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Congratulations... Man gets the kick in the ass he deserves...

 

http://coolaqua.blogs.com/coolaqua/2005/07...concerned_.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(99942)_2004_MN%E2%82%84

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&..._csm/abigrock_1

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/a99942.html

 

Life is a bitch isn't it....

 

I knew about this meteor since six years ago when they announced it on TV...

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Bah as long as it hits the upper atmosphere... :P

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we need to make those huge cannons from star ship troopers to destroy it before it reaches us :P

 

if not i hope it hits the water. i want to go.....SURFING!!!! :lol:

 

WWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it be soo much fun :lol:

 

if not that either, then right on my noodle :lol:

 

i dont wanna see my prized possesions be destroyed before me

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Bah as long as it hits the upper atmosphere... :P

 

You know if it hits upper atmosphere and miss us, they saying the sun's gravity will slingshot it back to us 7 years later... hah...

 

so will still lose... Read on Nasa.gov... and type it's the meteor's name...

you'll see it's stats and 4 possible solutions to it's landing...

 

1) It hit us.... 2029

2) It hits the moon... still bad

3) It misses us, and slingshots right back to hit us in 7 years later...

4) We get lucky... and the hand of god deflects meteor like a toaster crumb....

 

hmmmm... I don't trust God on the account he got too many followers killing in his name.

 

NASA are going to be superheroes for this...

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Pff Nasa? We are screwed. They can't even launch a ****ty spaceship up after a four year down time when they looked at every single little speck of dust on that stpuid pile of junk....

 

Assuming Nasa is still around in that time... Heck might be relying on some crappy Chinese organisation. Since they seem to be so interested in space as of late...

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Guest MadBadger

RUSSIANS WILL SAVE US. either that or it will bounce of Kodiaks head :P . I still duno why nasa's so worred about the shuttle. If its so dangerous i fly it.... as long as i get into space 8)

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SOLUTION: Party while your young. Die while your still young.... that is all

 

Who wants to be old?

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We have 20,000 plus Nuclear Warheads on this planet. Dont tell me we cant put one of them on a Saturn V and send it after the asteriod once it passes us before it slingshots around again :roll:

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Guest MadBadger

pffft blow it up it just creates a shotgun effect ****ing us up even more Yay :P

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Guest Rabbit

1-Asteroid + Moon = We die

2-Asteroid + Land = We die

3-Asteroid + Sea = We die

4-Asteroid + Nuke = Shotgun effect / Very, VERY long winter

5-Asteroid + Nasa = Asteroid

6-Asteroid + Dont do anything = Wooo!

 

 

(P.S. New signature... do you like it?)

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We have 20,000 plus Nuclear Warheads on this planet. Dont tell me we cant put one of them on a Saturn V and send it after the asteriod once it passes us before it slingshots around again :roll:

 

And just how do we get it all the way over there then?

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Guest Rabbit

Also, are you suggesting we blow up a planet?!?

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And just how do we get it all the way over there then?

 

I'm glad you asked that question, I have behind me a prototype of the latest in Shodirkdirka technology...

 

The world's largest rubber band is to be installed to this 4 ton forked wooden platform... making the world's biggest slingshot....

 

We have made plans to pull the rubber band back with small tanks and tractors... and loading 7 rebel troops outfitted with hefty trash bags sealed in duct tape into the round chamber, providing 15 minutes of air needed to install a "dirty bomb" to the meteor...

 

After the sucessful destruction, we will then proceed to smack our shoes on a picture of George Lucas and celebrate our victory with firing various weapons in the air...

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I don't see it's relevance :?

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We fire the nuke as right after the asteriod passes, so the blast will shatter the asteriod and send the pieces hurrling towards the sun.

 

Or we could use a Death Star :twisted::twisted:

 

Think I have one here in my pocket

 

*digs in pocket*

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We fire the nuke as right after the asteriod passes, so the blast will shatter the asteriod and send the pieces hurrling towards the sun.

 

Or we could use a Death Star :twisted::twisted:

 

Think I have one here in my pocket

 

*digs in pocket*

 

Or, send it into little pieces sending it back into our atmosphere and bye bye comet! :P Maybe this is the comet to end all comets :P 1 of the 7 things :o

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(P.S. New signature... do you like it?)

 

I don't see it's relevance :?

 

Maybe if I incorporated you into the Admin part...

 

but nevertheless... sorry about that...

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Guest Rabbit

If it was inevitable that the meteor would hit, would you be scared?

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Maybe if I incorporated you into the Admin part...

 

but nevertheless... sorry about that...

 

It wouldn't matter, I see that it's rhetoric, but it's very submissive.

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Guest Rabbit

What do you mean by submissive?

 

Should I change it?

 

Is it cause nobody gets it?

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If it was inevitable that the meteor would hit, would you be scared?

 

Depends where I am in life. If IM like, now, then yes, I would. If was 50 and a Colonel in the USAF, then maybe not.

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Ya all going to die sometime. Might as well be in a blaze of glory... :P

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Guest Rabbit

Well, as long as it is painless...

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nah, I wanta see a nuke blast the thing in space.

 

Be like the movie Armagedon ??

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Guest MadBadger

:oops: i just got The Hypnotists sig :oops:

 

it funny :P

 

sod it the planets gona be so screwed up who gona notice a comet hiting?

 

If it comes to it i suport Shahs idear.

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