Things to do at Wal-mart/generic supermarket

[Guest MadBadger]

As we have some sort of Wal-Mart obsesion

 

 

Stuff to do at walmart/generic supermarket if your bored.

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them all in people's carts when they aren't looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice/sauce on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

 

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

 

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"haha

 

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. haahahaha

 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

 

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

 

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

 

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

 

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 'hahaha

 

 

 

you can add your own odditys..... you freaks... more or less like the 1000 bizillion things to know your a CnC fan thing we had..... Just add odd things to do at the shops or in public!

[Luk3us 63]

To say you are immature, just wouldn't seem to say enough.... hmm.... So I won't bother...

[TheBlackOut 7]

Meh, 15 reminds me of The Simpsons...

[Tree 0]

To say you are immature, just wouldn't seem to say enough.... hmm.... So I won't bother...

[Doctor Destiny 42]

Older than the Internet.

[TheBlackOut 7]

Older than the Internet.

 

No, YOUR older than the internet!!!111

[Guest MadBadger]

Older than the Internet.

 

YA RLY?

 

Wal-Mart established 1962

 

Internet established.... some time after....

 

Of course its older than the internet :bang:

 

 

 

 

[Guest Rabbit]

Older than the Internet.

 

No, YOUR older than the internet!!!111

 

*You're :roll:

 

 

Hey, you correct me for my crap on msn.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

I believe he did it on purpose.

[Acerz492 1]

I've done -all- of those things. Too fun.