Riddles

[GeneralZ 0]

a comb or something with teeth

 

the moon

 

startling, starling, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I

 

behold the power of google! :lol:

[F15pilotX 4]

i didnt call u a noob.... i just said you needed more practice in ZH

lol, wasn't talking about u, but ok

[Guest MadBadger]

hehe 2 down 2 left

 

White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?

 

 

I've hole through which fingers peep, I clash my teeth, but do not weep. What am I?

 

NO FLAMIN GOOGLE ****E!/

[rEdaSbLood 1]

yea wow stop killing the riddles with google lol

 

buzzkill :?

[Luk3us 63]

What is, big, black, got teeth, a large tail, several wings, and eats rocks?

 

[rEdaSbLood 1]

yo momma....jk lol no idea

[F15pilotX 4]

Meh, I don't know either, but...

 

The 20/2/06, it beings once more!!!!! Prepare for the end!

What does that mean luk3us?

[Masked Shah 5]

You guys couldn't google my riddle...

 

Like to see someone try to answer mine...

[Guest Rabbit]

That joke is old too.

 

You look in the mirror, see what you saw. Take the saw, cut through the table. Two halves of the table make a whole. Crawl through the hole, and you're out.

 

 

 

 

 

Imagine you're in a box. There's no way out. no holes, doors, anything for that matter, and you have no tools.

 

How do you get out?

[rEdaSbLood 1]

ok a guy leaves home and makes 3 lefts..then he sees 2 guys...who are the guys?

[Luk3us 63]

Imagine you're in a box. There's no way out. no holes, doors, anything for that matter, and you have no tools.

 

How do you get out?

 

Stop imagining..

[Masked Shah 5]

That joke is old too.

 

You look in the mirror, see what you saw. Take the saw, cut through the table. Two halves of the table make a whole. Crawl through the hole, and you're out.

 

Masked Shah- hmmmm

 

Turns to one of his rebel soldiers

 

Masked Shah- You're the one who told me that riddle, am I correct?

 

Rebel- Yes my Sovereign, I was...

 

The Shah turns around a pulls out pistol and caps him...

 

Masked Shah- *Sigh* What's a guy to do...? heh... Next riddle maker.... chop chop...

[Guest Rabbit]

Stop imagining..

Darn you.

 

@Masked Shah

 

:wink: Owned.

[Luk3us 63]

The 20/2/06, it beings once more!!!!! Prepare for the end!

What does that mean luk3us?

 

First day back for year 2 of 3 for my stupid degree course... ugh.... :x

[F15pilotX 4]

Ah, that sucks :?

[Gnu_dude 0]

before i dine, i whine.... what am i????

[rEdaSbLood 1]

a pig?

[Gnu_dude 0]

nope.... this is too easy.......

[rEdaSbLood 1]

a baby?

[Gnu_dude 0]

nope!.......

 

*hints* its a bug...

[rEdaSbLood 1]

spider?locast?

[F15pilotX 4]

A cricket :?

[J-Fire_Man 0]

The man who makes it doesn't want it

The man who buys it doesn't need it

The man who uses it doesn't know it

A coffin

[_Gryphon 0]

Here are a few I know, maybe fairly easy, but...

 

As I was going to Saint Ives I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and wives. How many were going to Saint Ives?

 

The man who makes it doesn't want it

The man who buys it doesn't need it

The man who uses it doesn't know it

 

If a plane crashed on the CaliforniaNevada boarder, where would the survivors be buried?

 

How far can a dog run into the woods?

 

A cowboy rides a horse eighteen hours one way and eighteen hours back, all on Sunday. How?

The one man going to saint Ives

The dog can only run halfway into the woods, then he'd be running OUT of them.

and I won't quote it, but the white thing that dies in your hand is a snowflake. DUH!

These are too easy. I've seen most of them before. The only really hard one was the Startling Starling etc. one. Put n a hard one, and I'll try to beat it without using google. If I cant solve it, I'll say so, and whoever posts it earns bragging rites.

I do this for a living. Well pretty much.

[F15pilotX 4]

Well, Gryphon, I don't, but do you have any?