Ackerman Conceeds Defeat

[Sonic 295]

Barack Obama may have won, but John McCain was not the only loser on the US Election night. Howard T.Ackerman, everyone's favourite President in the Red Alert universe, has posted his concession speech on the Official C&C Site.

 

My friends, it is with a heavy heart and a vengeful spirit that I now stand before you. Last night, the American people spoke, and they spoke with a deafening and definitive voice for change. Unfortunately, it was not the kind of change we had envisioned. It was not the kind of change that calls for a 9000% percent budget increase for defense and experimental weaponry. It was not the kind of change that calls for armoring dolphins, sexier commandos, and battleships the size of Hawaii. It was not the kind of change that demanded preemptive strikes on enemies and possible enemies. While I salute my opponent and acknowledge his victory, I urge him to not ignore the 43 people that wrote Howard Ackerman on their ballots. Now is the time to work across party lines, transcend partisanship, and achieve the common goal of making America the absolute and unquestioned ruler of the planet. I thank you for your support.

 

Screw 'em all,

Howard T.Ackerman

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[Nmenth 291]

Hmm... too bad, he could have been a great American president. Gone down in history as the man that singlehandedly ran the American economy into the Earth's core.

But really, isn't armored dolphins worth it?

I wonder if he did get 43 write-in votes, I wouldn't be surprised...

[G0NE2W4R 0]

Wow...What kind of president would Ackerman have been! And did 43 people actually wrote Howard Ackerman on the ballots

[General Leang 0]

Pity. There is room for more people with his 'screw'em all' policy.

[Duke 0]

I think it's fairly fair to say that collectively the U.S already comes across as wielding that policy...