Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth

[Acerz492 1]

my mother said this "Top 10 Ways to Destroy the Earth" website is bullsh!t and that the earth will NOT explode! just to let you know...

 

This is a message to your mother:

 

How is it bull****, when it's basically 10 theriotic ways to destroy Earth?

 

If you hadn't already noticed on the website, there is a fesibility rating of 1 - 10: 1 being impossible/unlikely/laughable/rediculous, and 10 being the most probable/plausable/likely.

 

Give me reasons as to how, even though all the evidence both for and against these ideas have been put forward, are bull****. Please.

 

Now that I am done, I shall redirect this post back to you:

 

It's a little something called Humour. Maybe if your mother used those Little Grey Cells she would see the humour side to it. :roll:

 

Note for the slow: 'Little Grey Cells' refers to the brain.

 

It's quite laughable that she even said that, and even more hilarious that you actually posted what your mum said, rather than what -you- think on the website...

 

then ill know who to curse when the world explodes

 

 

Yep. Definatly you. :wink:

[J-Fire_Man 0]

my mother said this "Top 10 Ways to Destroy the Earth" website is bullsh!t and that the earth will NOT explode! just to let you know...

Momma? How old are you :?

 

And The Hypnotist, imaginations create creative individuals. You can make the impossible possible with imagination.

 

It's quite laughable that she even said that, and even more hilarious that you actually posted what your mum said, rather than what -you- think on the website...

Yeah, lol :lol:

[Guest Smart246]

who the **** are you refering to when you say "momma"?

[TheBlackOut 7]

12. I say we just take the whole world's supply of napalm, and just burn it all.

It will be the pretiest way to destroy the Earth.

 

But wait! What about the fishes! Before we napalm each other, we need to put 100,000 Telsa Weapons in the oceans, lakes, rivers, and seas.

 

I thought it was pretty funny, though I still don't get it. What does "the" mean, and "accelerate"?

[Acerz492 1]

who the **** are you refering to when you say "momma"?

 

J-Fire_Man means that as a question, as indicated by the question mark. As in, "Your mother said that? Just how old are you?"

 

:roll: His English may not be the best, but hey, at least make the effort to use the little grey cells and think for yourself.

 

12. I say we just take the whole world's supply of napalm, and just burn it all.

It will be the pretiest way to destroy the Earth.

 

But wait! What about the fishes! Before we napalm each other, we need to put 100,000 Telsa Weapons in the oceans, lakes, rivers, and seas.

 

I thought it was pretty funny, though I still don't get it. What does "the" mean, and "accelerate"?

 

You are one evil little man. A bit over the top, but it has to be feasible. Considering the amount of Napalm that would have to be used would probably equal an area the size of the Indian Ocean in order to have an real effect. Be a bit more realisetic dude.

 

Plus, we're shattering the Earth to piecies, not simply Burning and Shocking it.

 

As for your last sentance...I don't really know what you mean either dude. Might wanna re-word it. :wink:

[TheBlackOut 7]

who the **** are you refering to when you say "momma"?

 

J-Fire_Man means that as a question, as indicated by the question mark. As in, "Your mother said that? Just how old are you?"

 

:roll: His English may not be the best, but hey, at least make the effort to use the little grey cells and think for yourself.

 

12. I say we just take the whole world's supply of napalm, and just burn it all.

It will be the pretiest way to destroy the Earth.

 

But wait! What about the fishes! Before we napalm each other, we need to put 100,000 Telsa Weapons in the oceans, lakes, rivers, and seas.

 

I thought it was pretty funny, though I still don't get it. What does "the" mean, and "accelerate"?

 

You are one evil little man. A bit over the top, but it has to be feasible. Considering the amount of Napalm that would have to be used would probably equal an area the size of the Indian Ocean in order to have an real effect. Be a bit more realisetic dude.

 

Plus, we're shattering the Earth to piecies, not simply Burning and Shocking it.

 

As for your last sentance...I don't really know what you mean either dude. Might wanna re-word it. :wink:

 

My last sentence was talking about the first post, with the 10 things.

 

Realistic, fine.

 

Napalm the polar ice caps.

[J-Fire_Man 0]

who the **** are you refering to when you say "momma"?

 

J-Fire_Man means that as a question, as indicated by the question mark. As in, "Your mother said that? Just how old are you?"

 

:roll: His English may not be the best, but hey, at least make the effort to use the little grey cells and think for yourself.

Well, I was trying to be a bit more sarcastic if you're a teen already, then I think you should use your own brain.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

we should all put our stereos and amplifiers and speakers and whatnot all on overdrive and up as high as possible, and hten all at once, and then play Sandstorm (Darude) all at the same time really really loud and shatterthe planet

 

or better yet

 

Van Halen-ERUPTION

[Acerz492 1]

...That wouldn't shatter the planet.

 

More likely, kill every single person in a 100 mile radius by exploding there heads with the sound waves.

 

Like I've said before, I'm looking for fesible ways to actually obliterate the planet, other than those already stated.

 

Be creative, but don't go too over the top.

[General Leang 0]

One way to destroy the world is to forcibly evolve humanity into the one being. Taken straight out of Evangelion, you revert the human race back to it's primordial form.

[Acerz492 1]

:lol: But does it reduce the Earth to dust..? :wink:

 

Nice idea though. Let's make primordial slushies!

[GeneralZ 0]

how bout just nuking the polar ice caps??

 

and nuking every single active and dormant volcano

[Acerz492 1]

Because it's too simple. Not to mention 'nuking everything' isn't a new term. It's like the oldest in the book.

 

And, like I've stated at least twice before, we're looking to DESTROY the EARTH. Ya know, to the point where it just becomes a memory, or at least, a small asteriod belt around the Sun. Not make it inhospitable.

 

If this dosen't register with you guys then I don't know what will. :roll:

 

But! A better way would be to simultaniously detonate every single nuclear warhead that we posses. That'd be a surefire way of destroying the Earth.

[Guest MadBadger]

well 1 way would be for someone to use one of those particle accelerators then stick a nuke in it and force it to the center of the planet..... Or just plant a load of nukes/ Satarn V rockets on the dark side of the moon fire em up and crash the moon into the earth...

 

Smart246 got baned not so smart is he

 

 

(p.s its in my nature to laf at them who getin it when it aint me)

[Cygnus X-1 12]

howd he get banned ?? emulating a certain badger ?? :wink: :lol:

 

Drop all the nukes into a bunch of volcanoes so they actually go into the planet, then detonate

 

armor them so they dont go off when theyre in the magma

[Acerz492 1]

Heh...well, that won't work either. I'm too tired to think of the reasons. Fenring, help me out here.

[General Leang 0]

howd he get banned ?? emulating a certain badger ?? :wink: :lol:

 

The most heinous of all crimes...wasting our time.

 

I would think volcanos would be a way to dispose of nuclear weapons, trash, all sorts of things, but I never did like science so whatever might happen if we did that I have not the foggiest.

[Guest MadBadger]

Is Leang a bird or a fella? i might have heard but im not sure :?

[Luk3us 63]

I don't think you can just dump nuclear waste into a volcano. Just doesn't seem practical. Else they'd do it.

[Guest MadBadger]

no back to the topic luk3us. Is leang a bird or a fella?

[Cygnus X-1 12]

no you back on topic.

 

wy dont you just pm Leang and ??

 

hmm....i htink if you were to dump all the nuclear waste into volcanoes, some of it would just incnerate, other would become airborne particles, and that would be bad. plus, of it went off in the volcano....well, do the Math :shock:

[Guest MadBadger]

it wuldnt go off in the volcano. ffs its realy bloody hard to cause a nuclear explosion. hense the reason there scared of dirty bombs and not nukes.

[General Leang 0]

The boss general in Zero Hour is female.

[Cygnus X-1 12]

a "dirty" bomb is basically a tactical nuke designed to do less shockwave damage and more nuclear fallout type damage

 

personally, i prefer Nukes

[TheBlackOut 7]

I know a way, actually 2....

 

1. A comet passes us(Which I think happens soon and its going to get close to the earth) and they consist of Iron, and all sorts of metals and ice usually.

 

Metal? Hmm, magnets.

 

Get a big-ole electrical magnet, and point it at the comet.

 

2. I don't know how you would.... but make all the faults give off earthquakes at one time! Cities, towns, countries, everything ruined! Plus, as we saw before, tsunami's. As a added bonus, that might set off fires and ect, maybe even volcanoes! Might not shatter the earth all the way, but it would be damaged, and humans would probably be almost gone.

 

Good thing if that happens, I live in Texas. Bye bye California! Muwahaha!