When the rapture comes, what happens to your pets?

[Luk3us 63]

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

 

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each

Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

 

We are currently active in 20 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

 

We currently cover the following states:

Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Montana ... and growing.

 

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

 

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.

 

Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.

 

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

[Wee_Ooh 0]

They don't cover New York? What the hell am I going to do with my dog and cat now?!

[Doctor Destiny 41]

This is so fail. I can't even laugh at this.

[BioBen 3]

Get rich quick win

[VampireA05 0]

wow....God put heavy price tag for entry fee...

[Malevolence 6]

It's a scam. Why bother. If you have too much money you can always feel free to donate some to Sonic to expand on the CNCNZ site.

[Luk3us 63]

This is so fail. I can't even laugh at this.

 

Because it is or isn't a joke?

[F15pilotX 4]

pr0

 

 

What some people think of...just wow.

Edited September 10, 2009 by F15pilotX