Paranoia - The Real Thing

[Luk3us 63]

Vasic blinks his recent demise fresh in his mind, eyeing up the traitor Vasic moves towards one of the beds and fashions himself a weapon... The vagrant Vardøger seems to have created some rudimentary axe, Vasic copies the design.

[Inferno 22]

Mr. Eko shakes his head at the weird bunch he seems to have gotten stuck with, they either seem to be too obsessed making weapons or dying in the laser field. Mr. Eko decides to lose the careful approach he's used to and kicks open the door. Immediately after doing this, he ducks and holds his breath. "You can never be too safe, especially in a place like this" is the thought that last crossed his mind.

[Guest Stevie_K]

Herbert stands in the distance, eager to observe what lies beyond the door that Mr. Eko have just kicked open.

[Guest Rabbit]

Tim Redman suddenly has a moment of clarity. At least, a Tim Redman type of clarity.

 

"Who the hell are you people?" He asks aloud, not really looking at anyone in particular. "Jehovah's witnesses?"

 

He hops off the bed, remembering that it's a dismantled mess on the floor.

 

"My eye... my eye... where the hell is my eye...?"

[Nmenth 291]

Vardøger moves what is left of his bed frame over to the switch on the wall and wedges the switch into the off position. Now perhaps that laser field will stay deactivated.

 

One of the other men is making a weapon like his own. Insane people apparently have no imagination to develop their own designs, he concludes. Nevertheless, he isn't going to let someone else be equally as armed as he is, if it comes to a blood bath, Vardøger doesn't intend it to be a fair fight. He kneels on the floor and sharpens his axe head on the surface, but also covertly collects the metal shavings into a small pouch made of bed sheet; perfect blinding powder, especially if he were to fight that cyclops with a grudge against Jehovah's witnesses.

[Luk3us 63]

Vasic taps his foot on the ground impatiently for something to happen.

[Inferno 22]

Since he seems to be still alive, and there are no possible traps in sight, Mr. Eko steps into the next room. He is astounded by what he finds there.

Edited January 29, 2012 by Inferno

[Doctor Destiny 41]

But the other room needs a keycard, oh no! So much for that plan. Looks like you need to go back and get it. The switch works again... but who's gonna trust someone to hold it down?

[kamuixmod 2]

yuri looks at mr eko and goes to the switch and keeps it down.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

uh oh, someone's holding it down. better make a run for it!

[Luk3us 63]

Vasic holds his axe and charges through the hallway leaping safely through the laser field and landing in the newly discovered room safe from the blasted laser field. His axe at the ready for anything that may come.

[Nmenth 291]

Vardøger isn't sure why his bed frame wasn't able to hold the lever, but one of the others does the work instead. Perhaps it uses some ingenious sensor system to detect human presence.

 

Regardless, the one that ripped off his weapon design dives through the inactive field. Vardøger expects he will find a keycard on the other side with which to open the other door.

 

Since the lasers seem to only stay off temporarily, Vardøger considers destroying them with his axe. However, they could be powered by a deadly current, so Vardøger wraps his bed sheet around his axe handle first as insulation, then gives the lasers a few good whacks and takes a step back to see if he was able to inflict any damage.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Nope. Lasers can't be destroyed, but you've got the keycard now. Since you came back, a camera pops out of the wall and looks at all of you.

[kamuixmod 2]

Yuri gregorov pushes Vardoger out of the Cameras sight and says "Im the star of this game"

[Guest Rabbit]

Tim Redman walks up to the camera, staring at the lens. He attempts to twist the lens, wanting to remove it. Doesn't seem to work though.

 

Tim Redman sighs, and walks back to his dismantled bed. He falls asleep.

[Nmenth 291]

Vardøger is disappointed to find the lasers are built to standards seldom discovered these days (whenever "these days" are...) and takes a crack at the camera instead while waiting for old whatshisname to use the keycard.

[Luk3us 63]

Vasic holding the keycard in his hot little hand passes the card to Gregorov, since as he said in his own words is the 'Star of this game'.

[Guest Stevie_K]

Herbert doesn't seem able to keep track of things at the moment. He sits down on the floor and stares at the camera.

[kamuixmod 2]

gregorov looks at the card, he was given from vasic, and wonders what to do with it, and passes the card back to vasic.

[Nmenth 291]

"Come on!" Vardøger snaps, grabbing the card away from the other imbeciles and uses it on the door.

[kamuixmod 2]

##The Door is opening, and as Vardoger and Gregorov stand in front of it, they see something, but what could that be. ITS!

[Doctor Destiny 41]

The room is seemingly empty except for a gun laying in the middle of it. But who should have it? Who are you gonna trust with a loaded gun?!

[kamuixmod 2]

Gregorov runs to the gun and takes it and runs toward vadoger and hands him the gun out and says " Since u did input the card, is it you, who should own the gun"

[Guest Stevie_K]

Herbert thinks to himself: "Why am I surrounded by paranoid pickles?", "yeah let's hand a loaded gun over to the lunatic who couldn't wait 5 seconds before constructing deadly weapons from a peaceful bed!"

[Nmenth 291]

Vardøger quickly conceals the new weapon on his person after examining it to see what type of gun it was and whether it had any ammunition.

 

After adding it to his growing arsenal, he looks around to see where else they can go now.