Dinner: A human Recipe.

[DakuudaHym 0]

For this recipe you will need the following:

 

- Several billion humans

- A sprinkle of meteor dust.

- A tenderising agent (Kane)

 

Start off with a nice moist serving platter, choose a planet with plenty of water (can't have it going all dry on us.)

 

Secondly grow a load of humans.

 

Next bake humans in the sun for a few thousand years.

 

Add a tenderising agent (Kane) to tenderize the meat, using the "war" method.

 

Finally add a sprinkle of meteor dust.

 

Keep watching for a few thousand years, until the mix goes a nice golden-green colour.

 

When the Philadelphia timer makes a noise, your meal is ready.

 

Serve.

 

Feeds 2-4 million

 

 

Enjoy.

[Luk3us 63]

Ahh... So that are the true intentions of the visitors... I knew it!

[Guest Rabbit]

Is there a boneless recipe?

[Saracen 16]

I wouldn't worry too much about bones. There should be at least 1 vegetarian alternative

[Azrael 0]

Whoah. So were, ahem, kibbles for Scrin?

[Mario 0]

[Cygnus X-1 12]

is there really a point?

 

then again, funness of Scrinnies eating humans

 

then Nod blowing the hell out of them (after a few healthy servings of GDI, of course)

[Dim4uk 0]

When zone troops die Aliens don't eat them instead Nod using their corpses to make improved cyborgs moahahaha.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Actually that would be kind of cool if the Forgotten or somebody did that later on, only instead of Cyborgs they created more mutant creatures to help them out or something

[F15pilotX 4]

is there really a point?

 

then again, funness of Scrinnies eating humans

 

then Nod blowing the hell out of them (after a few healthy servings of GDI, of course)

I'm afraid you have it backwards, my friend :wink:

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Hmm, after seeing that video where the GDI engineer resurects the Nod Avatar mech to fight for GDI....I think I might.

 

O wait, nvm, along came Kane