General Leang 0 Posted October 15, 2004 As many of you are aware, flamers and people who cause trouble on the Internet such as trolls are a hazard. Well I thought I would butcher the lyrics to Limp Bizkit's Rollin and make a song about them. I have censored out the explicit lyrics that appear, because things are supposed to be kept clean here. Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Now I know you'll be hating this s*** right here T-R-O-double-L are taking over right here Victims on the board prepare to be scared You upset we hear, well we don’t care One two three noobs go and hit the bricks I’ll cause trouble not even the mods can fix So where the f*** you at? Punk, shut the f*** up And back the f*** up While we f*** this board up Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling You wanna mess with us trolls You can’t mess with us trolls Because we’re flaming on Every day and every night See this banned thing right here? Well I get them all the time So you better take it on the chin ‘cause fighting us is a crime We got this place set To p*** off people, yes 24/7 never begging for a raincheck Old school gamers flaming out the hot s*** The rock s*** We’ll turn this place into a stinking pit Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Hey ladies Hey fellas And the people that don't give a f*** All the lovers All the haters And all the people that call themselves players Hot mommas Pimp daddies And the people rolling up in caddies Hey rockers Hip hoppers And everybody all around the world Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted October 15, 2004 Oh come off it I refuse to believe you came up with that all by your little self.... :x And how could you rip up, rape and destory that beautiful song? Rapist! :x lol, nice work. :wink: :lol: Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 15, 2004 Yes, I can be devillish at times. Thank you, I did think it all up myself. Easy really, even if I had to wreck a song to do it. Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted October 15, 2004 AGGHHH It's the flamers & Troll's national Anthem :shock: I think I should come up with a moderators version for a laugh, based on a different song in response to that.. Now I'll just look through the CD collection and see what's approprate. Give me a while and I'll post it up Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted October 15, 2004 OK here it is... From Metallica's theme song to Mission Impossible 2 - I Disappear... In my own edited version in response to "Trolling".. I name this song "You Disappear" :roll: Flame, Flame, Flame Here it goes now Here it goes into the bin Flame, Flame, Flame Here it goes now Here it goes into the bin I’m a pain, I’m your hope, I’ll make you suffer Yeah Flame, Flame, Flame Yeah Yeah Here it goes into the bin Flame, Flame, Flame Ain’t no mercy Ain’t no mercy there for you Flame, Flame, Flame Ain’t no mercy Ain’t no mercy there for you I’m a pain, I’m your hope, I’ll make you suffer Yeah, Yeah, Flame, Flame, no mercy Ain’t no mercy there for you Do you spam here when I’m gone Do you flame me while I’m here Just as soon as you do wrong Then it’s time you disappear HA!!! Flame, Flame, Flame And you went And you went on down that road Flame, Flame, Flame And you went on And you went on down that road You’re a pain, you’ve no hope, you’ll suffer Flame, Flame, Flame Yeah And you went on And you went on down that road Do you spam here when I’m gone Do you flame me while I’m here Just as soon you do wrong Then it’s time you disappear Do you spam here when I’m gone Do you flame me while I’m here Just as soon you do wrong Then it’s time you disappear DIS-A-PPEAR HUH!!! SOLO (Screaming in the background) you’re gone you’re gone you’re gone Oh yeah you’re gone you’re gone you’re gone bastard you’re gone you’re gone Do you spam here when I’m gone Do you flame me while I’m here Just as soon you do wrong Then it’s time you disappear Do you spam here when I’m gone Do you flame me while I’m here Just as soon you do wrong Then it’s time you disappear EEWWWAAA Disappear!!! Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 16, 2004 Very nice, and quite approprite as well. Share this post Link to post
Doctor Destiny 41 Posted October 16, 2004 Oh lovely C&C King. Ruin a perfectly good song. Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted October 16, 2004 hmm.....I'm not interested I was being polite. I don't see whats so wrong about flamin. Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted October 16, 2004 Nothing wrong if you wanna go to another board where everybody does it... I was simply applying it to these forums in particular... There's a point I wonder what Sonic would say if he saw this thread where I've murdered a great Metallica song... I'm in for it now :? :wink: Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 16, 2004 And besides which, people who go around flaming others; whether they say it is just fun or they really are trying to upset people, are generally toilet bugs. They also make the rest of the forum toilet bugs by association. Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted October 17, 2004 generally toilet bugs. They also make the rest of the forum toilet bugs by association. Please define toilet bugs. As I've never heard of that b4. Nothing wrong if you wanna go to another board where everybody does it... I was simply applying it to these forums in particular... lol :lol: Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 17, 2004 Okay, people who make a habit out of flaming are usually dirty, nasty, horrid little worms who have to wait until they are safely behind a computer before they become offensive, for these cowards fear physical retalliation if they were to spew forth the venom they do to people they have never and likely never will actually meet. No surprise, for some people would turn them into meat if they heard the type of abuse that is on the Internet. Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted October 17, 2004 Dude chill. Ya still didn't answer my question....... :wink: Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 17, 2004 A toilet bug is what John McClane's superior refers to him as, in a degratatory way, so it is, basically, an insult. Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted October 17, 2004 Thats it? I waited for all that and thats it??!! Talk about a anti climax.... Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted October 17, 2004 You get your hopes up too much luk3us... you've still alot to learn about the big wide world methinks. Must be time for another one of those father/son chats, you'll understand soon enough :wink: Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 19, 2004 Here is the updated song, I changed the rest of the lyrics to my own. Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Now I know you'll be hating this s*** right here T-R-O-double-L are taking over right here Victims on the board prepare to be scared You upset we hear, well we don’t care One two three noobs go and hit the bricks I’ll cause trouble not even the mods can fix So where the f*** you at? Punk, shut the f*** up And back the f*** up While we f*** this board up Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling You wanna mess with us trolls You can’t mess with us trolls Because we’re flaming on Every day and every night See this banned thing right here? Well I get them all the time So you better take it on the chin ‘cause fighting us is a crime We got this place set To p*** off people, yes 24/7 never begging for a raincheck Old school gamers flaming out the hot s*** The rock s*** We’ll turn this place into a stinking pit Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Hey b****** Hey f****** And the people that don't give a f*** All the admins All the whiners And all the people that think they’re Firefighters Wet noobies Troublemakers And the people who think they’re b***** killers Hey haters Group owners And everybody all around the world Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Troll in, now Troll out Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now P*** off, now p*** on Flame up, now Flame down Spam on, Spam on Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling Share this post Link to post
Saracen 16 Posted October 19, 2004 No need to change the lyrics to mine.. mine still stands perfect... maybe you need a different son in response to mine.... but then before we know it we'll be having conversations in lyrical verse... which would be cool, but could threaten the nature of some people's dignities as their creative juices fail to impress Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 19, 2004 Heh. No, I kept some of the original lyrics because I could not think of how to edit them. The new one I put up was the one I changed Limp Bizkit's lyrics of the verse that goes 'Hey ladies, hey fellas' and such to my own, make fun of people who cause trouble on message boards lyrics. Share this post Link to post
Luk3us 63 Posted October 20, 2004 Ya just know some company record rep is gonna show up, and claim all sorts of damages for ripping off that song. Then sue your ass for like 5 million. :wink: C&C King will also be sued. But since Metallica are really anti the whole sharing music deal he'll be death a 10 million lawsuit... Oh that would be hell funny. Shame it won't ever happen, but one can hope.... Share this post Link to post
General Leang 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Yes, lol. They get their backs up so much over music piracy they might well do that. I doubt it would happen though, particularly since Limp Bizkit have a song entitled Crack Addict. I could maybe approach someone such as Weird Al Yankovic who spoofs songs. Or the people who made a Bill Clinton version of Walk Like an Egyption. Share this post Link to post
