Riddle Question

[Luk3us 63]

Ok here is a lame one...

 

You're in a real cold house at night. Its getting dark. You only have one match. Nearby there is a candle and a wood buring stove.

 

What do you light first?

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Ofcourse the match first. That's a question for kindergarten children

[Luk3us 63]

Damn. Thought that would work on you....

 

Here's another one then....

 

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

 

And one more..

 

Give me food, and I will live, though give me water, and I will die.

 

What am I then?

[J-Fire_Man 0]

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

Water... 8)

 

Give me food, and I will live, though give me water, and I will die.

 

What am I then?

Fire...the food is paper, and the water is water, hehehe....

[Luk3us 63]

DAMN IT!!!!

 

Don't worry I'll get you.....

 

Here we go.....

 

 

From the beginning of eternity. To the end of time and space. To the beginning of every end. And the end of every place.

 

What am I?

[J-Fire_Man 0]

The answer is Time 8)

[Luk3us 63]

No.... The answer is the letter e

 

See I'll show you..

 

From the beginning of eternity.

 

Which is of course a e

 

To the end of time and space.

 

Which both end in e

 

To the beginning of every end.

 

Which starts with a e

 

And the end of every place.

 

Which ends in a e

 

 

hehhehe. I win... heheheeheh

[FlaK 0]

ha ha good one.

[Malebranche 0]

Sorry for the translation, it's a bit problematic. Here are some:

 

This is the thing that eats everything

Beasts, birds, trees, flowers.

Steel and iron are it food,

And the hard stone by it milled;

Kings are finished, cities destroyed,

And the highest mountain is made small.

 

Like death I don't have heat,

I live, but without breathing;

Without thirsty, always drinking

Armoured, without jingling.

 

And this classical one:

What do I have in my pocket?

[GeneralZ 0]

pen or pencil?

[J-Fire_Man 0]

No.... The answer is the letter e

Smart.....

[GeneralZ 0]

Where's the jokes section? I don't know how to start a new topic.

Anyway here's this one: A cheetah and a lion are playing cards. The lion says "Hey! You're a cheetah (cheater)!" The cheetah responds "No I'm not! You're lion (lying)!"

[GeneralZ 0]

For Malebranche's riddles:

 

This is the thing that eats everything

Beasts, birds, trees, flowers.

Steel and iron are it food,

And the hard stone by it milled;

Kings are finished, cities destroyed,

And the highest mountain is made small.

 

Oxygen?

 

Like death I don't have heat,

I live, but without breathing;

Without thirsty, always drinking

Armoured, without jingling.

 

Trees?

[GeneralZ 0]

I'm not good with riddles with an object as the answer. :bang:

[J-Fire_Man 0]

Wow, impressive, 3 posts in a row :roll: Why are you so often spliting up your posts into many posts anyway?

[Luk3us 63]

Its called spamming....

[Malebranche 0]

In DGNF there are means to join the posts automatically in this situation. Anyway all answers are wrong.

[GeneralZ 0]

i can't help it. I type something and post it. After I post it, another thought comes to my head. ask the webmaster to allow merging posts

[Luk3us 63]

Well you don't have to just keep posting if you think of something.

 

Just edit the orignal post.... duh...

[GeneralZ 0]

oh. never thought of it :lol:

[J-Fire_Man 0]

well, now you know about it, so I hope you're lucky