The Marriage of Masked Shah PART 0.1 (a Shah short)

[Masked Shah 5]

*Mina has been held captive for over a week, the Shah prepares for wedding arrangements. The Epitaph Palace is adorned with flowers, wedding decor, and GLA propaganda*

 

Jadin- *Approaches the Shah* Greeting your Worshipfullness

 

Mashed Shah- Ah Jadin, have you sent the invitations?

 

Jadin- Yes sire, I also sent invites to that new Alien Faction as well.

 

Masked Shah- Ah yes, the Scr*tums...

 

Jadin- The Scrin...

 

Masked Shah- Yes the Scr*tums, have any of the Foreskins replied back?

 

Jadin- Um, you mean the Foreman... Yes they sent gifts as well...

 

Masked Shah- Any weapons? *hopeful*

 

Jadin- Actually... kinda... they expect you to give gifts... to them... *Points toward a Mothership with cannons point toward Palace*

 

Masked Shah- Rrrright... Basken Robbins Coupons it is...

 

Jarmen Kel- *Approaches the Shah* Sir, we have a new recruit

 

Masked Shah- Really???... *cough* Really...

 

Jarmen Kel- Yes he's a Doctor no less...

 

Masked Shah- Excellent, where is this new warrior for the cause?

 

Jarmen Kel- He's treating some of the men...

 

*Camera cuts to a GLA hospital, Doctor Destiny is running after a bleeding Rebel with a circular saw...*

 

Doctor Destiny- Son-of-a-b*tch!!! Come back!!! I forgot the anestitics...

 

Bleeding Rebel- No no Youcrazyashole!! Youtrykillme!!! Youmakemeswear inspanish!! Idon'tevenknowthespanish!!!

 

Doctor Destiny- Quit being a little b*tch, and take your medicine!!! *Swings a hammer at rebel and misses, and then throws it at him*

 

Bleeding Rebel- Nononono!! Younodothis!!!

 

*Leaps over the table and sends a slide kicks to the Rebel's crotch, sends him flying*

 

Doctor Destiny- Gotcha B*tch!! Now gimme the sore tooth!! *Runs circular saw*

 

*The Masked Shah turns and walks into a camera room, where he will address the CNCNZ Council. The CNCNZ Council assembles at their HQ located at a local Dairy Queen.*

 

Masked Shah- Greetings gentlemen, I am the Masked Shah of Shodirkadirka... um... How are... you?

 

Luk3us- *Dressed in a victorian tophat and suit* You will not get away with this!! You vile Beast!!!

 

Masked Shah- Ah but I already have, in a few weeks Mina Synd will be my new queen!!

 

Luk3us- No you boob, you totally scuffed my Jordans you *ss!!

 

Sonic- *Dressed as Captain America* You will release Sung Mina at once!!!

 

Masked Shah- You mean Mina Synd...

 

Sonic- No, Sung Mina....

 

Masked Shah- No, I have a Mina Synd...

 

Sonic- Wait who we talking about again? Sung Mina, cute cut korean chick, perfect body, tight small skirt and top?

 

Masked Shah- No, Mina Synd, short red haired, tomboy, baggy military fatigues....

 

Sonic- *Turns around to other members, and shrugs and turn back to address Shah* Um, when is the due date to rescue her?

 

Masked Shah- You could try Tuesday...

 

Zee Hypnotist- *Dressed as a Bananna* Tuesday is bad for me, I'm watching Cloverfield on DVD with my girlfriend.

 

Sonic- Yeah Tuesday is no good...

 

Masked Shah- How about next Weekend?

 

Jah$phor- K, That's cool... um yeah... *everyone agrees*

 

2 B Conitinued...

Edited April 27, 2008 by Masked Shah

[Luk3us 63]

Woot I get to be sophisticated!

[Doctor Destiny 41]

I'm not that crazy... I wouldn't have forgotten the anesthetic.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

If I'm not in one of these in a major or recurring role, I'll restart Project Arcturus.

[Mina Synd 0]

... XD; i hate you. none the less still funny >>; i'm just not sure where this story is gonna head... just remember this is a general forum so don't even try to go into any adult areas ;

[Louis EX 0]

I WANT TO BE A SUPPORTING CHARACTER AT LEAST!!!

[Luk3us 63]

Dibs, on hiring an assassin to off dear old Shah.

[Mina Synd 0]

i second that vote XD