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Look no further my friend! Yep, at Soviet's BlackOut emporium we have loads of 'em! Do you want to launch an attack on the heartland of America or the snowy foothills of Russia? Or do you just wanna rub that smug smile off of Switzerland once and for all? Well we have what YOU'RE looking for at Soviet's BlackOut emporium! Own what could start a nuclear holocaust today! And remember, if I can't beat the the price, I'll just give it to ya!

 

 

What caused this outburst of mocking car ads? http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Cen...1QQcmdZViewItem

 

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I'll take 2!

 

I need to kill more Russians! Do you think they can put in a few nukes as well? :P

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At Soviet's BlackOut Emporium we have everything! Nukes, T-80s, henchmen, migs, whatever! Would you like it in tactic or full-scale? And we offer 2-day home deliver! ;)

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I let a pic speak:

 

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I want to cause a nuclear holocaust to the whole world, how many do I need? Don't worry, Ive got TIberi...I mean cash, so it's not gonna be a problem.

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I want to cause a nuclear holocaust to the whole world, how many do I need? Don't worry, Ive got TIberi...I mean cash, so it's not gonna be a problem.

 

Kane demmands you tib! :twisted:

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WTF he is serious about it!

 

How the hell did he get an ICBM facillity!!? :shock:

Haha cool anyway.

 

would love to live there. Would create my own labs and stuff and host some rave parties!..

 

Ill have a chat with my bank advicer :D

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lol... Yeah, owning an old missile facility, you could set up little apartments and rent them out to weird people like yourself. :P That would be rather interesting actually. Would no doubt appear to WOW freaks, who dislike the real world... :P

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Ideally you wanna pack as many internet nerds in that silo by chucking a huge LAN in there with several hundred copies of WOW, C&C 3 and maybe the odd dungeons & Dragons games.... Watch them pile in, Seal the thing, then arm the nukes inside a let it rip!

 

Well worth the eBay price :P

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Who cares the Nerds will be dead once they're in anyway. It's only a decoy :P

 

Anyway where's this thread going? Better lock it. :haha:

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