Typical GLA Secret Meeting... (a short)

[Masked Shah 5]

NOTE: Read the story in it's entire format before you go crazy with hate spam and flames... it was meant as humor, and a joke.

Oh this wasn't jabbing a Bush either... but then he didn't include a Katrina Aid package in the budget either... sooooo...

I think I might have jabbed in a unintented jab, that I didn't know about til just now came back and edited this explaining myself and the Jab that was funny ANYWAYS... Basically in short: I joked about it... and I found out it came true! Wow, now if I said Lacey Chabert had the urges for me... ooook I'll shutup now.

 

White House, the President discusses the new budget

 

President Bush- So um... this outlines my budget proposal... I will now take questions...

 

Reporter- Wow that is amazing Mr. President, nowhere except a minor part of funding is actually going to Katrina victims?

 

Pres Bush- Well... um... I had it written out... um... THE TERRORISTS TOOK IT I SWEAR! Trust me I'm the war President!!

 

The Scene cuts to a secret GLA meeting, outside a undisclosed area. Dr. Thrax, Prince Kassad, Juhziz, and the Masked Shah gather around the GLA leader Mastermind Mohmar "Deathstrike"

 

Deathstrike- So I have call you here today... concerning the recent activity set forward by the American forces. They have...

 

Deathstrike stares at Masked Shah who talking on the phone... giggling...

 

Masked Shah- Can you hear me now?.... good!... WASSSSSSSSAP!

 

Deathstrike- MASKED SHAH! QUIT !@#$ing with the those poor bastards and hang up... Sake's alive they got it hard enough without you $%^&ing with them...

 

Masked Shah grumbles and hangs up the phone. On the other side of the phone is a bewieldered U.S. CIA phone tappers... going WTF?

 

Deathstrike- Well as I was saying, the American forces have begun to massive manhunt for...

 

Deathstrike stops and stares at a stranger at the meeting...

 

Deathstrike- And WHO are YOU?!

 

Reverend Fallwell- I'm the beloved Rev. Fallwell, here to convert you all to the love that is Jesus...

 

Dr. Thrax- That's my bad... he followed me here... but I didn't let him inside tent...

 

Masked Shah- I did...

 

Everyone stares at Masked Shah...

 

Masked Shah- What!... I thought he had food!

 

Jadeon comes rushing into the tent with a newspaper.

 

Jadeon- My Soveriegn GREAT INSULT has been slapped upon our faces, a hundred fold!

 

Masked Shah- What is the meaning of this Jadeon! We are in the middle of a important GLA meeting!

 

Jadeon throws the newpaper on table to reveal a cartoon of Mohammed and several articles. All the GLA General look wide eyed at it...

 

Deathstrike- THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

 

Dr. Thrax- THIS DEMANDS BLOOD!!!!

 

Juhziz- HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US!!!

 

Deathstrike points to the article below the Mohammed cartoon.

 

Deathstrike- MICHEAL JACKSON IS MOVING TO THE MIDDLE EAST! Baharine!!!!

 

All the General cussing and swearing in many different languages

 

Rev. Fallwell- Excuse me when are we going to talk about Jesus, and convince you to stop being radical Islamists...

 

Masked Shah- Wait hold up... We're the GLA... our motives ARE CLEARLY POLITICAL!

 

Deathstrike- Yes EA games put it out into simple terms... we are not religiously orientated... Hell... Juhziz is Discordian for christ's sake...

 

Juhziz- Yes, born and raised Discordian... What you DoN'T BeliEvE mE!!!!! BAKAKAKALALALA

 

Juhziz reaches for the trigger to his dynamite vest, everyone leaps on him to try to try to calm him down...

 

Prince Kassad- You better go Fallwell... you are not welcomed here....

 

Rev. Fallwell- Rrrrrrright. I'm going now ****ing nutjobs

 

Slowly things calm down, as Deathstrike continues meeting

 

Deathstrike- As I was saying, US forces have been leading a manhunt for GLA members tied to "stealing" President Bush's Katrina Aid plan...

 

Kassad- Yeah Rrrrrrright... We "stole" it... WHATever...

 

Everyone begins to laugh, but slowly stop into silence once Masked Shah pulls out a folder marked "Katrina Aid".

 

Everyone stares at Masked Shah.

 

Masked Shah- What!... I thought inside there was food!

 

NOTES:

General Mastermind Mohmar "Deathstrike" - the boss general and powerful leader of the Global Liberation Army. His base is completely cloaked, like Prince Kassad's, and he has Toxin Networks, like Dr. Thrax. "Deathstrike" is very sneaky and loves to cause trouble for his enemies. His Mobile Demo Traps move towards the target and blow up. The first sighting of "Deathstrike" occurred in the first mission of the GLA Campaign in Zero Hour when he is being chased throughout the city by USA Humvees and you must escort him safely to the Airport for evacuation. General "Deathstrike" was disabled in the final version of the game. However, there are modifications that allow you to play this general.

 

GLA IDEOLOGY: Is driven Politically (don't know how... but ehhh), and not religiously... hence the Fallwell joke...

[Acerz492 1]

Nice one Shah. Very entertaining!

 

Don't suppose you could send me a link as to where I can get the Deathstrike mod? I've been searching around and haven't found it on any local sites. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, I dunno.

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Nice...

[Guest MadBadger]

Yer the Deathstrike mod sounds good i want it tooooo!!!!11

 

As usural it was funny as feck!

[Masked Shah 5]

He's on the C&C Reborn MOD, and Pro: Gen MOD

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Command_%26_C...als_-_Zero_Hour

 

He's also mentioned in the wikipedia...

 

I just want a MOD to play against Ironside and Deathstrike...

Well I would like a MOD for the Masked Shah as well... cracking joke during battle...

[Guest MadBadger]

aaaahhhh ur siting next to me im sure of it.....

 

wikipedia is done by random prople who visit the site, Just someone with very little life who has taken the effort to add him to the site

 

whens the next Shah outing?

 

Yo Shah i got a sale you might be interested in.

 

http://www.drunkencat.com/media/1139291528/Ak-47_TV_Sale

 

 

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[Masked Shah 5]

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=GLA+mohma...-adbe&x=wrt

 

Yahoo search on all the articles of Mohmar...

 

It's not made up...

[Mario 0]

thats brilliant shah can we expect anymore soon

[TheBlackOut 7]

[cnc_sage 0]

Greater than comedy! :lol:

[Acerz492 1]

Hmm...I see a rivalry between Shah and Badger as to who is CNCNZ's funny guy.

[Guest MadBadger]

Meh, Shahs direct. I'm sorta subtle or not there......