Shodirkadirka Elections

[Masked Shah 5]

I decided to hold the Shodirkadirka elections early...

 

Seeing that the CNCNZ forums or under direct controller under me... (Sonic is merely a puppet... more like a muppet really).

I have allowed you to particiate in our wonderful election process...

 

This allows you to fully understand how elections should work...

 

After I am elected I will hold a victory parade around the Epitaph palace, then we will have cake (provide to us by 6 year old Suzy Donnerson, who's birthday party we will be raiding... our target is the clown).

 

I am sure the Moderaters will agree to this, seeing that I have had rebels teabagged random items in their fridge (I will reveal which items we tainted after they allow us to have the party, or when my other demands are met in the future).

 

If the Moderaters add another choice, it will be null invoid due to the fact the member or member is not of Shodirkadirkain descent.

 

Failure to vote will result in the last person in office (me) to win by default.

 

I will thank you,

 

 

....

 

 

...

 

to fear me...

Edited September 17, 2008 by Luk3us
For the lulz. :o

[Doctor Destiny 41]

I abstain since I can't write one in. Taste that.

[Luk3us 63]

Must not powerabuse.

[Mina Synd 0]

D: don't vote for "mina's husband to be" that'll only encourage him o-o on the plus side, if he does try to marry me i'll make him move to the US then i'll divorce him and take half of everything he owns. then i'll sue him for mental trauma

THE POWER OF GOLDDIGGER COMPELLS YOU!

THE POWER OF GOLDDIGGER COMPELLS YOU!

xD

 

...don't worry, i'd only do that to shah. not the rest of you ^-^

[Luk3us 63]

lol.. So you are planning on marrying other CNCNZ members?

 

I think everyone should back away slowly...

[Doctor Destiny 41]

If he marries Mina, I'd marry him just to hang around Mina. xD

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

I vote for the King of the Mountain, Jeff Jarrett.

 

*Jarrett Guitar Shot*

[sith_wampa 6]

D: don't vote for "mina's husband to be" that'll only encourage him o-o

Reminds me of Scheherazade.

[Nmenth 291]

Know Your Nominees, 2008 elections!

 

- Masked Shah -

A traditionalist, simple principles and standards. Expects to be taken just as he is.

- THE Masked Shah -

A true narcissist, favors capital before genuine respect. (Ooh, look closely, it’s a pun)

- The current leader (Masked Shah) -

The incumbent, has led various terroristic attacks on forums and specific individuals, his success is, however, debatable and he does take extended vacations.

- Mina's New husband to be, Maske Shah - (AKA: Mina's new husband-to-be, Masked Shah)

Very poor at spelling and grammar, this can create undo confusion, which is generally a plus in certain terror circles. His integrity and dedication is brought to question though with his odd obsession for his fiancée, she may distract him from more important obligations.

- The guy who bumps old topics on purpose, Masked Shah -

A classic necroposter, unfortunately, not the best this forum has seen, thus making this a shaky value to be hyping. Local doctors have been cited giving him advisement to cease these actions, and this brings his future health to issue.

- Masked Shah of the GLA -

The Global Liberation Army claims to know no such person, but recent investigations have reported that terrorist organizations (such as the GLA) sometimes lie. Since his name is on the ballet, we must assume he does exist, but little of his identity or intensions can be proven at this time.

- The Masked Shah of Shodirkadirka -

Somewhat famous among his third-world neighbors recently after becoming the leader of the nominated Worst Named Country award. After coming in only third though, people once again forgot who he was. Most polled residents of Shodirkadirka have also said they have never heard of Shodirkadirka… interesting…

 

From the desk of CNCNZ electoral reporter, Nmenth.

[Mina Synd 0]

don't worry xD i don't plan on marrying any of the board members... you're all safe for now n-n; but i will threaten to marry you if you don't stop him from marrying me D:>

[sith_wampa 6]

I voted for The Masked Shah of Shodirkadirka.

[Nmenth 291]

So, Masked Shah, the question that everyone has been wanting to ask...

Now that you've dumped Mina, is 'Mina's New husband to be, Maske Shah' still in the race?

[Mina Synd 0]

>->; don't bring it up he might change his mind D:

[Doctor Destiny 41]

>->; don't bring it up he might change his mind D:

Then quickly run away with me cause I'm the UN guy trying to eliminate him.

[Masked Shah 5]

The Maske Shah has been elimated from the race...

 

but have no fear, there are several other canidates who equally want to destroy you.

 

Yes, I totally dumped Mina... I dumped her bad.

[Mina Synd 0]

*runs off with DD* :3 works fer me... x3;

[Nmenth 291]

*runs off with DD*

 

That seems too easy... I think it was a trick.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Trick? Never. We was secretly in love for a long time.

[sith_wampa 6]

Trick? Never. We was secretly in love for a long time.

Eww.. I thought you only liked furry stuff...

[Doctor Destiny 41]

She's furry enough.

[Mina Synd 0]

i own my own catgirl costume for gods sakes xD nuff said y'know...

[Luk3us 63]

Furry enough huh?

 

SHAVE FFS! Its just wrong otherwise.

[Nmenth 291]

i own my own catgirl costume

 

You bring that up frequently...

 

And is the costume actually furry?

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Furry enough to gain my adoration. xD

[Luk3us 63]

You know many would be ashamed if their furry fetish was exposed...

 

WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE THEM DAMMIT!

 

We move forward I guess.