What makes 100%?

[Guest Bill Steamshovel]

What Makes 100%?

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and, ATTITUDE will get you there, BULL**** and ASSKISSING will put you over the top.

[Guest MachineDoctor]

Now that's some real abstract thinking!!! :shock:

 

Nice post!

[Luk3us 63]

Yeah thats kinda interesting.

[Wildshield 0]

Remember there's also the SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING course that also can improve those numbers. If you feel like your not receiving your fair share of **** just ask for some. Your boss will know what to give you since he/she took the same course and is now the BIG**** (Boss in General).

[Guest Bill Steamshovel]

Yeah, I know that course. I had to do that at the Southern Hemisphere Institute of Technology

[ruthless.com 0]

clever whered did you get it from??

[fox34343 1]

thats very strange statement but i like it where did u get it from

[Guest Bill Steamshovel]

One of my mates posted it in the forum on his website. I don't know how the admins feel about advertising but if you wanna check it out its called Blood Sports and its about one on one fighting games for all platforms.

[Guest Disposable Hero]

So does this logic also mean SLEEPING all day at work will still get me 87% of my salary?

[Guest Cncruler]

i have never thought about anything like that..... thats strange

[blakmaglc 0]

A very disturbing article. That anyone could just sit around and actually think of something like that but whatever " floats your boat" Blakmaglc