Change of Management (a short)

[Masked Shah 5]

The Shah walks around like a zombie... as Kane sits in his throne. He walks into a wall, again and again...

 

Kane- What the hell?

Is he always this fussy?

 

Jadin- *clears throat in fear* Y-y-yes sir, he's a bit of a dependant type ...

 

Masked Shah- They're trying to catch me riding dirty, they're trying to catch me riding dirty....

 

Kane- I tried killing him earlier, but he seems to be immuned to Tiberium and all types of poisons...

 

Jadin- Well, he does have a lot of accidents with the toxin tractors.

 

Kane- ... *watching the Shah running into wall*

 

Masked Shah- Grab your glocks when you see Tupac, grab your glocks when you see Tupac...

 

Jadin- A lot of accidents... *clears throat*

 

Kane- Oh well, it doesn't matter much now. He was subjected to high levels of brainwashing. He's does not pose a real danger to me.

 

The Masked Shah stumbles into a new direction and trips into a sneak attack tunnel. Kane evil laugh echos through the palace, Shodirkadirka is now under NOD control...

[F15pilotX 4]

Uh-oh, take it back Shah! I might even send some orcas and KRs to help

[TheBlackOut 7]

Uh-oh, take it back Shah! I might even send some orcas and KRs to help

 

You will do no such thing! The Masked Shah poses more of a threat than the Brotherhood!

[Alphabear 11]

Uh-oh, take it back Shah! I might even send some orcas and KRs to help

 

You will do no such thing! The Masked Shah poses more of a threat than the Brotherhood!

 

Nah, GDI has an off the books deal with shah

[TheBlackOut 7]

He's still not a force to be taken lightly, even when the Shah is high he is very deadly... On purpose or by accident.. But he's still deadly. :x

 

Never said this:

 

Great story Shah,

 

Though donno why I should, all your stories are great.

[F15pilotX 4]

Oh, you think Shah can stop the combined force of GDI and the Air Force? What nonsense

 

 

 

 

 

 

And yea, he never has a bad story....

[Mario 0]

Oh, you think Shah can stop the combined force of GDI and the Air Force? What nonsense

 

yes he could you could throw the world at him and he'd still stop it all

[Azrael 0]

How about Necrons? Will Shah be able to stop them?

[Masked Shah 5]

Part 2: Buying Loyalty

 

Jadin and Jarmen Kell sit outside the palace steps

 

Jadin- Well, we got a new ruler...

 

Jarmen K- Yep.

 

Jadin- I'm thinking rebellion

 

Jarmen K- Me too...

 

Both Jadin and Jarmen charge into the royal chambers to address Kane. Kane sitting in on the throne looks up.

 

Jadin- We've been talking...

 

Jarmen K- Yeah and we feel that you're not good for Shodirkadirka.

 

Jadin- In a matter of weeks, you turned our country from a miners and mules friendly area into a laser weapons factory...

 

Jarmen K- These Nod troops come in and bring their black only clothes stores...

 

Jadin- and soap!

 

Kane slowly rises, and stretches....

He turns to view the newly installed monitors, stares abit and turns back to his would-be ursuppers.

 

Kane- Jarmen Kell, 27 years old... Harvard Law Graduate, you worked 6 years in America. A wealthy attourney you found yourself in the crossroads when the GLA went to war. In order to protect your country and it's neighbors you enlisted into the GLA, at first as a foot solider. When it was discovered you had superior marksman skills as a sniper, you were given new rank and class. The GLA leaders sent you here to Shodirkadirka to babysit their former Shah. The GLA couldn't simply kick Shodirkadirka off their alliance, they needed their funding. Alas the remaining GLA fell, and for the last past year you were stuck living and serving here. You had to deal with the Shah's incompetance, you watched as his attempts for the last year and a half to restore the GLA fold. All attempts to restore GLA is hopeless, and you have been passed for rank and reduced to scrubing the Shah's toilets.

Mr. Kell, I am left to ask you just one question....

 

Jarmen K- Yes... (arms crossed)

 

Kane- Would you like a to be my new personal master-at-arms?

 

Jarmen Kell- Pay?

 

Kane- 3 times more.

 

Jarmen Kell- car?

 

Kane- Red company sportscar, with personal parking

 

Jarmen Kell- Office?

 

Kane- With secretary.

 

Jarmen Kell- F*ck yeah, who should I beat for you first?

 

Jadin- You can't buy my loyalty Kane!!! I remain totally loyal to the Shah!!

 

Kane- Jadin Bin Hidin, 22 years old Shodirkadirka native. You spent the last 4 years serving the Shah, after it was discovered you were the only one in the country who could count. You do most of the clerical office paperwork that passes through royal offices. You are deemed weaker and frail for any real outdoor work, so you are picked on by the other rebels.

Some people suspect you gay... *His eyebrow raises slightly*

 

Jadin- Well? I'm NOT!

 

Kane- Yes, I know that. You are not gay, my friend. You happen to be very straight.

*Brief pause*

But I know about your little secret, the one you kept hidden from everyone... including from Jarmen, and even the Shah.

 

Jarmen Kell- You been hiding something from me, Bin Hidin?

 

Kane- Indeed, he has...

 

Jadin- No... You couldn't...

 

Kane- The secret that could destroy you, and everything you worked so hard to build.

 

Kane- Oh no, please no.

 

Jarmen Kell- Aha Secret!! What is it, what is it?

 

Jadin- Mr.Kane, I respectfully apologise. I will follow you... I swear *Jadin looks beaten*

 

Kane- That's more like it... Now you will be the staff, you will be Jarmen Kell's new secretary...

 

Jarmen Kell- Sh*t, there goes the hopes for a blonde with double Ds.

 

Kane- Well then, I expect you to go to work now... shoo be off.

 

Jarmen and a sad Jadin leave the royal chamber.

Kane go back to his throne admiring an episode of "Yo Mama" on MTV 2

[Mario 0]

i wanna know Jadin's secret

[Masked Shah 5]

Writing that chapter tomorrow...

 

MAHAHAHA!!!

[JahSpoR 0]

Jadin = Bin Hidin = Bin Ladins 46.th son... ? :wtf:

[Masked Shah 5]

Nope... I NEVER relate my story to Al Queda... NEVER WILL...

That is the standard I will always have...

 

hmmm...

But you did give me an idea for a story.

 

But No, Jadin's secret chapter will be posted later... then you can build theories.

[Mario 0]

actually Shah coulsnt srop necrons he couldnt even stop NOD taking over

[Masked Shah 5]

But there more chapters to go... Jeffy boy.

[Mario 0]

and i look forward to reading them