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I skipped a day yesterday, cos I was not in the best of moods. I was gonna bitch about EA letting us down over C&C once again, but that's highly uninspired and unoriginal, cos we all know EA don't care about C&C right? Afterall the best they can do is give us The First Decade. And Sonic is right, all EALA are feeding the C&C community is bull****!

 

Anyway. as you may or may not know I work at a supermarket, and yesterday a guy comes in. He willingly picks up a pineapple, some bananas and heads round to the electronics department and picks up a 15 inch flat screen TV, and decides to walk straight back out. Of course security is tight and before he even reached the door security and a deputy manager were on his case ready to pounce on this guy the moment he stepped out the door, thus commiting his crime.

 

But what I haven't mentioned yet, the guy was high on drugs and upon exiting the premises thinking he got away with it, the deputy manager intercepted him, along with security. A struggle followed leading to our deputy manager being stabbed in the back. Luckily it avoided any major organs. But along with security, the drugged up guy was restrained by security until the police could arrive. After further struggles, it finally took 6 policemen to hook and cuff the guy.

 

He is now up for about 4 seperate charges of theft, being under the influence of drugs, assaulting a police officer and Grievous Bodily harm... What the hell is the world coming to eh?

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That is a really crazy story. Good thing you weren't hurt

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What the hell is the world coming to eh?

 

Who knows? But yes, at least you're safe dude.

 

When will the Crusade against Stupidity begin, BWare? Our gene pool really needs some serious dilution with some industrial-strength chlorine...>_>

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Dang I just read this. Jesus. Too bad it happens like everyday where I live. >_>

 

I will happily join the "Crusade against Stupidity". :)

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When will the Crusade against Stupidity begin, BWare? Our gene pool really needs some serious dilution with some industrial-strength chlorine...>_>

Oh, the movement's brewing beneath the surface.... soon it will be time to strike and finally rid the world of stupidity! Some call it a lofty goal, but I consider it absolutely necessary for the very sake of, and, in fact, survival of mankind. :P

 

Looks like we're already gaining recruits too! Oh what a glorious Crusade it will be.

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