So wrong, yet so funny article on Muslims

[General Leang 0]

I just found this on an old disc. I thought it might be worth sharing.

 

Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Musilum terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? This docuement says just take a closer look at their lifestyle. This docuement says, no pre-marital sex. No booze. None. Never. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. No TV. No Cable TV. No Satillite TV. No sports channel. No Sports Illistrated swimsuit edition. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. No organised sports of any kind. That's right, no sports. Women are to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs. No Victoria's Secret. Very very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking filthy camels. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. Ever tried pissing in an oasis? Sandstorms, well f...... sand everywhere. Rags for clothes and hats. Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips. Toilet tissue's unknown. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. No golf. Just sand traps. Constant wailing next door, no wait a minute that's music. Praying five times a day for what? More of this life? Oh and did I mention the f...... sand? And when you die it's supposed to get better. No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions.

 

I am so sorry!

[Doctor Destiny 41]

[Luk3us 63]

hahha, oh its wrong but soo true.

[F15pilotX 4]

:haha:

[Mario 0]

I just found this on an old disc. I thought it might be worth sharing.

 

Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Musilum terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? This docuement says just take a closer look at their lifestyle. This docuement says, no pre-marital sex. No booze. None. Never. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. No TV. No Cable TV. No Satillite TV. No sports channel. No Sports Illistrated swimsuit edition. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. No organised sports of any kind. That's right, no sports. Women are to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs. No Victoria's Secret. Very very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking filthy camels. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. Ever tried pissing in an oasis? Sandstorms, well f...... sand everywhere. Rags for clothes and hats. Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips. Toilet tissue's unknown. Sand, f...... sand everywhere. No golf. Just sand traps. Constant wailing next door, no wait a minute that's music. Praying five times a day for what? More of this life? Oh and did I mention the f...... sand? And when you die it's supposed to get better. No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions.

 

I am so sorry!

 

whats Victoria's secret?

[F15pilotX 4]

It's a women's apparel shop :wink:

[TheBlackOut 7]

Victoria's Secret is a women's shop that tries to appeal to men too.

 

That was FUNNY!

[F15pilotX 4]

Victoria's Secret is a women's shop that tries to appeal to men too.

:rockbrow: gay men, mabye?

[TheBlackOut 7]

Not that kind of appealing...

 

I mean its commercials like... I like them. I mean are they seriously trying to show breast to get females to buy stuff? Nooo. They show their junk for men to buy their women stuff.

[BWare 0]

Hehe... pretty funny rant there. It reminds me of a recent South Park episode where Mr. Garrison says something very similar .

[F15pilotX 4]

Not that kind of appealing...

 

I mean its commercials like... I like them. I mean are they seriously trying to show breast to get females to buy stuff? Nooo. They show their junk for men to buy their women stuff.

I gotcha now...they do a good job of it too :lol:

[Mario 0]

Hehe... pretty funny rant there. It reminds me of a recent South Park episode where Mr. Garrison says something very similar .

 

I'd like to see that episode