Uncle Yerik

[Thierry 0]

The Lessons of Uncle Yerik

 

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/relaunch...ries/yerik.html

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

Haha, how very surreal, I like it.

[Acerz492 1]

Hehehe, that is pretty good, where'd you find that?

[Luk3us 63]

That was mildy amusing.. :|

[GeneralZ 0]

the KLEEN DEESHWASHER is very very funny. made me laugh so hard i was gasping for breath.

 

"Use sledge hammer and steel sickle to take off all door!" "Now you must kill door! You must burn with flames and break with many big hammers!"

 

[F15pilotX 4]

That was intriguing, but the only really good one was the dishwasher

[TheBlackOut 7]

4. Now is traffic time. Other cars, you think friends? Is not. Of course, you should not punish other cars. Do not heet them, is important for not kill peoples there. Also careful in the park. Eez difficult for see of the pedestrenz in park

 

ROFL

[Thierry 0]

That was intriguing, but the only really good one was the dishwasher

 

Dude, quit bringing up old topics :roll:

[Guest MadBadger]

old? wat you mean?

 

oh well i think the tramps in the underpass should read this

 

1. Clean yourself. The reason you are not hired is because you give the employers allergies and they don't like your fleas. If there is not homeless shelter with showers, you must go to residential area, knock on door and say this: "I am trying to get job but before I can be hired I need to get clean. I must use shower now!" You will have to repeat for much time until someone let you in. You will finally find a kind-hearted babushka and will not have trouble. You must clean your clothes as well. If you do not stay clean you will be fired from job in order to avoid spreading disease, so clean a lot!

 

im just interested in the CLEAN URSELF bit cos they stink.

 

and

 

Wipe down of car or use leather glove so eez ok for go away from car and not leave mark. Polices is not happy about drive of car for some reason.

 

ill do that next time 8)

[F15pilotX 4]

old? wat you mean?

He meant someone had said something similar to that earlier