Masked Shah

I decided to hold the Shodirkadirka elections early... Seeing that the CNCNZ forums or under direct controller under me... (Sonic is merely a puppet... more like a muppet really). I have allowed you to particiate in our wonderful election process... This allows you to fully understand how elections should work... After I am elected I will hold a victory parade around the Epitaph palace, then we will have cake (provide to us by 6 year old Suzy Donnerson, who's birthday party we will be raiding... our target is the clown). I am sure the Moderaters will agree to this, seeing that I have had rebels teabagged random items in their fridge (I will reveal which items we tainted after they allow us to have the party, or when my other demands are met in the future). If the Moderaters add another choice, it will be null invoid due to the fact the member or member is not of Shodirkadirkain descent. Failure to vote will result in the last person in office (me) to win by default. I will thank you, .... ... to fear me...

I like this...

The one's who do not wish to die... *Cough*

You have a defective map... it clearly doesn't show Shodirkadirka... We will drop by this afternoon for a visitand correct your mistake... standby.

Jeparody catagory: Sounds that make you feel like you get kicked in the crotch.

I'm good at what I do... but no one knows me, and the UN laughs at me... if I had a nice set of breasts and badunkadunk, I would be famous too...

Comand and Conquer General 2.... YEAH!

I love my XBox 360. It is the best thing I ever stole. I LOVE <3 those new themes.... they make tingle in all the right places.

EA could always twist it and give it a side bar, and all the C&C goodies... maybe keeping the general powers as well... Anyways I want a promise a garantee if it does come up, I got full dibs on it. Do it now... or the puppies will suffer...

yes once agian for the third I have mentioned Luk3us is not of Shodirkadirka decent... Unfortunately, yesterday a landslide went through a selectively killed and buried all those who voted for Luk3us, and destroyed the polling station they made their ballot choices. With scores untallied, we will be brave and continue the election process. So I have won by default, and remain ruler of Shodirkadirka... I repectfully assume my crown and respect the people's wishes...

The Masked Shah sits in a Gotham Police station in handcuffs with Comissioner Gordon. Gordon- Okay Where are they? Masked Shah- Where's wha? Gordon- The Tanks where are they? Masked Shah- Tanks? I don't know anything about any tanks, I was in here with you. *handcuffs up* Remember, I don't know who you were talking to. Gordon- Okay we are going to play games I am going to get some coffee. *unlocks the Shah's handcuffs* Masked Shah- Good cop bad cop routine? Gordon- Not really... Gordon leaves the room, and lights flicker on to reveal Tom Cruise behind the Masked Shah. Tom Cruise is smiling with his trademark wide white grin, as he slams down the Maked Shah's head on the table. Crazy Tom Cruise- SHAAAZAM! Masked Shah- Holy sh*t, you dumb f*ck that was my nose! Crazy Tom Cruise- I'mma KICK YOUR *SS!! *Grins Madly* Masked Shah- I don't know anything, and not saying anything... Crazy Tom Cruise- WhO SaId I wAntEd tO asK YoU AnyThiNg? I'mma KICK YOUR *SS!!! The Masked Shah let's out a girlish whelp as Tom Cruise clotheslines him.

What is the guy saying in the opening of Hell March? My theory is he's saying "Eat Bread, it's great!" The Marriage of Masked Shah PART 0.2 (a Shah short) coming soon... next month... when I return from Korea... Did you know: Shodirkadirka has a mortal enemy? The country of Fisurreal... Due their practice of Pastapharism, the discordian of Shodirkadirka hate them with a passion and vow to do anything to wipe them from the map... They are located to the left eastish of Shodirkadirkan border.

Jesus: I have returned to help aid you my child Dubya: Wow really... Hey you're black... Jesus: Yes. Dubya: Hey Look Condi, it's Black Jesus Jesus: No, actually it's just only Jesus Dubya: Okay Black Jesus Jesus: ... Dubya: Oh wait... you're being serious... Jesus: ...

Mojo Rising- Peeping Tom

*A bunker under the house opens up, and the Masked Shah pops out and moons Azrael before leaping back into a sneak attack tunnel. Reggaton blasts from the tunnel, and the sounds of drunks and party girls echo from the hole.*

oh So you have a boyfriend.... This complicates things I will have to have one of the Mohammeds from the pink divison work his magic.