The search for the Katrina Aid Plan (a Shah short)

[Masked Shah 5]

The White House Chenney talks to BNN news and other news reporter concerning the missing Aid plans

 

James Seaburro (BNN)- Sir, Mr. Vice President any development in the recovery of the missing Katrina Aid plan?

 

Chenney- We are doing everything in our power to recover those missing files... in the meanwhile the President is drafting a new Aid plan for the budget... To ensure this we have sent him to his room without supper until he finishes the new draft...

 

James Seaburro (BNN)- Sir, Do you have any idea who would want to steal this plan? There are rumors linked to the Masked Shah... but are these rumors true...?

 

Chenney- Hmm, you seem to ask a lot of pretty good questions, Mr. Seaburro... I'm throwing a hunting party tommorrow, I'd wonder if you'd come... I could use the practice.. hah hah

 

James Seaburro (BNN)- Um, sure...

 

Bush peeks around corner, and dashes down hall... but Chenney stops him

 

Chenney- Where do you think you're going?

 

Bush- Um, I was gonna make a sandwich... um, come on Dick I'm hungry...

 

Chenney- No! Not until you finish that Aid plan Damn It!!!

 

Chenney slaps down Bush, and a sad Bush mopes back to his room...

 

The scene cuts to Turkey where a massive manhunt for the Masked Shah begins. A transport lands unto the Turkish shore base, and Col. Burton steps into the sand. There are several foreign Chinese agents around the camp eating fried spicy food and drinking...

 

Col. Burton- HELLO, DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN??? A-ME-RI-CAN?? YES???

 

Old Chinese Officer, Kwan- Gweetings Curnul Bruton, I yam Officer kwan... and dis my assistant... Officer Chonga...

 

Young female Officer, Chonga- Herro, Curnul *bows*

 

Col. Burton- Oh god damn sheee... *cough* Pleasure to meet both of you, I'm glad the Chinese government could help us in our search for the Masked Shah... Did you get our explosive-sniffing dogs?

 

Both Chinese Officers freeze in terror, and turn to each other....

and then turn to see troops eating their spicy "meals"

 

Officer Kwan- Ching chang chung? Translation: Oh dear god you didn't...

 

Officer Chonga- Ching chang chow... Translation: Well I didn't know and the troops were hungry... and

 

Officer Kwan- CHING CHANG CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG!!!!! Translation: @#$%^!!

 

Officer Chonga starts to cry, as Kwan turn to Burton

 

Officer Kwan- My apwogees curnul, we seemed to have wost the dogs...

 

Col. Burton- Hey it's okay, hey Chonga don't cry... Chonga... that's a pretty name... what's your first name...?

 

Officer Chonga- *sniff sniff* Chimmy *sniffle*

 

Col. Burton- Chimmy Chonga... hmmm... damn...

 

Officer Kwan- Well curnul, we bedder get some sweep for da mission tommorrow...

 

Col. Burton- Yes tomorrow we blast those sand eating sonsofbitches of their cave and skull**** them all for the name of mothe****ing justice, peace and thegoddamned American way... HOOORAH!!!

 

Stares at the bones of the animals the chinese are eating... and slowly 2 and 2 comes together...

 

Col. Burton- !!!! ... Oh dear god... you guys didn't just...

 

2 B continued

[Guest MadBadger]

[Mario 0]

i look forward to the next part

[cnc_sage 0]

me too

[BWare 0]

"Chenney?" :?

[Masked Shah 5]

"Chenney?" :?

 

ok, I written this in a rush, it's Cheney...

 

for pointing that out, you get a prize and you'll appear in the next short...

 

Mahahahahaha

[BWare 0]

Yes! Thank you Shah! It's what I've always dreamed of!

[Masked Shah 5]

Yes yes...

 

I know...

[Doctor Destiny 41]

Classic.

[Gnu_dude 0]

think of the dogs.... :cry: :cry: apart from that, awsome

[Cygnus X-1 12]

MORE!! must have MORE!!

 

Brilliant Shah, jsut Brilliant

[Gnu_dude 0]

uhhhh..... when do u plan on making a sequel????

[TheBlackOut 7]

:lol: