel Civil War hardback issues

 

Kane gives the Shah a disgusted pitiful look and turns back to the camera.

 

Kane- He wants the blueprints to the latest V3 rocket technology, and a sample of the "Romero" flu. You have 30 minutes to solve his problem... or I will release Ashlee Simpson from her cage, and she do concerts agian.

 

UN Leaders- Oh no!! You Bastard!! Inhuman!! *some women faint*

 

Kane- Tata... *blows kiss*

 

The screen shuts off and the UN scrambles to get the demands. Kane turns from the camera and steps over 50's body

 

Masked Shah- That was AMAZING!!!

 

Kane- Yes yes *yawn* So on to business, I need you to kidnap a certain someone for me... high profile... can you do it? *gives Shah a photo*

 

Masked Shah- *looks at photo* Yah, I think I can... I got a tunnel running up there. I can see if I could send the army of Mohammeds to do it... I'll personally over see it...

 

Kane- Your personal army eh? I could talk to them about the nature of the mission, while you can over see the clean up of this mess...

 

Masked Shah- Sounds good... ok... we'll carry out the operation tonight.

MAHAHAHA!!!

*shouts* JADIN!!! GET A MOP AND BUCKET ON THIS SH*T!!!

 

Kane walks out to court yard and looks out at the army of Mohameds now in formation.

Kane give a glare of his true evil intentions... and then breaks into a musical http://www.tannerbagley.com/song1.mp3

CLICK AND SING ALONG

Be prepared from Lion King

 

Kane-

I never thought them essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain

But maybe they've a glimmer of potential

If allied to my vision and brain

*steps up to address them*

 

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

 

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

 

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

 

Mohammed 1- And where do we feature?

 

Kane- Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues!

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

 

Mohammed 2- Yeah! Be prepared. We'll be prepared! For what?

 

Kane- For the death of the Shah

 

Mohammed 2- Is he sick?

 

Kane- No, fool! We're going to kill him. And Jadin, too

 

Mohammed 1- Great idea! Who needs a Shah?

 

Mohammeds- No Shah, no Shah! La la la la la!

 

Kane- Idiots! There will be a Shah!

 

Mohammed 2- But you said...

 

Kane- I will be your new Shah! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!

 

Mohammeds- Yay, all right! Long live the Shah!

Long live the Shah!

 

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a Shah who'll be all-time adored

 

Kane- Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

 

Kane and Chorus-So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam Oooooo, la-la-la!

Meticulous planning We'll have food!

Tenacity spanning Lots of food

Decades of denial We repeat

Is simply why I'll Endless meat

Be king undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

 

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -

Be prepared!

 

2 B Continued

[Mario 0]

:rofl::rofl: good laugh as always

[Acerz492 1]

Absolutly brilliant man.

 

Nice ta see yeh again too.

[F15pilotX 4]

or I will release Ashlee Simpson from her cage, and she do concerts agian.