How many wives do you have?

[Masked Shah 5]

How many wives do you have? How many does it take to do your laundry? or wash the dishes?

How many do you take in the bed in the evenings? Do they cook well?

 

A curious Shah wants to know, none of mine do a damn thing except shop...

then they divorce me afterward... and take some of the Palace furniture...

 

It's so lonely at times...

 

Then I think about blowing this forum up with a dirty bomb

 

then puts the smile back on my face

 

Do you have someone dear to you? EXPLAIN NOW or suffer the children!!!!

MAHAHAHA

 

 

[Mina Synd 0]

i wish i did... *sad lonely violin music* ;.;

[Luk3us 63]

lol.... Nope not after my ****.

[TheBlackOut 7]

For 10 bucks an hour they are the sweetest people ever...

 

Oh... people that matter you say? No...

[Mina Synd 0]

... o_O oookie then...

[Masked Shah 5]

Mina Synd, I would like to make you one of my wives...

 

but flowers like you are more beautiful when they remain unplucked...

 

*Bows gracefully as Rebels behind him chuckle, and try to contain themselves from laughing at the Shah*

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Well, apparently I've been married to Samantha Carter in an alternate dimension. That's about it. Shepherd gets to them before I do.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Do you have someone dear to you? EXPLAIN NOW or suffer the children!!!!

Simply put, yes. No explanation though. I'll leave you wondering and the explanation is not even what you'd expect...

[Mina Synd 0]

i'm not sure if i should feel relieved or offended xD either way i think i'm glad he ran XDDD

[Luk3us 63]

Why is it, that when I read DDs post I automatically think of something plastic? heheheh mauahhahaha.

[mormreed 0]

Why is it, that when I read DDs post I automatically think of something plastic? heheheh mauahhahaha.

that's all i can say to that on these forums

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Why is it, that when I read DDs post I automatically think of something plastic? heheheh mauahhahaha.

That's something you'd expect though but no, that's not it. Not even...

[TheBlackOut 7]

That's something you'd expect though but no, that's not it. Not even...

Men?

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Men?

I knew you'd go there... Have a cookie for being the most creative person to grace the Earth.

I ran out of places you could go anyway... damn. <_<

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Your hand?

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Your hand?

That's something you'd expect again. But stop guessing, Blackout was right anyway.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Ah, so you're hiding the truth. Thanks for informing me.

 

Anyway, wives: Samantha Carter in an alternate universe. That's it. What about everyone else?

 

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Alternate universes don't count.

 

And what do you mean by hiding the truth? He was right but I am _not_ gay. I go both ways.

[TheBlackOut 7]

Alternate universes don't count.

 

And what do you mean by hiding the truth? He was right but I am _not_ gay. I go both ways.

Like an Ace of Spades! Oh wait... I think the joke is a bi-sexual...

[Luk3us 63]

Anyway, wives: Samantha Carter in an alternate universe. That's it. What about everyone else?

 

She is rather old tbh. I'd say Vala, but I don't really like her.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Kneel down ye sinners, to Streetwise religion.

[Mina Synd 0]

is there a reason you said kneel after DD said he's bi? XP

[Luk3us 63]

Wait, hang the **** on, why did I not read DD's post? Your bi?

 

Eww....

 

Only chicks may be bi, when its guys its just ick.

Edited April 16, 2008 by Luk3us

[Doctor Destiny 41]

is there a reason you said kneel after DD said he's bi? XP

I sure hope not.

 

Wait, hang the **** on, why did I not read DD's post? Your bi?

 

Eww....

 

Only chicks may be bi, when its guys its just ick.

You just blew it... I wanted some Kiwi lovin' too...

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

No reason at all. Just random Motley Crue lyrics. You're supposed to continue the song, you know...

Edited April 16, 2008 by Dr. Rodney McKay