Where to post them....???

[Masked Shah 5]

I gotta question I got comercial written shorts for my new humor series for the C&C world...

 

-Where do I post the bite size shorts?

-Where do I post the series episodes?

 

In the series... THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS...

Everyone is plotting death and doom to each other...

 

The following are character bios in the humor series....

 

Masked Shah- Seeks to over throw the puppet government forced on him by the USA. His kindom of Shodirka-dirka is over-runned by strip malls with NIKE and McDONALDs, US Flags on their oil rigs and such... Mocked and abused on a regular basis, he has joined the GLA to free his land from gobalization, but his evil plots are always foiled... The US allow the Shah to rule... becuase they don't view him as real threat.... and he isn't...

 

Army of Mohammed- The Shah's personal army, every soldier's name is Mohammed... They all have same first name...

Thus they are known as Army of Mohammed.

 

 

Jadeon- The Masked Shah's right hand man. Believes in the fight to free Shodirka-dirka, and idolizes the idiot, the Shah. He is smartest man in the Shah's army, but also the most cruely treated...

 

Onrad- A fat good for nothing, constantly ruins the Shah's evil plan's... incompetant... He is the cousin of Prince Kassad, so the Shah has to tolerate the fat bastard's short comings... or he loses GLA support.

 

General Granger, Alexander, Townes- The big 3 US generals, who make it a habit to laugh and mock the poor Shah's pathetic evil plots. They hardly ever take him seriously.

 

Col. Burton- All muscle no brain, his recklessness has deemed him a reputation. Very slow to catch on to enemy disguises, and cardboard cutouts... Most Americans think of him as a great hero, but he's really just lucky... Most of his slipups have landed him in the News as a action pumped hero... but he doesnt even know how to tie his boots... a pervert and drunkard, he never has a slow action day.

 

Jarmen Kell- PHD and Havard graduate, spends his time doing slow tasks for the GLA... With his keen intellect he regaurds everyone in the GLA, and US armies as complete morons... often debates historical, and philosophy trivia with Jadeon. Hopes to quit GLA, so he can go on to teach medicine.

 

Kane and the NODdies- Sells weapons to all sides in all war efforts and gets fat paid. Kane, a methodical salemans as always... He always seems to get upper hand... a devil incarnate... pretending to care... but doesn't...

He sells everything from brainwashing cable TV, to WMDs...

Oh He'll sell you want you want.... for a price.

 

Primer Romanoff- Sell weapons to GLA, including AK47s, and GPS Scramblers to keep US busy while preparing invasion... and showers with his turtle "Uncle Sam".

 

Yuri- Hates Romanoff, mumbles and plots and plans for total conquest.... constant spaz.

 

Sophia- Major hottie... that's it.

 

President Bush- total ***************

 

Dr. Thrax- Believed to be dead... or is he?

 

General Sheperd- Warns the US and Europe about Kane's evil ideals for world domination (no one believes him)... wears his uniform wrong and slopply all the time... and is a closet homosexual... Ok, perhaps he's the only real Good guy in series...

[Guest Rabbit]

Holy Crap... Wherever you do post them, I swear, I will read them as soon as you do! That is some funny sh** you got there!

[Saracen 16]

Hmmmm

[TheBlackOut 7]

I am soo glad you joined these forums Masked! Bravo, good stuff, keep it up!

[Sonic 296]

I gotta question I got comercial written shorts for my new humor series for the C&C world...

 

-Where do I post the bite size shorts?

-Where do I post the series episodes?

Best place would probably be right here in the Open Discussion forum I guess.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

Seems a bit....I dunno......hilarious, maybe ??

 

[Luk3us 63]

Well this could be interesting....

Proceeds to find magnifying glass to find spelling mistakes...

[Scorpio XIII 0]

well you got another guarenteed reader, because I, too, think Bush is a total ***************

[Guest MadBadger]

Masked Shah Heres a step by step 'where to post' guide.

 

#1 Open email program/website.

 

#2 On a blanc email attach all documents relating to this series.

 

#3 For subject put 'Funniest internet S*it EVA!!!!!!!!!!' with correct number of ! marks.

 

#4 In the 'Send to' Address put [email protected].

 

#5 Click send.

 

That should be correct.