Why its good to be a guy

[Luk3us 63]

No offense intended to the 3 or more (I can't be sure) female members on the forum.

 

IT'S GOOD TO BE A GUY BECAUSE:

[*]Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

 

[*]** Removed by Admin **

 

[*]Your last name stays put.

 

[*]The garage is all yours.

 

[*]Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 

[*]You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

 

[*]Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

[*]You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

 

[*]Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

 

[*]You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

 

[*]Same work ... more pay.

 

[*]Wrinkles add character.

 

[*]You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

 

[*]Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

 

[*]If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

 

[*]People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

 

[*]The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

 

[*]New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

 

[*]Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

 

[*]Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

 

[*]Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything

different?"

 

[*]One mood, ALL the damn time.

 

[*]You know stuff about tanks.

 

[*]A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

 

[*]You can open all your own jars.

 

[*]Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

 

[*]You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

 

[*]You can kill your own food.

 

[*]You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 

[*]If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

 

[*]Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

 

[*]If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

 

[*]You never feel the need to wash your underwear because they are "slightly soiled." Just throw them in the dirty clothes with everything else.

 

[*]You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

 

[*]Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

 

[*]You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

 

[*]You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever

thinking "He must be mad at me."

 

[*]No maxi-pads.

 

[*]You don't mooch off other's desserts.

 

[*]If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might

become lifelong friends.

 

[*]You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

 

[*]You almost never have strap problems in public.

 

[*]You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

 

[*]The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 

[*]You don't have to shave below your neck.

 

[*]Your belly usually hides your big hips.

 

[*]One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

 

[*]You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

 

[*]You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

 

[*]Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

 

[*]The world is your urinal

[Doctor Destiny 41]

[Dr. Rodney McKay 0]

Is this a subliminal message? Oh, and BTW:

 

[Louis EX 0]

Yeah! The world is your urinal!!

Lets pee on everybody!!!!

pee!!!!

pee!!!!

Pee!!!!

[Luk3us 63]

lol.. The second one got censored.

[Louis EX 0]

Is the Second one has too much Violence,or sex Violence?

[Mr_Lee_ 0]

Nice one Luk3us. :lol:

[TheBlackOut 7]

Funny stuff. PM the second one Luk3us.

[F15pilotX 4]

Funny stuff. PM the second one Luk3us.

same here

 

and nice thoughts

[Luk3us 63]

As much as I'd like to take credit. I was simply given the link. Nothing more.

[F15pilotX 4]

Well, will you still PM the second one luk3us???

[Louis EX 0]

Yeah might be nice

[Guest Rabbit]

Are you allowed to post links if you warn of offensive material? If so, here we go.

 

Warning- Contains offensive material The page with the second one included

[Louis EX 0]

So? What so bad about that?

[Guest Rabbit]

It's just bad for some younger readers.

 

Sorry admins if I shouldn't have posted the link...

[Acerz492 1]

Brilliant. Absolutly bloody brilliant.

[F15pilotX 4]

It's just bad for some younger readers.

 

Sorry admins if I shouldn't have posted the link...

 

Hyno, ur probably fine, since you warned us beforehand...

[KillerofTanks!! 0]

LMAO!!!!! :lol:

[Mario 0]

thats some of the funniest stuff ive read in ages :lol:

[F15pilotX 4]

Hmm...I wonder what the list would be if it was opposite (i.e. Women's advatages) :lol:

[Mario 0]

if any1 does have a list please do post it we could all do with a good laugh

[F15pilotX 4]

Yea, even though the joke would now be on (most of) us

[Louis EX 0]

The World Is Our Toliet!!!The World Is Our Toliet!!!The World Is Our Toliet!!!

Wheeeeeeeee!

C'mon everybody lets pee!!!!!!!!

Peeeeeee!

Wheeeeeeeee!

[Azrael 0]

The second one rules! Heheheheh... LMFAO!!!!

[BWare 0]

The World Is Our Toliet!!!The World Is Our Toliet!!!The World Is Our Toliet!!!

Wheeeeeeeee!

C'mon everybody lets pee!!!!!!!!

Peeeeeee!

Wheeeeeeeee!

WTF flag anyone?