News headlines for 2029

[Guest MadBadger]

>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions

 

>In the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

 

 

> Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

 

 

> Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

 

 

> Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

 

 

> Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

 

 

> Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

 

 

> France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

 

 

> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

 

 

> George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

 

 

> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

 

 

> 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

 

 

> Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

 

 

> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

 

 

> Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

 

 

> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

 

 

> Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

 

 

> New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

 

 

> Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

 

 

> IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

 

 

> Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

 

 

 

(meh... thought it was funny)

[WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0]

:lol: the most its weird, but still funny...

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut

:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Yeah, um, kay... not funny.

Well, the one about the Japanese camera was funny.

[Raynar05 0]

after 20 years of hiding in American Territory in the Middle East, Micheal Jackson is once again accused of sexual harrasment of a minor

[WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0]

Luk3us(After 23 years of continuosly playing CnC and posting at CNCNZ):Yeah well..... Meh

[Mario 0]

Luk3us(After 23 years of continuosly playing CnC and posting at CNCNZ):Yeah well..... Meh

 

i dont get it :?:

[WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0]

after 20 years of hiding in American Territory in the Middle East, Micheal Jackson is once again accused of sexual harrasment of a minor

 

Luk3us(After 23 years of continuosly playing CnC and posting at CNCNZ):Yeah well..... Meh

 

I forgot the quote

[Guest MadBadger]

What do you have against Lu3us?

[BWare 0]

Pretty funny... but far more frightening than funny :shock:

 

A couple of those hit too close to home.....

[Mario 0]

why is it frightening?

[TheBlackOut 7]

Luk3us(After 23 years of continuosly playing CnC and posting at CNCNZ):Yeah well..... Meh

 

Never go into comedy.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

I concur TSBO.

[Luk3us 63]

Why is "Yeah well... Meh" even funny?

 

This is all Thierry's fault.

 

 

 

 

Also, those headlines, are old. Old as in old, not future old.

[F15pilotX 4]

Luk3us(After 23 years of continuosly playing CnC and posting at CNCNZ):Yeah well..... Meh

 

Never go into comedy.

true that :lol:

[BWare 0]

why is it frightening?

Many of them are trends that are really starting to take off in the US... really, really negative ones that may very well be the death of America. When you consider our power now, it's obviously going to be a long while till they DO destroy us, but it's still unsettling. Just the Mexico border issue alone... holy cow. Our southern border has been ransacked, and the illegals are slowly eating away at us. Being a native Californian, that whole "Mexifornia" thing really isn't all that funny....

[Renegangsta 0]

ok they're funny now every one shut up

[TheBlackOut 7]

You shut up.

 

Bware... Bware... Don't you see? ANOTHER TEXAS REVOLUTION YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAA! REMEMBER THE REUNION TOWER!!!

 

Then ya'll can have the gay Bear Flag Revolt. Pfft.

[WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0]

well, I do understand when there are like 6 quotes against me.........im not funny :cry:

[F15pilotX 4]

make sure you're 200% positive we will think it's funny before posting :wink:

 

then TSBO won't have to be brutally honest

[WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0]

make sure you're 200% positive we will think it's funny before posting :wink:

then TSBO won't have to be brutally honest

So.........im not that bad :shock: i can now go to heaven

[Doctor Destiny 41]

No, you are that bad. Now stfu.

[WhOIsInTeResTed InMyNaMe? 0]

No, you are that bad. Now stfu.

You forgot to lock the forum, so i can still talking .......

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Locked on account of stupidity.