Ice Cream For All

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Nobody reads these hazard labels. *eats more cookies*

[Luk3us 63]

Indeed, people only read them after they've eaten something and feel ill.

[Mina Synd 0]

*sighs* only men anyway. *puts on a hazmat suit and pokes at the cookies* >->

[mormreed 0]

*jumps in and eats one of luk3us's cookies then sues Luk3us because I didn't read the hazard label* yes only men and the stupid

[Luk3us 63]

No one survives after eating my cookies! MUAHAHHAHA.

[BioBen 3]

*walks in* wtf? why are you guys eating my cookie themed alcohol wipes?

[Mina Synd 0]

*snickers and points at them all* told you it was a bad idea to eat them x3 no-one listens to me. the cookies are a lie! XD don't trust luk3us D= he's ebil

[Doctor Destiny 41]

*walks in* wtf? why are you guys eating my cookie themed alcohol wipes?

Come to think of it... they were kinda papery.

[Mina Synd 0]

at least they weren't used right? XD; and i would have thought half of you lot would kill for something with alcohol in X3;

[mormreed 0]

*induces vomiting to get rid of cyanide but begins suffocating halfway through and flops around on the floor like a fish*

[Mina Synd 0]

cyanide is instantanious >> the second it touches your mouth it bleeds into your system and kills you pretty much straight away o.o ain't no spitting it back up X3;

[Luk3us 63]

Indeed, so you can all consider yourselfs, KIA.

[sith_wampa 6]

Or flatout murdered.

[Mina Synd 0]

not me ^-^ i didn't eat it =D and i warned you all. but nooooo, no-one listens to the ditz >.<

[Luk3us 63]

Indeed, so ignore her, and eat up guys.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

I had my fill. Cyanide gives me gas anyway. =/

[Mina Synd 0]

oh great. now we're gonna have a bunch of farting dead guys. thanks luk3us xD

[Luk3us 63]

Stop being lazy then, and give me a hand to throw them in the mincer. We can turn them into dog food and make a profit!

[Doctor Destiny 41]

I'm not dead. It takes more than that to kill me.

[Luk3us 63]

Fine, go read all of BWare's posts again.

[sith_wampa 6]

Fine, go read all of BWare's posts again.

That might be enough.

[BioBen 3]

Or read all of Luk3us' post and die of lack-of-sleep

[Luk3us 63]

You won't die though, you'd most likely reach a new level of enlightenment.

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Or get Diabeetus.

[Mina Synd 0]

do i look like Mrs Lovett to you? XD get'cha meat pies =O